Haila !!! Aisa hota to kaisa hota !!! - Page 16

Originally posted by: vinit_anu

arre chod na batcha why u getting angry

socho agar sunny maths bhool jaata toh kaisa hota.😆j/k

so it's about me forgetting math!!😡[now i'm agnry]
Here's a simile😛

"Me forgetting math is like Snowflake saying Sameer is thee worst singer in the world, and Suny the bestest smartest genius was right about me being annoying"

😆

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

so it's about me forgetting math!!😡[now i'm agnry]
Here's a simile😛

"Me forgetting math is like Snowflake saying Sameer is thee worst singer in the world, and Suny the bestest smartest genius was right about me being annoying"

😆

chorry chorry dont be angry u r a genious man u cant forget maths mere se galti ho gayee.😆

Originally posted by: jayc1234

😆

Great thread Adi 👍🏼 Loved the Bhaskar's story 😳 Kash sach me aisa ho paata 😉😆

Abhi yeh socho....



Ek din SRGMP C2007 ka finals chal raha hai... aur hum sab - haan haan IF ke hum sab ek saath Gajji ke saath first row me baith kar finals dekh rahe hai...😛 Achanak, Mumbai ke Andheri sports complex me sach me andhera chhaa jaata hai - Gajji - generator ke paise bhi bacha liye 😡... Jab light waapas aati hai to show ke judges Himmy bhaiyya, Leslie Lewis, Bappi'da and Abhijeet sab hairaan.... Andhere ka poora poora faayda uthaate huye humaare IF ke naughty dost Sunny, Ron and Adi kaam pe lag gaye....😉


Adi ne HR ki topi leke Abhijeet ka sir dhak diya 😆, Sunny takes off few of Bappi'das innumerable rings and puts them in LL's beaded hair.. Now he is called Goldie Lewis 😛... Since Bappi'da is feeling much lighter after loosing some gold, he has started taking dancing lessons from LL.... 😆... And apne Himmy bhaiyya... Ron ne mauke ka fayda uthaaya aur unko tapkaa daala 😉 - bole to original rock-star ka time khallas... Abhi to Ron ko apne nanhe rock-star thandi hawaa ka jhoka ko promote karna hai 😃


And Gajji - light jaane ke chakkar me Gajji ke saare voting results ka tabulation gadbad ho gaya hai Abhi Gajji kya karega 😭... Aisa ho jaayega to apne Gajji Mamu ki to vaat lag jaayegi 😭... Socho aisa ho jaata to kya hota 😆

Aapne mere pet ki vaat laga di hai... hansa hansa ke...

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

imagine this 15 year old version of Albert Einstein...doing some experiment on the gravitaional pull on water. This person was testing if u spin the water fast, in a cup upside down. His science teacher was coming over for tutoring. So this kid fills a cup with water half-way. and puts it upside down in a sink. THe water falls out. Then he fills it again - takes the cup and tilts it approx. 56 degrees, spins it, nothing comes out. Then he starts spinning with not tilt. After spinning for 15 minutes at a speed of 5mph. Then suddenly spins at 50mph, and puts the the cup upside down. THe door opens. The water shoots out of the cup. The water is shot at the person at the door - which "HAPPENED" to be the science teacher...

Too good.....😆😆😆

I will take a crack a it...

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

imagine this 15 year old version of Albert Einstein...doing some experiment on the gravitaional pull on water. This person was testing if u spin the water fast, in a cup upside down. His science teacher was coming over for tutoring. So this kid fills a cup with water half-way. and puts it upside down in a sink. THe water falls out. Then he fills it again - takes the cup and tilts it approx. 56 degrees, spins it, nothing comes out. Then he starts spinning with not tilt. After spinning for 15 minutes at a speed of 5mph. Then suddenly spins at 50mph, and puts the the cup upside down. THe door opens. The water shoots out of the cup. The water is shot at the person at the door - which "HAPPENED" to be the science teacher...

While water was moving at a Vornadocular speed of 50mph towards SDK standing at the door, it passes through the deepest fault line present anywhere under the surface of the earth. The fault line exerted an immense presssure of 80G at the Vornado and the tip of the Vornado bent towards earth and fell on the floor of the class.

The scene was too much for one of the students in the class who passed a loud dose of H2S gas. Also on the floor of the Chemistry lab were blue crystals of Copper Sulphate (CU2SO4). The mixture of Water, CU2SO4 and H2S created a diabolical dark brown gello-like substance which exploded. The explosion of this substance caused a few drops to fall on the face of SDK still staring at this miracle and trying to conjure the whole picture open-mouthed.

The substance went into his mouth, trickled down his oesophagus, into the Stomach, collected a few drops of yellow bile juice from the gall bladder sitting on top of duodenum, trickeld into Pancreas and collected a few drops of pancreatic juice and then the entire vocanic mixture went into his brain cells through the artero-vascualar tubes that connected his outer intestinal wall to the Brainstem and into Cerebullum...

Bus.. phir kya tha..... Cerebullum decided to change the whole DNA structure of the SDK's cells.....The double helix structure of the DNA changed into a double strand of ladder looking more like the bamboo ladders that the majdoors use in India to build buildings....😆😆 The A strand got intertwined with the T strand and the G strand got intertwined with the C strand...

Miracle... Miracle... To the horror of whole class.... SDK's face started twisting.... contorting....His cranium started bulging and then BOOM......

The whole cranium exploded into thousand pieces and out came a tiny alien looking face from the broken cranium... It looked a quarter monkey... a quarter bael.... a quarter jackal and a quarter Einstein....

This Ladies and Gentlemen... is the SDK that we see today..... An aphrodisiac mixture of extremely funny (monkey), intelligent (Einstein), glib (Jackal... I wanted to write Jackass...😆😆😆) and honest guy (mere Baelon ki tarah...😆😆😆)....

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

While water was moving at a Vornadocular speed of 50mph towards SDK standing at the door, it passes through the deepest fault line present anywhere under the surface of the earth. The fault line exerted an immense presssure of 80G at the Vornado and the tip of the Vornado bent towards earth and fell on the floor of the class.

The scene was too much for one of the students in the class who passed a loud dose of H2S gas. Also on the floor of the Chemistry lab were blue crystals of Copper Sulphate (CU2SO4). The mixture of Water, CU2SO4 and H2S created a diabolical dark brown gello-like substance which exploded. The explosion of this substance caused a few drops to fall on the face of SDK still staring at this miracle and trying to conjure the whole picture open-mouthed.

The substance went into his mouth, trickled down his oesophagus, into the Stomach, collected a few drops of yellow bile juice from the gall bladder sitting on top of duodenum, trickeld into Pancreas and collected a few drops of pancreatic juice and then the entire vocanic mixture went into his brain cells through the artero-vascualar tubes that connected his outer intestinal wall to the Brainstem and into Cerebullum...

Bus.. phir kya tha..... Cerebullum decided to change the whole DNA structure of the SDK's cells.....The double helix structure of the DNA changed into a double strand of ladder looking more like the bamboo ladders that the majdoors use in India to build buildings....😆😆 The A strand got intertwined with the T strand and the G strand got intertwined with the C strand...

Miracle... Miracle... To the horror of whole class.... SDK's face started twisting.... contorting....His cranium started bulging and then BOOM......

The whole cranium exploded into thousand pieces and out came a tiny alien looking face from the broken cranium... It looked a quarter monkey... a quarter bael.... a quarter jackal and a quarter Einstein....

This Ladies and Gentlemen... is the SDK that we see today..... An aphrodisiac mixture of extremely funny (monkey), intelligent (Einstein), glib (Jackal... I wanted to write Jackass...😆😆😆) and honest guy (mere Baelon ki tarah...😆😆😆)....

Yaar - ths is INDIA forums
Speak Hindi - no prob
Speak Tamil/telugu - no prob
Speak bengali - no prob
Speak English - no prob

lekin yea kaunsi language hai???
oout of this thing - i got like 70% of it😆😆😆

is the contination of mine???

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

Yaar - ths is INDIA forums
Speak Hindi - no prob
Speak Tamil/telugu - no prob
Speak bengali - no prob
Speak English - no prob

lekin yea kaunsi language hai???
oout of this thing - i got like 70% of it😆😆😆

is the contination of mine???

C'mon kiddo..

Just google the words and you will know them....

Akha English Scientific language hai...😆

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

C'mon kiddo..

Just google the words and you will know them....

Akha English Scientific language hai...😆

Takes to long😆

But is it a continuation of mine??

and where did I come from??
1. The water was shot at the teacher
2. Never specified WHO the 15 year old was
3. Where'd the chemistry lab come from?
4. hahaha😆

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

Takes to long😆

But is it a continuation of mine??

and where did I come from??
1. The water was shot at the teacher
2. Never specified WHO the 15 year old was
3. Where'd the chemistry lab come from?
4. hahaha😆

Yes.. It is continuation of your story....

Figment of imagination.. kiddo....

The teacher on the doorstep is just a teacher (your past😆)... who got transformed into the real u....😆

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Yes.. It is continuation of your story....

Figment of imagination.. kiddo....

The teacher on the doorstep is just a teacher (your past😆)... who got transformed into the real u....😆

U can right a short story/novel

title it

"BEWILDERED"