Originally posted by: snowflake0555
Set #1😈
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Succeeded in failing
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?What you want never happens. What you don't want always happens
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?Coz everyone is trying to rush n from the traffic but succeeding in slowing the traffic
What's the speed of dark?Couldn't read it...it was too dark
If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?To earn overtime and bumper prize
If you run backwards will you gain weight?If i run upstairs will i become tall? If yes, then yes
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?Popularity comes at a price-thats why
What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?You are called a darpok
Can a blind person feel blue?Can a bald man get hairline crack?
How can a house burn up when it burns down?The flames go up and the house comes down. It follows the rule -what goes up must come down
Are you telling the truth when you lie in bed?Yes sure...why not
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?no..who told you that. Sack that person, he sucks.
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?Dont know, you tell me how?
Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?Its called the price of popularity
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?By the reaction of the people who see the misspelled word
In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?Coz they believe in seeing an opportunity in every crisis. They are synonymous
Why does X stand for a kiss?I don't kiss and tell
Why does O stand for a hug?Who knows..so long you get the hug who cares
Why is the alphabet in that order?Just like that
How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?To make you touch base with the realities of life
Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?You got fooled didn't ya? You see the stand stands while you sit.Have you ever seen the stand bend its leg as if sitting?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?You don't expect me to answer that
When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?cheese
Why are they called non-stick pans? Is there a law saying your not allowed to put sticks in them?Has anyone ever followed a law..? stick to your point and lets find out.
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?Its a guy thing that only men understand..so leave it for them..thats wise.
If work is so terrific how come they have to pay you to do it?To get your interest
Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?No..its the world of equal opportunity, it should be the same for all.
Is it possible to have a civil-war?If impossible is possible, why not this?
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?Its very humble, so prefers to be at #2
Do tea makers have coffee breaks?Whats in a name -any break is welcome...definitely they will like it.
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?Sure,they can ..why, didn't you know?
Why do they announce power shortages on TV?Coz TV transmits..and power needs to be transmitted
Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?It depends on whether you want to turn deaf or not.
Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?Procastination - to kill time just in case it starts to work
How can batteries die?By blinking out on you.
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?Definitely freezing.
Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?When has a building ever been finished 100%.There is always some repair or the other going on
Why is abbreviated such a long word?To confuse the life out of you.
Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?Man is a curious specimen . Seeing is believing according to him . When you say wet paint , he can reach the wall touch it and know whether or not its wet. But when you say stars in the sky, he cannot reach out .so he takes a short cut to the rule and believes you.
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?Not mine...
Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?Practice makes a man perfect? Now wouldn't you want your doctor to be perfect?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?No the fly does not like to be called a walk..you see it has a ego problem
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?Neither..its another specimen then.
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?Ask a vegetarian this question.He can tell better
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?So that no germs present on the needle react with the lethal dose and render it not lethal anymore.
My real "get-to-know-you" set will be coming up later after you finish this set.😛
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