Champ of the week - Rock N Roll - Page 9

Originally posted by: 2smart4u

Originally posted by: Summer3

Thank u for your kind thoughts. I now dedicate a song to you.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzAB5SNhWEw[/YOUTUBE]

thank u summerji....nice song 😳😳

Originally posted by: rock&roll

Originally posted by: rock&roll

maine to sirf Poocha tha..but Rasny's statement has confirmed that Ron is a barking dog.....😆...and Ron is going to bite Dia (paagal billi)...bechari..Dia.....ab tujhe koi nahin bacha sakta 😆

🤣..Paagal Billi ko Paagal Kutte ne kaat liya....🤣🤣🤣

Bhagwan bachaye is vishwa ko sarvnaash se🤣🤣

Congratulations SRGMPers for getting a rollicking chicken on the grill...

😆Welcome to the Churroscaria....Dear Rock&Roll😆

Originally posted by: rock&roll

6)Describe dia😆 wonderful question...I will not be able to justice to this question...but will try 😆😆😆....

An ancient and obsolete australopithecine whose process of evolution went awry due to chemical imbalances.A living being bearing 45% similarity wrt DNA and other traits to ancient the Australopithecus.A whooping 30% portion of her biological traits bear striking similarity to the wild asses of Africa & Asia. 🤣🤣🤣..... Now that word insinuates at which portion of the body you are referring to but would you please clarify for the general publik which 30% part of body is referred here...If it is just that organ then to cover 30% of total body mass...it has to be pretty humongous...🤣🤣🤣 These asses are considered to be the forefathers of what we know today as 'Donkeys'.15% of biological matter is similar to mastodons- ancestors of elephants. 🤣🤣...Elaborate...Elaborate please....Upper...lower..middle...which portuion is this...🤣🤣 The remaining 10% is still evolving and bears similarity to various animals like sloth(wrt laziness)skunk(wrt smell),totoises(wrt longevity),the extinct dodo(wrt dumbness) and so on….🤣...NO NEED TO EELABORATE....This is self explanatory.....🤣🤣🤣

Another amazing feature of this miraculous creature is her capacity to survive despite having no traces of cerebral matter and not having a heart....Oops....Now you have to elaborate that 10%...looks like I misunderstood..🤣🤣🤣... Her mere existence and survival is a case study in the world of medicine and very recently the male of the species was found and put on youtube by Rasny...🤣.Picture pretty please...🤣🤣🤣 Scientists are astounded by the creature's ability to eat and sleep the whole day long without any activity of any sort...Dinosaurs supposedly became extinct becoz of over weight .But this creature continues to outlive everyone inspite of being heavier than 10 elephants🤣Amazing indeed....🤣🤣🤣 ……The world of science and medicine is still studying this bhelpuri of living things who goes by the name Dia ut responds better to Naani & ,Haathi.

below is a picture of Dia taken around 2000 years back(or earlier) when she only an australopithecine

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10)Name the last 3 things u have bought this week?

Hay(grass) - food for Dia

A saddle for Dia...(she is unable to work properly otherwise)

Mustard seeds- hoping I may find Dia's brain...par nahin tha us mein... 😆😆😆

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14) Can u whistle?

No…..wld love to learn..tere ko aata hai?...Dia ko bulane mein kaam aayega..when she strays away…..aksar ghaas charne chali jaati hai😆

Ghaas charne to buddhi jaati hai...lekin according to you she has no buddhi...so I am kind of confuzed....🤣🤣

20)Who is ur loudest friend? Naani……I can't stand her braying sounds…..🤣🤣🤣

21)Who is ur most quiet friend? My friends are never quiet..they always talk….talk and talk…….On IF my quietest friend wld be Manikji..bechare baat karte hain to Ron aur Dia pounce on him and he imdtly keeps quiet…….Dia & Ron,bechare ko hawa aane de yaar.😆....Manik...Aur yo sure you want Ron and Dia ki hawa....?...be sure....because it STINKS🤣

22)What is ur favorite book? Rage of Angels,Day of the Jackal,Fist of God,Godfather,...woowooowoo.....check it out.....4 of my favorites as well.....including Day of the Jackal (my alltime favortite)....😃

gr8 questions Rasny...esp the one on Dia's description....priceless😉....hope my answr helps u to further ur research 😆

🤣Outstanding Pikchur...Outstanding Analysis...🤣🤣

Grade AAAA++++🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Summer3

In my brief encounter with IF I notice she is referred to as a Donkey, Garfield the cat, Musical Elephant...So in my mind's eye I see an animal with a donkey's body, elephant trunk and cat's whiskers...???

Summer ji...... Avoid Mirror please....🤣🤣🤣..

Sorry....couldn;t help taking a potshot..🤣🤣

Originally posted by: rock&roll

Yeh COTW column nahin lag raha...it shld be renamed Dia ki dhulai column..sawaal bhi aise hi aa rahi hain..which gives me tremendous scope.......😉...lagta hai ki my tamasha subject is soon becoming everyone's favourite..Dia tu world famous ho gayi hai yaar....thanks to me and my constant campaigning....😆

Abghi tak ka motw dekh ke mujhe bhi kuchh aisa hi lag raha hai...ki ye DIA-DHULAYI-OF-THE-WEEK hai....😆

Originally posted by: rock&roll

gr8 questions..dia had a lot of fun answering them.....😉.

Originally posted by: rock&roll

gr8 questions..Minali..kal sabji khareedne gayi thi kya?..sabji ke dukaan se pictures leke aa gaye...aapka kaam aasan ho gaya...😆...just kidding.....😳

Originally posted by: Rasny

Make a short story regarding 2 this barking dog and pagal billi😆

Considering that we have already established that the pagal billi is Dia and barking Dog is Ron....let us move on with the story....

Raat ke 11:30 baje the..Pagal billi was in her Bhootni mode....(as she is on YM 😆).......Eyes blazing she starts climbing the stairs singing and dancing to the song 'Ami je tomar shoddho je tomar' ..Barking dog(Ron) is asleep in his room dreaming that he is on a date with Ayesha Takia.....when suddenly loud noises in the corridor wake him up...Still in half slumber,his mind starts playing tricks on him and he thinks Ayesha Takia has come to his house.Happily he opens the door,ready to hug Ayesha and lo and behold!!!he sees pagal billi 😡.😡 😡 ...Barking dog(true to his name)shouts at pagal billi for 10 minutes and snatches her ghungroo.....and starts walking away......Pagal billi is furious and kicks him....This photo was taken by reporter Rasny at this precise moment......

All's well that ends well....Ron returns the ghungroo ad Dia continues her dance.....😆

When u c the above pic..........what arise in ur mind?

This is a wrestling match between an elephant and a donkey....the gender of both animals is unknown...very likely they are neither male nor female......The donkey is the match that Dia naani found for Rasny......The donkey meets all Rasny's specifications perfectly...(including the rare specfication of neither male nor female)..So donkey wants to marry Rasny.....

Enter-souten the elephant....The elphant is haathi,rasny ki saathi.....the elephant(he/she not known) has been rasny's loyal friend from childhood and has secretly loved rasny all his/her life..Now our elephant can't give away her raseela rasny to a 'kal ka aaya hua' donkey....To settle the problem Rasny says that he will marry the one who wins the wrestling match..This photo was taken by Dia jasoos at the beginning of the match.

Rasny...match ka result pata chalte hi bata dena.....Dia is especially eager to know coz she has to get commission if u marry the donkey.....😆

If ur key board made by choco then?....

I'd eat it in 1-2 days......😆........and then think of how to answer r questions.....😆

very nice pictures Rasny...giving tremendous scope.....had a lot of fun 😆