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Saloni challenging thakur to stop her from entering temple with poor woman.
Mannobhabhi and Saloni for fighting for human rights to enter temple on behalf of poor low caste woman
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***Jokes ***
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.
When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
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Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.
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****Songs****
If sawari can talk
sawari to saloni
tu kitni acchi hai tu kitni pyari hai
missing missing hai o ma o ma
ke ye jo jeevan hai
dukho ka sagar hai tu phulwari hai o ma o ma
sawari to poor woman
Ma mujhe apne aanchal me sama le
gale se lagale ke aur mera koi nahi
phir na sataoungi mujhe dhundh hi ab le
gale se laga le ke aur mera koi nahi
Saloni
jhuhi ki kali meri laadli
janam se bichadi meri laadli
o aas kiran jug jug tu jiye
saanso me basi meri laadali
Saloni to bhagwan
kahan chhup gayi hai
batao o bhagwan
kaise use dhundhu itne bade jahan me
khaylo me raheti
khawabo me aati
kaise use dhundhu sare jahan me
Saloni
sun ja pukar sun ja pukar
tut na jaye mera dhairya aaj
lautake aja meri laadli aaja ek baar
Manno bhabhi
Tumne pukara or hum chale aye
saath me pia ko le aaye re.
Nahar
mat ro saloni
hum dundhenge apni bachchiko
zinda hai woh humne jana bade bhag hai mere
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