Phir Hera Pheri..DSK jokes..Read it

Phir Trimurti ki Dhamaal.....Funny jokes..😆

They are back again, your friendly neighbourhood jokers..Dheer, Samar and kunjan (D.S.K). Enjoy their antics and have a good time. Do post your views and comments.

1)..Samar ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi Kaveri bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?(abhey langoor tere ku, yehi bhootni mili thi kya sansaar mein?)😆

2)..Dheer: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Kunjan: Birla cement.
Dheer: Kyun?
Kunjan: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai. (Iske liye circuit cement ka truck mangaa ke rakh, isko birla cement hi denge.)😆

3)..Teacher: Dheer, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Dheer: Tum so jayo maa, main Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.😆 (Tu mawaali kabhi nahi sudhregaa)😆

4)..Ishaan, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue?
Dheer: Very long!!!(abhey khajoor, teri bhi usse kam toh nahi)😆

5).. Kunjan:- What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Dheer:- Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
Samar:-You still want faster?
(Tell her not to tell anyone )(bahut kaam ka baat bataya apun ko isne)

6).. Samar:--''What is Common between : Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Kunjan replied :- All are Born on Government Holidays. 😆(Yeh gadhe ka gadha hi rahegaa, hai na circuit)😆

7)..Dheer(proudly):-''My wife's an angel.!!''

Samar:-''You're Lucky, mine is still alive.''(Mamoo,Jaldi pray kar toh ooper jaaye)😆😆

8)..Doctor to Samar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Samar : Hoga, zaroor hoga; 20 saalse mera khoon jo
pee rahi hai....😆(Circuit ekdum sach bolta hai yeh dhooki aatma)

9)..Kunjan was very fond of sensational and detective
novels,but he always started reading from the middle.
Dheer asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Kunjan. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about its
conclusion but also about its beginning ..😆😆(mamoo iska top floor sach mein khaali hai)

I hope you must have enjoyed them and had a good time.

Thanks.

set_raj.

Your comments and suggestions are welcome. 😊

🤣 don't have words anymore !
the only thing i can say; you're too good ! 😆

Originally posted by: xmanisha

🤣 don't have words anymore !
the only thing i can say; you're too good ! 😆

😊thanks manisha..some more are coming up soon..in a different style ..😊

Raj - excellent as always. You really had me rolling. loved them all. keep them coming

🤣 Oh god, raj, toooooooo good. The one with the same blood group was too hilarious. Keep them coming.

hilarious jokes, raj!!! i loved them, each brought a smile across my face 😃
Trimurti ki Dhamaal <--- hilarious title! 😆 😆

Originally posted by: patsy

Raj - excellent as always. You really had me rolling. loved them all. keep them coming

Thanks patsy..sure will be posting more soon.😊

Originally posted by: simran20

🤣 Oh god, raj, toooooooo good. The one with the same blood group was too hilarious. Keep them coming.

thansk simran..sure will be posting more soon in different style...😊

raj they were wonderful jokes! 👏 they made me smile and laugh! thanks! 😆 😆 😳