Char-Chakram..jokes..read it.. - Page 3

haan roti hi serve karo cuz too much oil ghee is bad for health so serve roti with dat

Originally posted by: shijhu

haan roti hi serve karo cuz too much oil ghee is bad for health so serve roti with dat

hehe, moo mein pani aa gayaa 😆

Originally posted by: set_raj

daal ke saath paratha?...uske saath toh garma garam roti achi...theek hai jaise tumhari ichaa..😆

raj daal fries ke saath paratha hi hoga bro. woh hamri gujrati dal ke sath roti hogi.😆😆 Ab ye khane ki baat kahanse aa gayi. trying to make up my mind about fasting for a month. Plz do not talk about food.

Originally posted by: patsy

excellent ones Raj. loved the first and last one also. can't wait for more. you made my day with these.

thanks a lot patsy..sure just wait ...will be posting more funnier ones ..😊

Originally posted by: ramas

raj daal fries ke saath paratha hi hoga bro. woh hamri gujrati dal ke sath roti hogi.😆😆 Ab ye khane ki baat kahanse aa gayi. trying to make up my mind about fasting for a month. Plz do not talk about food.

Ohhh no raksha..i was thinking of posting some jokes on food and restaurants...😆..tab toh problem hogi..😊

Originally posted by: set_raj

😆Char-Chakram...😆

Hello friends, here are some more jokes on our char chakrams.. a new title for...Abhi,Dheer,Kunjan and Samar.😆.read and enjoy..btw..this one is an anniversary gift for Ruhi..it is her wish since she joined the forum 11th aug.06..and also Sukhi and Jhumi😊

1)..Abhi, Dheer and kunjan are talking at a bar. Dheer says:
'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.'

Kunjan says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.'

Abhi says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.' Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. 'No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.'...😆😆

2)..Dheer went to Kunjan's House and said
"Oye Kunjan, lets go to London"

Kunjan replied "Yes Dheer, par mujhe English nahin aati" (I can't speak English)

Dheer assures Kunjan that his English skills are Better than Average, and that He'd take care of him in London

Dheer and Kunjan Reach London, and Pretty soon are sauntering down the middle of a fairly busy road!
A Gori Mem Pulls up behind them in her Austin Princess and Starts of in English
...... Hey Mr. ,,, You are jay-walking BLAH BLAH don't you have any regard For the traffic rules in this country ... etc.. etc..
Dheer turns around, looks at the Gori Mem, and Starts rattling off the following at a fairly brisk Pace.

To the Principal, Government High secondary school, Village Dholia, Post Office Rampur, Tehsil Jaipur, District Jaipur, Rajasthan, India. Sir ... I am having severe stomach aches since yesterday, and my family doctor has recommended bed rest! .... Please grant me two days sick leave Your's Obediently .... Dheer Singh.
The Gori is quite baffled at the sudden outburst from Mr. Dheer, and quitely gets into her car and leaves
Kunjan is amazed. He runs up to Dheer and says
"Oye Dheer yaar, tumne toh kamaal kar diya "! Us gori ke takkar ki angrazi bol ke"
(You put that gori back in her place, your English sounds better than hers)
Dheer Shrugs off Kunjan and says: "oye yeh toh kuch bhi nahin, woh zyaada tain tain karti naa .... mujhe 'Thirsty Crow' aur 'Greedy Daag' Dono aate hain dono hi suna dene se"
(that was only a sample, if she would have stuck around I would have recited 'thirsty crow' and 'Greedy dog' for her as well).

3)..A little girl was talking to her teacher Abhi about whales.

Abhi the teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Sameer was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, Abhi reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I go to heaven I will ask Sameer".

Abhi asked , "what if Sameer went to hell?"

The girl replied,"Then you ask him"...👏😆

4)..It was Samar and kaveri's wedding anniversary.

'Shall we have tandoori chicken to celebrate the Occasion?' Kaveri said.

'Why take it out on the poor chicken for a mistake we did' replied Samar.😆

5)..Jigyasa : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

Kaveri: I did once. Samar had forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

6)..Nikita : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Samar : No. Why do you ask that?
Nikita : Well, where did you get THIS mummy(Kaveri) then? ...😆

7)..kaveri was in bed with Dheer when she heard her husband Samar opening the front door.

"Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."

She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" Samar enquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Gujral's bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning Samar got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the 'statue'(Dheer), "eat something. I stood like an idiot at Tanya's place for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

😆

I hope you must have enjoyed them..thanks to all of you..waiting for ur comments..

God Bless You All..

Set_raj

🤣 raj tum na ek digestion pill bhi diya karo has has kay mera stomach ache karne lagta hai after reading ur jokes..they r really funny...

🤣
oh my my cant stop rolling...

rolling on my stomouch 😆

Originally posted by: gaurifan

🤣 raj tum na ek digestion pill bhi diya karo has has kay mera stomach ache karne lagta hai after reading ur jokes..they r really funny...

OK reena...next time Hajmola ki candy diya karoonga.😆.yah Pudin-hara..😆...thanks a lot..

Originally posted by: hani1112

🤣
oh my my cant stop rolling...

rolling on my stomouch 😆

😆😆..thanks a ton for ur hilarious laughs.....😊

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saath me pudin hara bhi la rahe ho
aisa bhi koi karta hai
hansa ke koi maarta hai