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Today's scene with him calling Gopi crazy and then saying that she will always stay crazy, I just wanted to strangle that character. [No harm meant Nazim]
Disclaimer: Please do not attempt these at home on your favorite annoying relative as there is a possibility of increase blood pressure, heart rate, nasal congestion, sneezing, coughing, choking, frequent bowel movement and erythematous skin reactions.
1. His current wrist watch, when he is taking a shower, reverse the battery in the wrist watch, it will stop working, this will be a good one time annoyance. You can also, unplug the cord from the wall for the cell phone charger once he is a sleep, in the morning he will take his cell phone oblivious to the fact that his cell phone will die soon, this will be satisfying as his business calls will be interrupted frequently. Remember you can't do trick #2 below if you use this.
2. Call his cell phone number from house line and hang up after one to two rings. Dont let it ring too many times or he will pick up, call every half an hour, cover the hours from 8am to 5pm, Mon thru Fri, that should provide you sufficient coverage of any meetings that he might be in
3. He likes the black sherwani, I recommend black pepper in the armpits area and in the groin region in the night clothes!
4. Dusting the rooms tables and night stands with Ahem's pillow cover and then placing it back on his pillow
5. Spray Ahem's perfume on Kokila's back, so he wont be able to come close to mom without sneezing like crazy, maybe negative conditioning will work on him and he can finally stop turning to mom for everything
6. Next time Gopi goes on a jog with Ahem, she should put some metamucil in the orange juice so that Ahem can become regular, sometimes being backed up can cause people to be irritable
7. Gopi should take his clothes and secretly start tightening the clothes, little by little, so he thinks he is gaining weight
8. Once she is sure he is a sleep place a dead cockroach (or a lizard can also work) on his chest and then start beating at him with a jharoo or a cricket bat or just a wooden stick, while continuously yelling "you cant hurt my Ahemji". This trick could only work once, but it will feel great.
Pati Patni Aur Panga
Kumkum Bhagya
