Sarcastic summary -Can you get anymore ridicoulus?

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Okay darlings that is a sincere warning this time. I do like Rashi but today she really made me mad and this will effect this summary. I don't mean the things I will say but they have to get out to take my frustration go away!!!!

Not so sincere warning 😛 People who actually thought this to be a great episode the way it was ... (are there such people?) well this will make you see how I saw it or better make you see it through the eyes of a mad woman 😃 so enjoy or go away!!!!



We start of with Rashi, who does what she does best in her kalakari ways and spreads lies between two people, to make them clash 🤢 But know seriously pandits are supposed to be man of god. You know dignified, humble as in taking themselves back to serve the will of the god right? Or did I get this wrong? I mean now seriously, why the hell would they want to be better than the other one? And why the hell did they think it would be such a great idea to deceide that during a pooja? I mean I know I am talking about devine punishments quite often for an unreligious person but seriously, where was it? But you know what I have some answer possibilities for the why questions 😆 so here it comes (please chose you fav)

1. They are men after all and do what men do, that is right being brainless (gosh I am glad that not so many men are here on IF ... Shaun you are of course an exception ... or not? 😛😆 just joking you are)
2. The cvs are now so brainless that they didn't know what men of god are supposed to be like
3. The cvs deceided since evil wins in this serial, pandits have to be selfish ego men like Ahem (ducking for cover) as well
4. The pandits where no real pandits but actors acting as pandit as a bad joke which master mind is Savita bhen or nani or ghunda bhai!!!
5. They were the way the were because pink elefants are green monkeys!!!

Dear diabetics please make sure not to watch the following scene, this migth get you into a sugar high just read my description of it. That will only give you breathing problems 😛 So yes my dears it is a gohem scene and again the cvs deceided to make a ridiculous thing out as the reason. I mean seriously Gopi must be useless. I clearly rember her having problems to open a tap, which she properly opens like 50times a day, with one hand but then couldn't because one hand was hurt R I D I C U L O U S ! ! ! And now the girl is to stupid to light a match 😳 give us a break!!!! However there in the back ground is a evil stalker, who is undressing her with his eyes shamelessly ... oh wait .. isn't that? ... Yes I think it is 😊 the idiot husband of hers 🤣 So there he is covering her back. Or maybe starring at her @$$ ☺️ (dirty mind where did you come from?) and is smiling when he sees that she has problems!!! K A L A K A R I - A L A R M 😈 this guy surely has done something with the matches so that Gopi can't light them. Gosh how pathetic!! I mean seriously if he plans to make himself a hero from resolving this small matter then I don't have another word then idiot left for him. I mean the other person must be really dumb and gullible and hero worshipping him already to ... think that ..!!! Wait a minute!!! The other person is Gopi and that was just a perfect description of her!!! I take it back!! Yes I take it back. Ahem in this instant you weren't an idiot. You were just like Urmi (running away with lightning speed ... I think i should seriously reconsider to change my username or create myself a new ID do you think Ahemlover is taken already?) However back to the scene his plan is nearly ruined by his darling wife aka brainless 1, who tells him that she will do it herself (maybe a little spark of self respect there). But please Ahem Modi and letting his wife make a decision opposed to his? never!!! So in the end he does but he can't do it at first either 🤣 🤣 The great Ahem Modi to stupid to light a match!! Scene is being ended with Koki calling them 😆 in other words the usual!!! This damn cvs are trying to make all these crazy ahem- and gohemholics hate my koki for this!!! When the truth of things is that it is their fault!!!

In between we have Savita bhen who is trying to bully the weak link in the family aka Hetal about the two pandits 😆 gosh this woman is good!! We have to give her this. Or maybe she is just afraid that Koki would snapp her head of, if she should dare to try and tease her about it 😛 But worry not my fainthearted darlings Koki is coming to Hetal's rescue!! S U P E R K O K I on the move!!! Her powers: brain (a rarity in the SNS world); a tongue, which can cut through diamands or anyone's self respect and of course the world famous glare!!! She is better and stronger then Superman, Ironman, somethingelsemen together!!! 🤣 Loved the way she shut up Savita bhen with just one sentence and saved Hetal's bum. The woman better remembers this!!!

So on they go for the prayer but heyho someone is missing. I know the eye candy!! 🤣 Munni where is 007 Parag really? I mean this poets meeting must be just a cover up for a secret mission!! Has he finally logated one of the missing brains? 😃 Please say he did!!!

Okay now to the pooja ... 🤣 I mean seriously I am German and I only speak a few simple terms of Hindi and Gujarati but HPandit (aka Hetal's Pandit) just sounded like one of those actors in movies, who are just pretending to speak another language and really are just brabbling some nonsense silibyls 😆 Liked KPandit much more and no not only because he wears the letter K 😛 So of they go making this pooja a mockery and everone is laughing (not the modis of course. Well Rashi is but she can't be termed Modi with her behaviour🤢 gosh she made me mad!!! 😡😡 🤬 This was a pooja for her and her family and she is making a mockery out of it and is loving it!!! How sick can you be? I know the evil inhuman thing is the mastermind (🤢 that is a term she doesn't deserve since it requires brain but heyho you know what I mean) behind it. Rashi is brainless just like Gopi, Hetal, Paragh, Chirag🤢 (at times), Ahem (at times), Dhaval and Jitu bhai!!! (gosh what a long list 🤣) I am disgusted with her behaviour in today's epi!!!! 🤢

Back to funnier grounds. So I thought as non hindi that you would be required to shut your mouth during a pooja but obviously this is not true. I mean come on everyone deceided that this is the perfect time to start conversations. Reminds me of my school days 😍 long long is past (aka about 6 months 😆) And Baa the oldest of all takes the biscuit!!! 🤣 She actually starts to talk about the past!!! Not only a small remark but no she retalls the Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter 1-7!!! Gosh you have to love her!!!

So finally Koki has enough and asked the pandits to get on with the ritual, who aren't happy to be disturbed from their pandit war 🤢 but then agree. So Kpandit calls Koki to over things to the god and Hpandi calls the brainless!! And of they are in another pandit battle to the water/milk flower/grain(?) and Koki and Hetal look confused!! So Chirag 🤢 takes matters into hand and tells Hetal to go first 😡😡 okay I am being based here and I know she should being the eldest DIL of the house but still 😡😡 this brainless thing, which can't resist the most obvious manipulation goes before my koki!!!!!!!! 😡😡 That is so not fair!!!

But whatever gohem scene again 😃 and Ahem proves to be a worthy husband of the wicket!!! Being as wicket as her in todays epi. First the match kalakari and now this!!! He acts as if he has something in his eye and uses that as a ploy to lure his innocent wifey away from the rest to a quite corner, where he sits down (to even up their hights) and waits for her ☺️😈 gosh his evilness is going through the roof and I am loving it!!! 😆 So gopi comes (of course) and asked what is wrong and he lies and says something in his eyes. And she things 'oh comeon you cry baby get a grip and stop rubbing it' 😛 and then overs to get it out of his eye 😆 and there you could clearly see the "victory!!!" cry going of in Ahem's head!! So obvious!! He even forgot to blink with his eyes, as if it hurts but don't worry brainless 1 falls for it. So she bends over him and blows in his eye and the guy is again undressing her with his eyes ☺️ I mean just look how he is starring at her and look where he is starring. One tip, women normally would say 'that aren't my eyes. My eyes are up here' 🤣 But again they are disturbed by my koki 😆 who looked as if she wanted to say. Seriously get yourself a room and do that during better times!! Then I will get a new toy before I am to old to pick it up!!!

the diya goes around and gohem hold it together 😳 and raji hold it together, even though jigarle didn't look that happy about it but well he did it with her, which is a shame, I am sure if he wouldn't have stood next to her, we could have seen some devine punishment 😈 well deserved devine punishment!!!

Okay so the pandits are getting paid and are the most ridiculous creators of all!!! I mean seriously are they checking the money they get and then complain because they weren't given more then the other once!!! How shamful!!! I mean seriously every real pandit, seeing this scene will be pissed off with the cvs for ruining their image in SNS!!!! 😡😡 And why is it that Koki gets the blame and has to deal with this, when it was Hetal's fault and Hetal is the older DIL? Gosh I am going through the roof with rage here!!! And then this Chirag 🤢😡😡😡😡😡😡 this creepy, damn thing!!!! How dare he suggest/hints that it was Koki's fault even though he knows it was Hetals!!! Don't like you!! and then the brainless being quite again!! 🤢😡😡

Okay so everyone goes away. First Baa who snatches my Jigarle from my view 😭 then the Item aka Ahem and Chirag🤢😆 then Meethi is sent away. Koki turns on Hetal and does sort of tell her off, without really telling her off. Well I thought she said the right stuff in the right way and was totally justified. However she should have given Hetal a chance to retort to her or sent Gopi and Rashi in the kitchen. But no she didn't and so the liar can start to poison Hetals mind again. So whats new? Thats right nothing 🤢 However let me just say that I liked Hetals return about being sad because the family looked bad and not because of what koki said!! But of course Rashi is to damn stupid to get the meaning and the rightfulness of that 🤢😡 But seriously Rashi took the mickey out of it when she was going on about Hetal being to easy to forgive people ... I mean seriously can you dig your grave any better? That was such a good oportunity for hetal to prove that there is some brain or sense in her but no she let it go but what did we expect form let it go Hetal? Surely not the clever replies I think shruthi, shruts or Rupal came up with. ('That is right Rashi. I do and it was my fault to forgive you so there is the door, see yaa laters' 🤣)

Precap: Gosh please that is normally a usual Koki-Rashi exchange but now they make it the big deal, with Hetal looking unusual about 🤢 But maybe just maybe we got it wrong and this look means actually that Hetal is sitting there thinking 'How stupid can my DIL be? Two curries on one day? Oh you gods, why did you give me a DIL with no brain?' Answer 'Because she fits you so well. MIL brainless and DIL brainless' 🤣

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shruthi2010 thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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kristian. i was just about to log out when i saw yr Ss.
how could i miss it? not if my life depends on it.
it is one dose of humor which makes me bear those stupid kalakari drama.
goham just need a diversion for koki, so they can skip away silently.
the dumb no 1 hetal is getting dumber each day.
the only bearable part was those two mintue bone called goham thrown at u to appease our hunger.
i had my laugh. now i m going to bed.
Edited by shruthi2010 - 13 years ago
Dhabu89 thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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oops...sorry 😳
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Posted: 13 years ago
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This sarcastic summary was much needed comic relief for me. I was upset with the whole kalakari having more screen time than the actual people that matter...GoEm...Anyways, thanks for the laugh. Can I just go and kill Rashi and get this all over with? I can make it look like Urmi did it and then we will all be happy 😍 well, at least I can dream it
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Posted: 13 years ago
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You missed my fav word jai jai!!lot of rashi bashing but i forgive you!!!oh yes i loved today s episode as it is. Pure bliss. evil rashi makes the devil inside me jump up and down.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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😆 Again Kristin.. I do not know how you manage it..😆 Fantastic again..

Brainless MIL and Brainless DIL.. Exactly.. Idiots both of them and they have another brainless sister to join their team except today she flirted with her husband..😉
So poor Koki darling had to bear the brunt and will have to it seems in the coming days.. But fear not Koki.. We are there..😃 Expecially Kristin..😛

Loved your take on the GoHem scenes.. 🤣.. You do agree they are cute.. But I loved the way Koki called them especially after the second scene.. 😆

Wonderful to have you back and all the sarcastic summaries Kristin.. Awesome👏

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Posted: 13 years ago
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hey Kristin.. love the summary, as usual ! 😊
Love your sense of humor !
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: shruthi2010

kristian. i was just about to log out when i saw yr Ss.
how could i miss it? not if my life depends on it.
it is one dose of humor which makes me bear those stupid kalakari drama.
goham just need a diversion for koki, so they can skip away silently.
the dumb no 1 hetal is getting dumber each day.
the only bearable part was those two mintue bone called goham thrown at u to appease our hunger.
i had my laugh. now i m going to bed.



Thank you Shruthi 😃

Glad that I help you bear this stupidity!!! I mean seriously today gohem was the only thing that kept me from just reading the WU and not do a summary today!! Not even enough Koki to keep me going 😭
Good night dear sleep tight 🤗
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: Dhabu89

This sarcastic summary was much needed comic relief for me. I was upset with the whole kalakari having more screen time than the actual people that matter...GoEm...Anyways, thanks for the laugh. Can I just go and kill Rashi and get this all over with? I can make it look like Urmi did it and then we will all be happy 😍 well, at least I can dream it



Thank you Rupal 😃

Well actually I would prefer if you kill of Urmi and then we have to log in Koki with Rashi for about a month with no means of communication with the outside world. That should sort her out 😆 But your right the rubbish gets much to much screentime
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Posted: 13 years ago
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kristin u crack me up with ur sarcastic summary every single time...raashi and her evil smirks are seriously making me see red...loved ur line about koki being superman, iron man and something else man...thanks for the much needed laugh...

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