Sarcastic summary - Repeats how interesting

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Okay please see this as a fair warning to all, who love the charakters, cv's and dialogues of SNS dearly and can't bear having them made fun off. If you are such a person please my dear do not read anything else then the red part of this post, if you read more you do so on your own risk!!!! Danke fuer die Aufmersamkeit (you got the last part? well I am proud of you, you didn't don't worry it wasn't that much of an insult🤣)


Back I am and am wondering if it should worry me or the cv's that I find enough material in every epi to take the mickey out of it ... well I don't worry because I love doing to but the cv's I wonder😆


So we start where we left of yesterday Jigarle doing everything to make it clear as anything that he does want as much distance between himself and his darling wife, or he is just such a gentle and sensible guy that he is worrying for the hurt one out of the three. As absolute Jigarle lover/obsesser I go for option number three which is he made do with what was available because I couldn't make it in time😆 So Rashi tells the wicked, who thinks standing around looking like Bambi after his mother was shot (😭 how could say do that?😭) will get her her will aka Rashi and Jigar sitting next to each other (Gosh this girl wants to have the next accident so that she can make her husband dance after her tune even more. You know Rashi talking non stop, Jigar getting irritating and closes his eyes in prayer for protection of this annoyance and the heavens replying with a van heading head on into the car, shutting Rashi up) but Rashi nods her to do it and even opens her the door ... 😲 Rashi what happened to you? Are you getting considerate in your old days? Or are you just trying to give me stroke due to shock? 😡 What have I done to you to deserve that?😭 Never said a bad word about you and if I did the devine thunder should strike me!!! ... Just now a thunder bolt striked the lighting rod of our house from a perfectly clear sky... well one person living in this house must have just lied a hell of a lot. Wonder who that might have been 🤣 surly not me!!!

So in the end Rashi in the car at the back and Gopi in the car at the front shortly smiling at Jigarle but he doesn't smile back. Because this sorry excuse of a upwards moved lips can't be called a smile on my Jigarle's face at the face of a person (which name I will not name because of my justified fear of certain holics making me change my identity (new ID not_dluna88)) that would have been the broadest and most loving smile ever 🤣 but in comparision to the smile of all smiles this was nothing but a faded, heartbreaking joke 😭😭 want the million dollor smile back!!! Right now!!!!!! (I am shouting here but don't tell the mods or they will scold me😉)

And then the ultimate reason for the whole education track, the only reason such to speak happened!!! Gopi, brainless 1, the wicked wrote a text message to Ahem //dramatic music is playing// lets all be proud that the pc spongebathing uneductated girl writes a text (not her first jugding by the inbox 35 message or so. Well Ahem sure is a Gopiholic 😆) But wasn't that cute when Gopi was adding this smiley 😳 gosh poor suggar it was. So a fair warning to all diabets please skip it. And Jigarle the nosy asking what is she doing? Gopi's answer was cristal clear "Writting a dirty text to my smexy husband☺️ You know about ties and things" (don't tell Nazma about this part or I will be scolded) whereby hearing this Rashi gets a fan girl overdose at the back of the car and Jigar demands to know the exact contents of the text and to be told all the details. "Bhabi you can tell me everything!!" 😉☺️ (there is a gohem lover living within him) Okay get yout head out of my dirty daydreams and lets go on with the story

So there in the office sits our hero (the idiot) and receives Gopi's text. Blushing beetroot read by the mentioning of ties, honey, embrasses, kisses ☺️😍 ... 😲 oh wait 😡 you still haven't gotten your heads out of my dirty daydreams!!!! "Chi readers Chi!! You should feel ashamed of yourselves 🤣 so where were we oh yes the ties ... 😡 seriously people!!! So he reads the message from Gopi out loud and then he these the big smiley aka :) and does just that causing Ahemholics all over the world to go into a deadfaint - the one way ticket to the lalaland!!! Okay Gohem lovers that was a super great scene!!! (Can't wait to read swasthi's and navyab's analysis of it. So great if you don't have to break your head analysing it yourself😆)

So the wicked, the liar and the Jigarle reach the temple and the girls get out the car. I was sitting there and thinking Jigarle be a gentlemen, run around the car, get Gopi's door while accidently!! slamming Rashi's door against her head😆 But no he stays in the car his only mean of escape but poor man has to deal with the wicked, who is now feeling strong because of her belonging to BJ1. She tells him that he should visit the temple, if he is here already and Jigarle the good, excellent, lovely, adorable, smexy, smiley, beloved, dolling material ... erm where was I? Oh yes .. deverji listens to her. No poor baby go and save yourself as long as you still can!!! So he gets out of the car and looks super annoyed and I can't blame him. Rashi looks happy when he agrees to go with them but then her face falls, seeing Jigar's expression... surely she didn't expect a million dollar smile from him for being forced to spent more time with her!!!! So they start to clime the steps of mount everest whereby Jigarle the clever cookie is making sure to make Gopi walk in the middle so that he can keep his distance to the liar!! Good man 👏 he is doing great in avoiding her I have to say!!!! 🥳 however he does not offer his help to Gopi. I think he is getting annoyed with her interference as I do!!!! Wicked aka brainless 1 don't you dare ruin JiPi for me!!!😡 However Rashi is again trying to shock me in my grave and offers Gopi support immediatelly (she is doing well in this department in the moment. I give her that but just that for the moment)

Okay time for Kurmi drama ... YAY🤢🤢 So Kinjal is checking the newspaper for the result of the lottery holding it over the plate with the tickets and the deya and me as you know me am sitting there again screaming "Drop the newspaper. Drop it Girl!!! Come on Kinjal ji you can do it!!" But did the cow listen to me? No 😭😭 don't like her now!!!!! The Kurmi comes and does her drama and I sit there and am throwing up trying to keep hold of my health before it flees from here. Okay Kurmi of the street throwing her handbag thing about like a five year old and shots of a man approaching ... Okay raise your hands people How many did see the handbag robbery coming from the other side of the 🤬 planet? i sure as (the nice warm place Krumi will end up in) did!!! Please cv's you don#t have to spoon feed us this rubbish. So I am getting excited jumping up and down on my bed, clapping my hands in anticipation and having the broades grin on my face my face muscles would allow. ... and then ... utterly disappointed 😭😭 am being washed away by the tears of utter heartbreak (only good thing my room got a clean by it) Okay I admit I should have seen that coming by the history of these cv's who are the creator of the Urmi Shah fan club ut please why couldn't say get a better thief than that and why did the heavens above not made sure that not the poor thief was hit by all the punches but the evil inhuman thing? To many heartbreaking question to go on 😭😭

So Gopi gets a phone from Ahem (I am seeing here a repeat from usual Urshi scene to to be usual BJ1 scene oh joy) and hobbles away from them to talk to him. So information is being swapped. Ahem wants to know what RaJi are doing and the answer is oh they have a lovely conversation. I mean they are just not shutting up only problem is that they are conversating with one self and that in silent mood while looking in oposite direction so from my view perfect!!! From brainless 1 view not good and so she tells him. Jigar has enough and comes and tells that he has to leave and Gopi just blabers that he can't and Jigarle has borrowed Koki's 'something is fishy' alarm bell, which I can see going off right then and there. But Ahem tells her to let him go and that he will do something about it. So Gopi has a sudden change of heart and tells Jigar that he can go. But how she said it!!!😲 OMG if that wasn't a queen telling her servant that he may leave!!!! Unbelievable the wicked has to be careful or she will be found out soon!!😆

So Jigarle is leaving in lightning speed, thinking 'Yay I got out of this quickly enough. One whole day in office with my beloved secreatary ☺️ (don't blame me that is what he was thinking I swear on Kurmi's life😈)' But then poor guy his bhai calls him and tells him to stay there in hell. But Jigarle is not going to take defeat so easily (that is right Jigarle fight for your love aka me 🤣) and questions Ahem, who wasn't expecting it by the look of it😆 However Ahem saves the situation and Jigarle has to give in 😭😭 don't like BJ1's action one bit here!!!

So the heartbroken fellow (my heart is broken as well 🥺 no hot office romance today for me) and returns to the girls saying that Ahem is going to pick him up later. Girls happy bunnies agains and used to be happy bunny is suspicious unhappy bunny. So the wicked wants to get the jaijai plate and tells RaJi to wait there for her but Jigarle is not going to take being left alone with the liar again. He tells her they are coming with her and Gopi can't refuse. So they go and get the jaijai plate and Rashi asked what to do with this grumpy bunnny and Gopi closes her eyes in prayer and there he comes her god!!!! Aka Ahem!! Aka Idiot (😵 an ahemholic just hit me. I swear if I find out who it was I am going to go and cry to a mod!!! Shaina sure will help me 🤣 gosh I am so happy that there is atleast one mod who isn't an ahemholic!! I am save!!) Okay all ahemholics watch this scene because Ahem sure looks smexy in this new suit of him. Lets all thank the cv's for not ruining the scene with the beloved Brown Suit!!!!😃

So Jigar sees his chance to escape but it is taken immediatelly by BJ1's second in comment Ahem Modi. Yes Gopi is the head of the Jodi, because her wickedness got Ahem into the mess in the first place. All complains regarding me putting Ahem lower in the chain of command then Gopi are to be handed to someone else. I am not going to take them😛 So Jigarle heartbroken again.

Jaijai scene is skiped 😭 I like the music 😭 Mean!!! They come out of the temple and Ahem is trying to make Gopi come with him to let RaJi have some time to themselves but the wicked is gone on a shortterm holiday (aka dreaming about doing hot stuff with her hubby as described in the 35odd texts they have exchanged already. Better make sure Koki doesn't read them 🤣) and Ahem is left with brainless 1 😛😆 well that is going to be funny. So Gopi doesn't get it and Ahem is thinking hey brainless 1 get wicked on the line again or rather no ahem you are not going to go and join wicked in her shortterm holiday (why not? as long as we allowed to watch, we don't have a problem ☺️). So after ages Gopi gets the hint. I think Jigarle wasn't far from just telling her frustrated 'Bhabi Ahem wants you to go and get prasad to leave me here with the liar' So Jigar again is against being left behind with Rashi (repeat) but Ahem is no Gopi and tells him to shut the 🤬 up and stay there with rashi😆😡😡 how can you do that to your own brother, Ahem Modi? Chi be ashamed of yourself!!!

Ahem and Gopi leaving and Jigar stepping away from Rashi (aw the poor girl 😈) So rashi decides to tell him to go to a small temple because she heard many people believe it to be powerful. Third attempt to murder me in this epi by her!!!! Seriously she turned religious? 😲 floored me it did. So Jigar is agreeing after the cv's put out the old dialogue "You are angry with me and not god" 🥱 boring!! The Epi of repeats I am telling you. They go down some stairs. Jigar in the lead again and Rashi in the back. A begger asked Jigar for money and being the kind hearted soul he is, he gives him quite alot and goes on. And there she is back creedy cow Rashi and tries to get the money of a poor begger!!!! Well if that isn't a low act learnd by Kurmi I don't know what is!!!! 😡😡 seriously girl, you see this man sitting there with his wife and small kid and then decide to fight about 90rupees? Chi Rashi Chi!!!! So Jigar does not get all of it but he hears his wife blabbering and deceides to check on her, asking what she does and Rashi the liar she is tells him that she is just giving money!!! No you were not giving money you were trying to rob a beggar but luckily were even less successful as the Kurmi robber 😆 you can't do anything right in the moment as it seems.

So Gohem scene at the prasad stall. So first Gopi is able to talk to Ahem in whole sentences 👏 well done girl you are not a stammer after all!!! And then the wicked back form her holiday decides to overact again to get her hubby to touch her again 😳 not that I mind, mind you 😃 So Ahem the henpecked husband is back taking care of her not getting her play 😆 (idiot 🤣😵 was again slapped ) But gosh it was a cute scene I am telling you. And finally some touching as well and not eyelooks from three miles off!!! 🥳 now only touch her on exposed skin parts, don't forget to expose them by taking some unneeded clothes off mind you and we will go bonkers!!!☺️ Gopi shows again that she is the queen over the modi boys and tells her husband to hold her phone while she goes and washes her hand.

And there it was again the unbelievable timing of SNS 🤢 just then Koki is calling and the IDIOT (*ducking away and so am not getting hit again*) picks up the call without thinking!!! Koki is on the other end and asked you? And Ahem is just in shock thinking 'shit. Idiot what have I done!! I am as good as dead if she finds out I have skipped work!!!! Better lie my way out of here' So he starts saying the truth the prediction that he will tell Koki about the SR the next day in all detail is back on girls 🤢 🤣 poor Gopi is gonna die of embarassement!!! What you think? there is a teas in Koki and if she teams up with Jigar ... 😃 can't wait to see!!!!! She asked him why he is in the temple and the lying game starts. I don't have to tell you that Koki was on to the fishy bid right from the start. Clever woman she is!!! But she decides to not get into it now and the idiot actually believes he is save now 😈 your not just spared for the moment to be hit by the full force later!!! And I am going to sit in the first row urging Koki on while munching away my popcorn 😈

So Gohem return to RaJi and see them standing as far apart as possible, which is making them feel sad and me a happy bunny 😆 Love the fact that there plan isn't working at all. Ahem sees the fooly of the doing as well and then is worried about his mum finding out he is wasting so much time at the temple and decides to go with Jigarle.

BJ1 = 1
Jigarle = 10
Rashi = -100000

winner by points is JIGARLE 🥳

Precap: 🤣 OMG how old are you Ahem? That you have to stand there in front of your mum stammering about going to the pictures with your wife? Seriously just tell her that you are going to the pictures and tell her when you are going to be back. Then Koki wouldn't have a point to set on of. But by standing there bibbering in fear you made it really easy for her 😆 not that I mind. I love you getting uncomfortable in her smile. Gosh how I would love Koki to say "Okay Gopi vahu can go but you were a naughty boy and have to go and stay in your room 🤣 And then the eyelook. Gopi 'Thinking don't say something stupid boy. don't say anything stupid' and Koki seeing it thinking 'say something stupid boy, say something stupid. I wanna have a laugh'

Done!!!! 🥳

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navyab thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Good one Kirstin !!!! It was funny how Swasthi & me ended up in the post 😛
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Originally posted by: navyab

Good one Kirstin !!!! It was funny how Swasthi & me ended up in the post 😛




Thank you dear😃

well you have to give it to the one's, who are able to read this silent guy because I have problems
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You and me bothe I too don't get the business tycoon turn to blithereing i@#$# (sorry)... really they need to make an excuse...
It would be great if Kokila says yep lets and they all end up in the cinema...Koki between Ahem and Gopi and Baa next to Raashi...Raashi having to fill in on the dialogue that Baa misses👍🏼 and Jiger is there for the taking😍
Anyways I think Ahem is turning all mushy...in the head he surely aint thinking with his top story (I'm not going to mention what he's thinking with as your texting explanation says it all)
While I like Ahems smile I think the rude ahem was smashing saurley JIger does not work I like his smile even better😃☺️
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Posted: 13 years ago
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omg kristien, you have me laughing lke mad.
i really miss your summary, if not posted. i love you comparison of gopi to bambi and the precap was just hillarious.
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Originally posted by: tangam

You and me bothe I too don't get the business tycoon turn to blithereing i@#$# (sorry)... really they need to make an excuse...

It would be great if Kokila says yep lets and they all end up in the cinema...Koki between Ahem and Gopi and Baa next to Raashi...Raashi having to fill in on the dialogue that Baa misses👍🏼 and Jiger is there for the taking😍
Anyways I think Ahem is turning all mushy...in the head he surely aint thinking with his top story (I'm not going to mention what he's thinking with as your texting explanation says it all)
While I like Ahems smile I think the rude ahem was smashing saurley JIger does not work I like his smile even better😃☺️



Thank you tangam 😆

yeah I don't know what the cv's turned Ahem into. But it surly has to do with the effect brainless 1 has on him. Poor guy😛

Yeah Koki between Gohem that would be worth watching. Gopi won't be that disappointed because she is there just for RaJi and thinks Ahem has the same thinking behind him 😆 and Ahem will sit there utterly disappointed but not able to say anything and Koki looking at him sniggering within😃
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Yeah Koki between Gohem that would be worth watching. Gopi won't be that disappointed because she is there just for RaJi and thinks Ahem has the same thinking behind him 😆 and Ahem will sit there utterly disappointed but not able to say anything and Koki looking at him sniggering within😃
I would pay to go to the movies to watch that...😆
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Originally posted by: shruthi2010

omg kristien, you have me laughing lke mad.
i really miss your summary, if not posted. i love you comparison of gopi to bambi and the precap was just hillarious.



Thanks Shruthi!!!😃

I do try to post it everyday but it takes me nearly 2 hours to write it and that is a lot of time in the evening, when i actually should make dinner 😆 poor family have to hunger for ages before I make something quick for them.

Can't wait to see how Ahem gets out of the problem he himself created😃
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Originally posted by: tangam


I would pay to go to the movies to watch that...😆



Me, too and not just to grab up Jigarle ☺️
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Posted: 13 years ago
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my god... i should not read your summary... it makes me come out of my la la land and land me directly to your sarcastic world where the wicker liar, jigarle and idiot rules... The only person sane in your SW(Sarcastic world... see you are making the reader as well a lazy bum <dont tell mods>) is your koki mayya...

btw u rock... have a happy office life with jigale tomorrow.


I swear.. i am not the one who hit you second time... by that time, i had left the forum... i swear...

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