Member Of The Week - shadyhtown - Page 3

Originally posted by: deepboy

Here are my questions shady bhai.....

1. Aap topi kyun nahin pahente????????Aur agar kisi din aapko topi se lagao ho jata hai to aap khud topi pehenna pasand karenge ya doosro ko pehnana pasand karenge????

Topi pehen ne se sar hot and sweaty ho jaata hai.. lekin ab soch raha hoon topi pehen loon.. topi to main khud hi pehnoonga, lekin zaroorat padne par doosron ko bhi pehnaoonga, jaise HR ke Vinit ko pehnayee 😈

2. Kisiko patane ke liye aap kya karte hain???aapka clean shaved looks dekhke to mujhe aapka chances bahut kam lagta hai.is baare mein aapka kya bichaar hai???please yeh mat kahiye ki aap baanprastha ke liye taiyaar ho rahe hai....

Pehle baat karta hoon, apne intelligence aur sense of humor se impress karta hoon, compliment karta hoon, aur phir, entry maar leta hoon 😎

Raha clean shaven looks ka sawaal, aaj kal thoda unshaven look rakh raha hoon.. chances ka to pata nahi.. is forum ki ladkiyon se hi poochna padega.. Daisy, Seema, Angie, Jaya ji, Dawn ji - your opinions? 😳

3. Agar aap ek din ke liye Gajji ban jaate hai to EMAET mein kya naya masala daalenge????

Main ek din ke liye jodiyon ki adla badli kar doonga - apne original preferences ke logon ke saath gaane doonga - taake log aur judjes dekh sake ki Sharib agar kisi aur ke saath gaaye to gaana aur accha ho sakta hai, aur yeh ki agar PH ki miya-biwi jodi ko alag kardein to voh doosron ke saath kitna bura gaayenge.

Aur Sharib aur Twinkle ki to jodi zaroor banaaonga.. ek din ke liye TRPs ka bhi khayal rakhna hai na 😆

4. Finally Daud , Laden, Chota shakeel ke saath aapka kya connection hai???????

Dawood aur mujhe, dono ko cricket ka shauq hai 😃

Laden aur main dono Bush ko pasand nahi karte 😡

Chota Shakeel aur main dono Bollywood ki heroines ke peeche lattoo hain 😛

Originally posted by: bunbutt_too

Shadyhtownji mubarak hoh! 👏 Toh aap dawat kub deh rahen hain? Bataiyeh hum sub kub aur kahan peh hazir hoh!

Aap yahin haazir hoiye, sawaalon ki kishti lekar, aur hum masaledaar, meethe, namkeen, aur shahi jawaabon se aapka pet bhar denge

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Originally posted by: daiz

I'm back with questions again .

1. A man wants to commit suicide. He brings along a rope, a bottle of poison and a pistol up on a mountain. Beneath the mountain is a vast piece of sea. He drinks the poison, loops the rope around a tree branch and hangs himself, then fires the pistol. But he survives in the end. Why is this so? 😕

He drank the poison, but since he hung the rope around his neck, the poison didn't go through. He hung himself and fired the gun, but it doesn't say where. I say he misfired and the bullet hit the rope, cutting it, and the man fell straight down into the sea, thus surviving.

2. There are three men. One is deaf, one is blind and the other cannot speak. One day the deaf man runs away with the blind man's wife. The man who cannot speak sees this. How will the man who couldn't speak report this to the blind man? He won't take anyone's help. 😕 😉

The man won't say anything to the blind man. The blind man is happy because he doesn't have to listen to his wife's constant nagging any more, and the deaf man is happy because he can't listen to the wife's nagging in any case (If possible, the mute man will start taking care of the blind man, who doesn't know nor cares that it's not his wife as long as she shuts up). So everyone is happy 😆

3. Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?😕

Because if had been only one syllable (like 'mo'), people who usually use one-syllable words like 'duh' wouldn't be able to understand what it meant.

4. What is the difference between 'whoops' and 'oops'? And if there is none, then what's the purpose of the 'wh'?😕

oops is an acknowledgement of a minor mistake - accompanied by a sense of embarassment

whoops is used when the effect is more startling - a combination of "What the..!" and "oops!"

Originally posted by: daiz

👏 well-answered. didn't expect you to answer so quick😉. Aur tough questions dhundne padenge😉😆

😳😳

I tried google.. no luck.. so just thought up smart-a** answers for them 😆😆.. jo hoga dekha jaayega

Originally posted by: vinit_anu

ok Shady bhai here are my questions

What is your real age?

22 going on 23

Are you married?

Not yet 😳

you said you want to know vinit fans whom do you want to know?

All you bunch of sisters - Bratati, Meetu, you.. yeh poori family start ho gayi hai.. sab ke naam vinit_ se start hote hain.. pehle to I couldn't even tell who is who.. itna confusion

What have you studied?

Science - medical school mein jaa raha hoon

What do you do?

Studying, also online homework help tutor for Physics/Chemistry/Biology/Algebra/ Geometry 🤓

What are your hobbies?

TV, internet, sports, traveling, and nowadays IF 😃

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

kool so i wont call u bhai i thought u r some 30 plus isliye called you bhai anyways i am anu here from Kolkata(India) i am a vinit fan but i appreciate good music i agree there are a lot of vinit_ here but my id says my name too.