Here are some really funny jokes for u all...😆
American told Dheer when he went to America : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Dheer : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
Boss: Where were you born ?
Dheer : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
Dheer : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
Dheer : What is the name of your car ?
Saloni : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Dheer : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Dheer was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks him why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Dheer : Cant you read the board?? Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Dheer and Kunjan were fixing a bomb in a car.
Kunjan : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Dheer : Don't worry, I have a one more.
Doctor to patient (Dheer) : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient (Dheer) : Yes. A good doctor.
On a romantic day Aditi asks Dheer, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Dheer : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile?".
Dheer joined a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Dheer :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
Hope u all enjoyed them, waiting for ur sweet comments😳
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