A Day in the Life of a Member of IF - Page 9

Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

no not me I gotta 94, 2nd highest next to some junior
😃

A day of Anu's ( Anuradha) life😃

its friday.

7.30 am : anu is sleeping & seeing Rajeev's dreams then her mom comes "anu ab bas karo rajeev ke sapne dekhna utho 7:30 baj gaye hain , college nahin jaana kya" anu wakes up.

8:30 : after doing breakfast she leaves for college.

9:00 : she is in the class. she is busy in talking with her friends then one of her friend comes & gives them a good news that they have only first period after that they r free bcz of some meeting of teachers. so they will be free at 10 am.

10:00 : all the girls r planning how to spend that free day.they decides to go for a movie.

now anu says she'll watch SRK's movie but her friends dont agree to watch crap KANK bcz there is no new movie of SRK except this. then they decides to go for the movie of Shaam ( Tamil actor ).

11:15 : they reaches at theater. they dont get ticket bcz movie is going to be superhit & show is housefull. so they buy tickets in black .

12:00 : movie starts. Anu is thinking "kitna accha hota agar SRK ki movie dekhne chalte.kya Shaam ki movie dekhne le aayi mujhe"

as movie is running. Anu starts enjoy movie.

3:00 pm : movie finishes . now Anu has become biggest fan of Shaam😃 .no SRK for her, only Shaam😉.

3:45 : she reaches home .take lunch & log in IF.visits SRGMP, find nothing interesing .then goes to LRL section to know when Rajeev is again visiting there. she becomes happy to know that he is coming again on his b'day. then she log in at Yahoo.talks to some members , do some posts at IF.

6:30 :its time for studies. she picks up her books. as anu can read only in front of her PC so she log off yahoo but still online at IF.

8: 30 to 10:00: watch some serials & takes dinner.while eating dosa she remembers Adi ( dosa dekh ke mere munh mein bhi paani aa raha hai😛)

10:00 : now its time for SRGMP.

11:00 : as soon as she log in again at IF to write updates but yeh kya no internet😡.she checks phone .its dead.she gets so angry. she says to her mom that phone is dead. her mom says " koi baat nahin beta kal theek ho jaayega." but anu cant wait .

she goes to her father & says " daddy i have to complete some urgent work plzzz mujhe abhi ke abhi internet chahiye".so her father says "ok beta..... mein abhi check karta hoon kya prpblem hai" .

she goes outside with her father to check what is the problem with phone.then her father check that a truck wala broke their phone cable. Anu gets more angry with truck wala😆.Anu ka paara satve asmaan par

her father gets seedi from home, climbs it & somehow connects phone cable with khamba.

they goes inside & anu check phone its working now. ab anu ki jaan mein jaan aayi.its 12:30 now.

12:30 : she starts to write updates. finishes until 1:00.

1:00 : she reads some posts at SRGMP , replies some , check inteviews of Shaam as he is now her new fav actor😉.

3:00 its time to sleep & Anu goes to sleep. ready to see dreams of two ppl : Rajeev & Shaam😉

What a busy day of Anu's life😳

Originally posted by: Rajeev Ki Heer

A day of Anu's ( Anuradha) life😃

👍🏼...Good one Heer ji...!!!!

very good work Minnie aka Heerji 😆 👏

Originally posted by: Rajeev Ki Heer

A day of Anu's ( Anuradha) life😃

its friday.

👏 Oye heer, OMG!!! im jus laughing on the floor after so many days.... 😆 you just made my day dear 🤗I am so happy.... 😛 lekin mere papa kabhi yeh sab kaam nahin karenge... He knws only for updates i will log into IF and tat too exactly at 10... woh mere ko do daant lagayenge aur bolenge jaake pado 😆😆

Anu,

where r the other 3 ????😡😆..

Originally posted by: 2smart4u

ahem...continuing the thread...putting aside all the tension.. A Day in the life of ChameliKaYaar a.k.a. Manish
This is wat i learned of u through the MOTW...but didn't read all the posts so am gonna make stuff up along the way. 😉

7:00 Gets up

7:01 Grabs Sameer chaleesa and recites it

7:20 takes shower

7:30 looks in the mirror and admires himself...hmmmm kuch kuch shahid kapoor ke waisa lag raha hoon! 😕 aghar mein aise hi lagne laga to chameli asli ko chodh ke naqli ke saath bhaag jaaegi 😉

8:00 eats cereal and while eating it...logs on IF and finds out that he's the MOTW! 😃 answers bunch of questions...

9:05 late for office... co-worker says hi shahid oh sorry Manish 😳

9:30 boss gives him an assignment and wants it done by 12:00 (no idea wat an IT does 😕 )(Me not MANISH...i hope u know ur work 😆 )

10:00 hmm thoda break chahiye... goes out of his cabin and his co-worker asks him...Sahid sryy i mean Manish kuch chahiy aap ku??? 😆 HAAN MEIN CHAHTA HOON KE KE SAMEER JEETE!!! co-worker (finally he says something back to me 😳 ) I'll give him as many votes as i can...JUST FOR U. 😆 😆

10:30 goes back into his cabin and works...

11:45 logs on IF (knowing that he's not done w/ his work) and answers questions and BAM

12:00 boss comes in KAAM HO GAYA??? 😳 ...
Manish... sorry boss u didn't say... on which day's 12:00 u wanted the work done by 😆 😆
Boss replied... 😕 ... uh...tomorrow's 😆 ...
boss leaves and Manish goes back to answering questions...

2:35 thinks ...that i should get at least half of it done ..if i want it done by tomorrow's 12:00.... ⭐️ idea pops into his head...when boss asks me about the work tomorrow... i'll just say... boss u wanted it done by tomorrow right??? and boss would b like... yeah today's that tomorrow...and Manish says no boss tomorrow is always tomorrow!!! 😉 😆
so he keeps answering the questions till it's time to go home 👏 👏

5:00 co-worker ..shahid sorry Manish can i get a ride home???? 😳 manish... 😕 sorry ghar jaldi jaana hai kuch log mera intezaar karr rahe hain (IF members) 😉
co-worker 😔 theekh hai byeeee 😳 Manish: BYE. 😆

5:30 at home mom asks him...how was work... and manish says... It was really hard mom (sorry if u find this rude...most ppl don't lie to their moms)... am gonna go rest

5:35 changes his clothes and logs back on IF again...answers questions...(yaar ye week kabh khatam hoega???...questions khatam hone ka naam hi nahi le rahe hain 😡 )

6:00 oooh Tom and Jerry tom and jerry tom and jerry 😆

6:30 dinner time...Mom aghar aap mujhe itna khana khilaaingi...phir mein shahid ke waise nahi bann paaunga! 😭 😭

7:00 helps mom clear the table and washes the dishes...he's a gentleman( I think 😕 ) 😆

7:30 logs back on IF.. questions and questions and questions... better get going Manish....

9:00 ooh Amazing race amazing race amazing race 😃

10:00 answers some questions

11:30 🥱 logs off

11:32 Gets into bed...then remembers.. 😲 mein to Sameer Chaleesa recite karna hi bhool gaya...Recites Sameer's chaleesa and goes to sleep $

11:50 The co-worker comes into his dreams...Hi Shahid..oops sorry Manish.... Manish: Hi, kya mein sach much Shahid ke waisa dikhta hoon??? Co-worker: YES shahid sorry manish...isshhhhhhhhh.😲
wakes up at...

11:59 😕 😳 😳 scratches his head and thinks...arre yeh kaise ho gaya?! smiles

12:00 Goes back to his dreams........


Hope this brought a smile to everyone's face... Members and Dev Team.

omigod.. You are a real SMARTPANT. This is totally hilarious. I am rolling with laughter.. TOOOOOO... GOOOOOOOOOD😆 You will always remain SMARTPANT for me from this point forward...😆

Originally posted by: 2smart4u

A Day in the life of ChameliKaYaar a.k.a. Manish
This is wat i learned of u through the MOTW...but didn't read all the posts so am gonna make stuff up along the way. 😉

😆😆😆...great write up Dia...too good..and yeah it did bring a smile back...thanks...😳

Originally posted by: adi_0112

Anu,

where r the other 3 ????😡😆..

haan abhi karti hoon... 3 din se mood kharab tha ab jaake thoda halka hua hain... Will do it soon 😛

A day in the life of Adi.....

6:30 AM - Trring Trring.... Adi's hand reaches out for his biggest enemy - 'The Alarm Clock'!😡 Araam se usko bandh karta hai and phir se so jaata hai..😃 After all its just been 2 hours since he slept! Abhi usko bahut neend aa rahi hai...

6:45 AM - Trring Trring... Reflex action.. Adis hand again reaches for the alarm clock - par woh to already bandh hai... Oh no, yeh to uska phone baj raha hai... And who else is it but Aunty (his mom) with her routine morning call...😛 Mom ki awaz sunte hi mumma's boy😳 ke chehre pe achhi se muskaan aa jaati hai....😃

7:00 AM - Adi goes for the wash and is ready for work in the next 15 minutes... He wears his favorite black T-shirt😳 and the blue jeans... Waise bhi aaj Friday hai to casuals chalega...😊

7:15 AM - He comes to the kitchen to find breakfast.. par Haila.. last weekend ko to woh IF ke chakkar me grocery store bhi nahi jaa paaya... ab to by the end of the week, he has run out of both Milk and Cereals! That means - no breakfast for today!😡 Not to worry - black coffee (Adi's lifeline 😉) is always there at home...😛 Happily 2 big mugs of the same go down Adi's empty stomach...😕

7:30 AM - Its just been a month that Adi got his new car keys...😛 He loves his new car..😳 So coolly drives it and reaches office by 8:00... After all, Adi is never late...😎

8:05 AM - Before even going to his desk, Adi goes to the pantry and gets his 3rd cup of black coffee!😡 Comes back to his seat.. On the way, he finds that his boss is still not in...😛 Usse uska chehra aur bhi khil jaata hai...😃

8:15 AM - Adi opens his mail-box and checks his calendar.. Luckily this is not the simulation running day 😃 - so he can be on IF for a longer period of time... But oh no! He has a 1 hour meeting before lunch😡 and a looong 2.5 hours just after lunch!🤢 He is already worried, how will he survive through that meeting!!!

8:20 AM - Adi starts working on a design that he needs to discuss during the morning meeting... He is already running late on his work (courtesy IF 😕) but then he has some data available that he can use readily... Also he remembers that just last week, he had filled in for his sweet colleague when she had taken a personal off 😊... So, he just stops by her cube and asks her for some help...😉 She is more than happy to return the favor... Adi is happier - abhi Boss bhi khush ho jaayega...😛

8:30 AM - Adi opens Internet Explorer and pops up IF.. Afterall, thats his home page...😉 He has some 40 PMs and he does not even know 15 of them!😕 He is too confused.. He quickly responds to the PMs from Anu, Bhaskar and Priya... He is scared to open the PM from Barnali'di as she might have given some jhar there...😆

8:45 AM - With some courage, he opens Barnali'dis PM and yes - he does get the jhaar... Chalo koi baat nahi, ab aadat ho gayi hai...😆 Then he sees there is also another PM from Jaya and now he thinks - hey bhagwaan - subah subah jhaar ka double dose!! Jaya's as usual is scolding Adi ki raat ko kyon nahi soya?😡 Itna Coffee kyon pee rahe ho?😡 Abhi car kyon drive kar rahe ho?😡 Adi Jaya ko kuchh to reply kar deta hai... But what to do with all those PMs that he does not know?😕 All the SMS lingo PMs? 😕 Disgusted - he closes down IF thinking that let him concentrate on work!

9:30 AM - Adi is very pleased that he has been working for the last 30 minutes and has also completed the design reports!😃 He again logs back to IF... This time he ignores the inbox (he again has a backlog of 30 PMs by now!!🤢).. and goes to SRGMP section... Not much of an activity there.. he enjoys the day accounts that others have written abt him and think kaash life aisi hoti. 😛.. But till now he is easily escaping writing abt others!😉 Achha hai - jab tak koi notice na kare... He spends the next 25 minutes on IF...

9:55 AM - He enquires with her colleague and she has promptly completed her part of the report too...😊 happily both of them walk to the meeting room.. but wait - not before getting another cup of coffee from the Pantry...😡

10:00 AM - The boring meeting starts but since work is done, Boss is happy - so meeting is over within time...😊

11:00 AM - Adi is already very hungry.. Subah se coffee ke alawa kuchh bhi naseeb nahi huya.. He decides for an early lunch... Goes to the canteen and picks up a chicken-egg sandwich.. How he hates to eat the same stuff day after day 🤢... Dreams of biriyani while munching the sandwich... 😛

11:30 AM - Back to desk with another coffee ... He has time now till 1:00 PM...😃 Very happy, he spends the time replying PMs and browsing IF.. Also, beech me he visits the KTH section..😊 waha RR gang vs Don gang me fight chal raha hai, and he is the main warrior...😎 Waha apni beheno se thoda ladke he is all ready for the 1:00 PM meeting...😕

1:00 PM - The looooong meeting starts... Meeting me kya hota hai, Adi hardly knows as he was spending all his energy to stay awake!😆 He thinks of some IF jokes during the meeting and his eyes start laughing...😛 Boss is a bit confused ki kya ho raha hai.. why is this guy laughing in between a serious meeting?😕 Adi shares the joke with all and they all start laughing.. After all, they all are aware of IF..😃 IF once solved their oil extraction issue...👍🏼

3:30 PM - The meeting is over.. Adi goes to the pantry to get his next coffee and comes back and parallely starts working as well as checking IF...😛 Its Friday today so he should try to get out of office quicker...😳

4:30 PM - Adi suddenly remembers that he has not filled in timesheets for the week..😕 Quickly, he takes that up and has submitted all that and finished his work by 5:00 PM..😎 Hurray - its weeekend now!😃

5:00 PM - Adi drives out of office and straight away lands up with the grocer... Ghar me kuchh bhi nahi hai.. Stocks up enough and dumps up all at home by 6:00 PM...😊

6:00 PM - Adi's Bro calls up... He is not able to make it for shopping😡, so Adi has to accompany his hone waali bhabhi for shopping.. Adi hates it🤢, lekin only incentive is the grand dinner after the shopping...😛

6:30 PM - Adi is helping bhabhi with shopping and as usual she has to check all the stores in the mall even to select one dress..😆 after all the other stall may have a better discount...😛

8:30 PM - Bhabhi is finally done with shopping 😃, and Adi now has his 2 hands full of the 5 shopping bags...

8:40 PM - They land up in the best Indian restuarant of the town and order to their hearts desire...😳 With all the food, Adi just cant think of anything else...😃 He is totally concentrating on the same...😆 But man me yeh dar bhi hai, zyaada kha liya to neend aa jaayegi.. IF ka kya hoga phir...😕

10:00 PM - Adi is back home in front of his favorite thing at home - his comp😳 and of course on IF... Meanwhile Kishore'da sings to his mood in his iPod...😳 Adi gets busy on SRGMP section and in between is chatting with his friends too over PM and YM...😊

10:30 PM - Ding Dong - the front door bell rings and guess what - Adi's Mom's friend is there with a box of biriyani...😛 Adi ka chehra kitna khush...😃 woh yeh bhi bhul gaya ki abhi pichhli biriyani khake ek ghanta bhi nahi huya...😆

10:45 PM - Back to IF... Things are tensed now at IF😕, but still Adi manages to hang on... Beech me he also opens up 'samachar.com' to get updated on the desi news..😊

12:30 AM - Adi again feels hungry and remembers that he has nice biriyani to his aid..😛. He happily hogs on the same...😃

2:00 AM - There is a huge chaos on IF and that pisses him off...😡 He sends a couple of PMs to his friends and logs off saying that he is retiring early today...

2:30 AM - While the world thinks that Adi is sleeping😊, Adi is speedingly wandering on the highway in his car ... 'Chingari koi bhadke' plays in his mp3 player...

3:30 AM - Adi comes back, wants to sleep... but just thinks of checking his PMs again before sleeping... To cheer himself up before sleeping, he goes over to KTH and drops some bombs on Don gang 😆, and also posts some questions for CBF (Manish) in his MOTW, akhir MOTW expert jo hai 😉...

3:55 AM - He already has some more PMs from Jaya, Kabhi, Anu, Bhaskar and others who are scolding him to go to bed. 😡..

4:00 AM - Adi is finally in bed again to wake up after a couple of hours!!!

Yaar yeh ladka sota kab hai !!!