Debojet Ka Naya Ghar...

Plot: Flat ki khoj
Protagonist: Debu, Bandana and Singh Saheb(Property Dealer)

S: Sir ji, maine 3 flats dekh ke rakhe hain aap ke liye... Chalen dekhne?

D: Ji Singh Saheb... chaliye

B: Main bhi chaloongi

D: Tum kya karogi...

S: Sir, bhabiji ko bhi chalne dijiye... unki choice hi to maine rakhti

hai...

D: Thik Hai... chalo

(Singh Saheb ki gaadi mein baith kar nikal pade... raaste mein...)

B: Singh bhaiya, yahan se kitni door hai flat?

S: Zyada nahi bhabhiji... sare studios bhi uske aas paas hain...

D: Yeh to bada achcha hai... Aisa hi ghar dikhaiyega...

B: Chaupati aa gayi...

S: Haan...

B: Mujhe Gol gappe khane hain...

D: 😕

S: Driver gaadi roko...

D: Der ho rahi hai... pehle ghar dekh lete...

B: Nahi mujhe khane hain... 😭

D: Aaa...achcha... 🤔

B to golgappe wale bhaiya: Bhaiya bahut teekha bananaa...

Golgappe wala: Thik hai madam...

B: Hmmm bahut achcha hai... Debu tum bhi lo...

D: Nahi... mujhe teekha nahi pasand....

B: 😭

D: Achch laao...

D: .... 😕

(Wapas gaadi mein...)

B: Sing bhaiya, yahan se Crawford market kitni door hai...

S: Raaste mein hi hai...

B: Wahan sale lagi hai...

D: Nahi 😡

B:

D: Sing saab aap ghar dikhaiye...

B: 😡 😭

(They reach first house)

S: Sir, yeh dekhiye aapka flat... flat, flat ke aage balcony... balcony ke aage garden... garden ke aage samandar...

D: Haan bahut achcha hai... Andar chalen?

S: Chaliye...

B: (abhi bhi roothi hui) Mujhe nahi jana...

D: Kya hua dear...

B: Mujhe East facing ghar chahiye... yeh to west facing hai...

S: Bhabhiji aap ko to kaafi knowledge hai... thik hai main aap ko vaastu ke hisaab se bana ghar dikhata hoon...

(Back in the car)

S: Doosra ghar bhi paas hi hai...

B: Mujhe pyaas lagi hai...

D: 😵

S: Bas pahunchte hi honge bhabhiji... phir aapko cold drink pilwanyenge...

B: Magar...

D: Zara to ruko dear... sara time nikal jayega...

(They reach the second house)

S: Chaliye upar... Guarentee hai yeh aapko pasand aayega...

(They enter the flat)

D: Wah Sing bhai... aap ne to bahut khoob samjha mujhe... itna simple interior hai... mujhe sadgi pasand hai...

B: Kuch zyada hi simple lag raha hai... Debu ab tum star ho... bade bade log milne aayenge... thod to apne ko badlo...

D: Nahi dear - hum aise hi khush hain...

B: Singh bhaiya aap hi bataiye... main galat keh rahi hoon?

S: Shayad nahi 😕

B: Achch... chalo teesra bhi dekh lete hain... phir decide kar lenge...

(Singh has ordered cold drinks... the watchman brings them...)

S: Bhabiji yeh lijiye Pepsi...

B: Mujhe to Coke pasand hai...

D: Singh bhai - bilkul thik hai - aap fikar mat kariye...

(after 15 minutes)

D: Ab Chalen 😡

(Back in the car)

S: Sir, yeh wala jo main dikhaoonga, bahut special hai... baad mein
bataoonga kyon..

(Meanwhile Bandana has fallen asleep 🥱... Debo and Sing ji are relieved)

They reach the last house...

D: Bandana ghar aa gay... utho...

B: (rubbing her eyes) yeh kahan hai...

D: achi location hai... aao...

(They enter)

S: Dekhiye bhabhi ji... aap ki pasand ka hai...

B: Wah... yeh hui na baat... fully furnished... POP on the walls... designer curtains... modular kitchen... state of the art bathrooms...

D: Yeh sab bada artificial hai... mera yahan dumm ghut raha hai...

B: Kya debu... itna chcha to hai... maine hamesha aise hi ghar ka sapna dekha tha...

D: ghar to pyar aur sapno se banta hai... hume itna bada ghar nahi chaihye...

B: Singh saab decided - yeh final karo...

S: Thik hai... ab aapko woh special baat bataa doon is ghar ki jo maine kaha tha...

D: Haan bataiye...

S: Aapke padosi aap hi ke Ismailji hain...

D: Arre wah... phir to yeh bilkul sahi jagah hai...

B: Nahi mujhe yahan nahi rehna...

D: Ab kya hua...

B: Mujhe unke paas ghar nahi chahiye...

D: Kyon

B: Unki wife bahut tangg karti hai... Har baat mein apni taang adati rehti hai...

D: 😡 Aisa nahi kehte... Sir ne humara kitna saath diya hai...

B: Haan... magar unki wife se mujhe problem hai...

D: Uff... Sing saab wapas chaliye...

(Back in the car)

S: Phir kya karen sir... kaunsa makan...

B: Koi aur dikhaiye na...

D: Nahi... aap zee se kahiye jo woh denge hum us mein hi rahenge... Unko yeh pehle sochna chaihye tha... Sara dimag kharab kar diya...

(The car is now about to cross Chaupati)

D: Driver bhaiya zara tez lena gaadi...

B: 😡

(They reach their current home)

D: Apne ghar jaisa sukoon kahin nahi... Main to yahin khush hoon...

(Special Appearence by Gajji)

Gajji: Hume pata hai debu... Tum bahut achche insaan ho... But yeh humari taraf se tumko gift... yeh lo keys... Aapka flat tayar hai... Kal aapko shift karna hai...

bachke ke rehna re baba 😉

Originally posted by: guess_gallery

bachke ke rehna re baba 😉

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Poor Debu.. and poor Indian married men in general 😆 😆

Originally posted by: guess_gallery

bachke ke rehna re baba 😉

guess bhai... mujhe kisi ne kaha tha - kabhi vinit ke alawa kis aur par bhi kuchh likho 😉 and this is just to say i have nothing against debo... bandana ke bare mein 🤬

And lastly... Vinit still rulezzzzzzzzz....

Wow. It was really gud. But I thought his wife was nice in real life. 😊

Gud job. 👏 👏

Good effort, Sachin ji... What with your poems and everything, you're really a very talented boy... 👏

This post will probably make all the bachelors here think twice about marriage... 😆

Arre Debu se aap gussa hote tou samajh mein aata tha, bechaari Bandana se aapko kya shikayat ho gayi...

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wonderful post 👏

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wah wah sachin too good 👏

Originally posted by: shadyhtown

Poor Debu.. and poor Indian married men in general 😆 😆

its a love marriage 😉