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CR TV brings to you The fool of the year : Gopi Ahem Modi
Jake: Gopi ji, do you know what a fool means?
Gopi: Yes, I know*big smile*
Jake: what is it?
Gopi: Flower...*another big smile*
Jake: Flower... but...
Gopi: Jakebhai, Phool means flower, even kids can answer that...
Jake: Gopi, Phool nahi.. Fool!
Gopi: (confused) woh kya hota hai?
Jake: leave it... So how is Mr. Ahem Modi?
Gopi: He ate 8 rotis yesterday....*blush*
Jake: So whats new?
Gopi: Usually he eats only 2 rotis, one for each biceps. today he ate to store in his 6pack torso also
Jake: Wow... then you must have seen his bulging muscles, huh? Naughty gal?
Gopi: No, When i went to his room he was already snoring... And i didnt even sleep due to his karate.
Jake: karate?
Gopi: Snore
Jake: oh! Btw did you hear a cock-a-doodle do at twilight hour?
Gopi: what is cockadooodleeeeeeee?
Jake: I mean kukrukooo
Gopi: No, all i heard was.. kurr-tut--tut--to
Jake: whazzat?
Gopi: Ahemji snoring
Jake: oh,ok! We got information that there was a kukrukoo sound near MM at twilight hourand NASA doubt its an ET invasion.
Gopi: Twilight? But it was not new moon yesterday
Jake: No, New moon is past now its time for Breaking dawn. The ET made a weird sound at breaking dawn. They also retieved a URO
Gopi: URO? woh kya hota hai?
Jake: unidentified rolling object
Gopi: I had one in my room*chuckles*
Jake: uh...what do you mean?
Gopi: Ahemji! He was rolling on his bed in sleeping
Jake: (lol) Ok joke aside, so you didnt see any URO at MM
Gopi: No...
Jake: And you didnt hear any kukrukoo
Gopi: No
Jake: Ok, thanks a lot for coming and spending your valuable time with us, gopi. Here is a pass to visit "Fools paradise" with your URO husband
Gopi: He is also ET... Did you see his nose? Its same as ET
Jake: why so?
Gopi: Kyunki, ahemji ke naak main gussa rahta hai*chuckles*
