Member Of The Week - s.priya(Priya) - Page 10

Where is Priya ?

Priya jaldi aah jayo....nahi toh bore hokey hum sawaalo ka barsaat kareingey...😆😈

Originally posted by: s.priya

SUNY: How to make dosa or Maths and I know neither😉

well - if that's what ur expecting ...than no prob 👍🏼😆😉

set #1
situations: what would u do if...

Bush comes to ur house...and proposes to u...

Osama comes..see's Bush on his knees with a plastic diamond ring in a red box out...looking at u...he shoot's him, and the HE propses to u...with a gun with real diaomons around it, in a box that was once used as a bomb case....

That box blows up and u flying and u look up and see a plane [on the bottom, there is a whole which was made by me..when experimenting with acids] - u go right through that hole, and land in a chair..and u see Hussain proposing to u with a WMD [Watery Magical Dimond]...

I become the world's greatest Dosa making Chef...

good luck 👍🏼

Originally posted by: s.priya

Suny: - shhhhh......... i love his answers and his Einstein IQ. and dont call him here, else I will get Maths homework to do. 😆

Originally posted by: s.priya

😳 Me back.

I had gone to see Don Had to sit thru 3 hours of watching SRK ham away to glory, but movie is not as bad as I thought it would be. It has its moments.

Just getting back to questions 😉

On a Monday night..you go for a night show ..and that too DON remake??? 😕

Originally posted by: s.priya

😳 Me back.

I had gone to see Don Had to sit thru 3 hours of watching SRK ham away to glory, but movie is not as bad as I thought it would be. It has its moments.

Just getting back to questions 😉

Originally posted by: leoni

Priya, justify these quotes in your own way to prove it how far these are right or wrong.. .....
All the best 😃

1. Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer - Right. Getting a criminal to pay for his messes is not an easy job. U got to learn the tricks of the trade.... and thats what a lawyer does😉

2. There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable - There are actually three sorts of Judges, able, unable and lamentable. There are three kinds of clients, able - the ones who pay, the unable - the ones who cant pay, and the lamentable - the ones who have the money yet wont pay. The lawyer is just a reflection of the client or the Judge 😉 The lawyer is like the chameoleon, takes the colour of the environment 😆😆😆

3. Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same - 😉 Me too know some. Like they say - Karna padtha hai baap..... ab image ka sawaal hai

4. Law school has been described as a place for the accumulation of learning. First-year students bring some in; third-year students take none away. Hence it accumulates 😆 Law School is a place where nothing comes in and nothing goes out...... And there is nothing in there anyways to take away 😆. It accumulates a lot of dusts on the books in the library, it gets more cobwebs in the gigantic frames in the auditorium...... and thats about it.

5. Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them - Of course. If men dont get into trouble, what will we do??? Paapi pet ka sawaal hai

6. A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns - Just reinforces the theory that pen is indeed mightier than the sword, the brain is always better than the brawn😉

7. The one great principle of English law is to make business for itself

8. America is the paradise of lawyers than what is Indian Lawyers are called? Hunting for paradise and lost in transit.

9. Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers - Haha.... we invent work for our brethern..... Community protection and preservation is what it is called😉

10. A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth - haha... Its a cliche sentence. Actually, lawyers mostly never know the full truth, so how can they sometimes tell the truth.

11. Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty - If we do jury duty, who will pay our bills😉😉

12. The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing - 😆 They can still fight on who will pay the funeral expenses

12. An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer - True. It would completely depend on the lawyer when he wants that file to next generate revenue. When the time for generating revenue from the file comes, that file moves, else it is consigned to the file room

13. Lawyer: An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession 😆

14. Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished - 😳😳😳 Thank God. Because the ones who punish need to know the law themselves and it is we, the lawyers who educate the law to them 😆

15.„h A man without money needs no more fear a crowd of lawyers than a crowd of pickpockets 😆

16. Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called "inbreeding," from which comes idiot children and more lawyers 😆 Agree. You definitely dont want a debate on the dinner table

17. A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from you enemies and keeps it to himself 😆 The lawyer needs to collect his fees, now if the family does not pay the bills, the estate will pay for it

Originally posted by: vinnie-thepooh

Priya,

Which IF member ,do the following Pics remind you of and WHY?

Anu

Vinnie😆

Suny 😆

Manish, waiting for Chameli or Randeer

Ron😉

Bhaskar, waiting for Aamna

Daisy😊

Adi

Rahul

Jadoo ji

Barnali

Kavita

Ranig