Member Of The Week - AznDesi(Ron) - Page 13

Originally posted by: ChameliKaYaar

Go get him.. boy... Hawaldaar bhi aa raha hai tere saath....😆

HAHA hawaldaar nahi babuwa!!! Police Commisioner!!!! Crazie ke liye!😃😃😃

Originally posted by: AznDesi

MALOOM tha !!! i had your name in mind lekin last minute par DHEEMAK se nikal gaya SORRY Snowflake you are a CUTIE!!! you will always be in my TOP 10 list the IMPORTANT ONE You know the DIL KA TOP 10 LIST MEIN!! worry not!!!! see this *

fyi: santa aint real...lol...only babies believe in him

no that is wrong....😛

*aww thanks....😳😛😃

Originally posted by: CuteAreej

"Yahan itna sannata kiyun hai bhai??" 😆

Ron mammo aur bombs phoodne ka kya? 😈 😆

HAHA nuclear bombs phoot gaya hai!! aur kai ka bombs?? 😉 😃

Ronald [cant believe that's an Indian name] please give me all the post pages that has my name on it like jayc1234..about the 2-3 lyric thing...if there were any post with my name on it from 8-14 tell me!! thanks [8-14=page numbers...lol > 😆 ] < think ur smat enough

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

hey - congrats

how many questions sets do u want??

Here's the deal

be a good boy, and I'll limit it to 4 set's a day 😉

SDK thanx brotha!! please please be a good boy!! 😆

Originally posted by: 2smart4u

Since it's only the 2nd day… I'll give u yes or no questions….. to chalo jaldi se answer karo …warna!!!

1. At night, is there a sun in our universe? yes
2. Can airplanes fly w/out fuel? no
3. Are there 10 toes? no
4. Do u always have to be 16 to drive? no
5. Are you the MOTW this week? yes
6. Are you Indian? yes
7. Do you like chocolate? yes
8. Do you have any siblings? yes
9. Can you breathe? no
10. Can you drive? yes
11. Do you like public voting? yes
12. Are you against sameer? HELL NO
13. Is there such thing as gravity? yes
14. Is there such thing as ozone layer? yes
15. Have you ever watch any scary movies? yes
16. if so, were you scared? no
17. Do you have a stove? yes
18. Can you cook on it? yes
19. Do you have a microwave? yes
20. Have u ever used it to make anything, other than Maggie? no
21. Do you like tandoori chicken made of Aragon? YES
22. Are you on your computer right now? yes
23. Can you type? yes
24. Are you 100% desi, (I just can't digest the name Ronald)? no
25. Are you going to India next year? yes
26. Do you always speak lies? NO
27. Do you dress like a tapori? YES
28. Do you always talk like a tapori? YES
29. Is there a roof on your house? yes
30. Do you sleep a lot (if no then get up and answer these questions!!!)? YES
31. Is there grass in your lawn? no
32. Does your lawn have any insects? no
33. Do you have any edible fruit trees in your lawn? no
34. Are you an only son? yes
35. Is your computer running? (if so… then catch it b4 it runs away) yes
36. Were these the easiest questions u've gotten so far? yes
37. Are you willing to answer more questions from me? uumm yes
38. Did you skip any questions? (if you did…then times the number of questions u skipped by 10 and they won't b yes or no questions!!!) no
39. Have you started making your dream house yet or is the sketch of it sitting in the builder's office? yes
40. Are you sure you didn't skip any questions? YES HAHAHHA SUCKA!!
Plzzzzzzzzzz skip some questions....

HAHHAA NA NA NA 😛

Originally posted by: AznDesi

14. Is there such thing as ozone layer? yes

People let's get one thing clear

IF YOU STOP POLLUTING THE WORLD THAN THIS ANSWER MAY BE CORRECT IN A BILLION YEARS FROM NOW, BUT IF U CONTINUE TO POLLUTE, THE THE ANSWER WILL BE WRONG IN JUST A COUPLE OF CENTURIES!!!!!

[you may laugh at approximately t-5.2 seconds]

Originally posted by: Kusum MB

Aare!! Yeh sab kya hai, especially CRAZIE bhai? I came here to pose my 2 questions and poor Ron is being court martialed like he is doing a Ph.D. Defence. Actually this is worse than a Ph.D. Oral! Aap lokoji Ron ka kimma mat banavo. More than 2 questions and people are disqualified! I say so 😃 Ron, your Kabhi kabhi Tapori has me in stitches! A+A+A+. I will PM you with the missing lines u forgot and as Adi says take a Respite! My God, my questions can wait! Sending you some Asprins Ron 😆

HAHA thanx kusum!! kitni achi dost hai yeh apun ki!!!! kita pyar se aspirins bheji!!!! bakki ke!!! toh is bache ki jaan lene par tule hai!!!! 😆

Originally posted by: manjujain

manish, mujhe kyon beech mein ghaseeta, meine kab jyada sawal kiye? mein to kartee hee nahin jyada sawal, 2-4 poochti hoon bus.

ron mein tumse nahin poochongi sawal, you enjoy it & I will just read it all, haan if you need help & you think I can please let me know I will try to help you.

Thanx manju ji!!! lekin aap bhi sawaal pooch lo!!! haha ek hafta hai bas!! phir mein gaya!!! 😉

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

let's start with Tapori set:

1. ek choda teri bhabhi ko legaya....uski bhabu ko tum lejoage? = Mein ouski puri faamali ko utah le aaoonga!!! 😉

2. teri waat laggaye jab Adi ne tere Hamstar ko tapka dala...what do u do.[That sounds wrong to me... = Aabe eh pau kilo koi hamster wamster se apni waat nahi lagne wali lekin Adi nei ousko tapka dia!! toh mein hamster ki BBQ karke Adi ko khila daloonga!! 😆😆

okay - this is a failure, let's jsut go with the SDK set's = Chal mere bhai tu Scientist giri kar apun tere liye bhai giri sambhal ta hai!! koi adda wada bola na tere ko bas apun ko bolne ka kya??

Situations:

1. Osama come to ur house, kidnaps ur dead hamster, and next runs a car over ur Mercedes benz...= Apna Mara hua hamster ko kidnap kara toh osama mera dost!! ouko dead body chupa ne ki mein do rupiya doonga. Lekin phir meri mercedes????? baap re yeh theek nahi hua!! apun MS Bholi Bhali ko phone laga dega ouse bohut tarike maloom osama ko tadpane ki aur tapka nei ki.

2. Adis/Bhaskar Bro's Aamna and Manish's Chameli want's to go out on you... = want to got with me ? Apun sirf itna bolega yeh bhai log ki heroine log ko salla apun ke saath jaane ka toh apun kya kare?? apni kush kismat bas 😉

3. U get rejected by a girl when u say u wanna take her to the prom...= Haila re tu salla dil todne ka doctor!! Apun ko kya apni saath nahi gayi toh ouska loss yaar Apni mercedes mein aur bohut jaga hai doosri pariyo ke liye 😆😆😆

4. I come over, lock u up in a closet, eat all ur food, and send Ravan, Osama, and the greatest fear, BUSH to guard the closet so u won't get out... = Dekh bhai apun smart hai kya harwaqt apne paas apna mobile hai.. paila apun bush aur osama ko ek doosre ko khallas karne denga. phir mobile se phone lagaika apna Bhai log ko bas Ravan ki toh waat lag gayi nah?? phir mein tere ko dhoond ne ko nikloonga!!

5. Ur computer "happens" to blow up while singing the winning song for SRGMP IF Challenge 2006... = Apna Gurkha Churi nikal kar neighbour ke Ghar mein ghusoonga!! ousa computer chori kar loonga!

6. I destroy ure garage.. = Duniya mein tu kidhar chupega mere se kalya???

7. Bill Gates and Padmashree Lalloo Prasad Yadav [A.K.A. PLPY] come to ur house for tea... = Bill gates ko paile baandh kar deta hoon. Ouski biwi ko phone laga kar bol doonga. Ouski miya apne kabze mein hai 5 billion dallar bhej dena wohbhi rupiyo mein. Laloo toh apna dost hai yaar woh toh most welcome chai ke liye!! jab bill gates ka 50 trucks paisa le kar aaya toh laloo ko bhi teen , chaar truck deta hoon.

that's it [ANsWER ALL QUESTIONS]

😆 Aur kuch khajoor???