HR and ID style of appeal/selling

Imagine both mentors (HR and ID) are pitching for Debojit's songs.

HR :

"dekhiye maein shuru se kewal Debojit pe believe karte aa raha hoon ... mujhe lagta hae woh genuinely achcha gaata hae ... agar ... aap ko bhi achcha lagta ho to aap ... uske gaane suniye ... cassette kharidiye ... agar achcha na lagta ho to ... MAT SUNIYE USE ... MAT KHARIDIYE USKA CASSETTE ... doooo whaaaat yooou feeeel ... kewal ek hee baat bolna chahta hoon ... AKHIR WOH BHI AAPKA HINDUSTANI BETA HAI !!! ... bass... JAI MATA DI LET'S ROCK !!!"

ID :

"Debojit mera Kawlkatta ka rasgulla hae ... jitna sweet rasgulla hae ... utna sweet Debojit ka voice hae ... aap logo(n) ko achcha lagta hae uska gana ? to kharidiye uska cassette .... agar aap uska cassette kharidenge .. tabhi aap uska gaana sunn payenge ... agar aap uska cassette nahi kharidenge ... to aap uska gaana nehi sunn sakenge ... uske chahnewale sub casstte khareeed lenge ... YALgaaaaR HO !!!"

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Hr ko dusro ka tarif karana ata nehi hai, kya kahe rehe app ? 😳

Good one, Ofcourse001! 😆 😆 😆
I could picture both of them saying those dialogues!

😆 good one!

i think ID would also say: agar aap iske cassette's karedhege tho iske mare hue maa ka sapna poora kardenge agar tabbi nahi karedenge toh main is industry se walk out karronga. YALGAAAAAAAAAAAAR HO! 😆

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Good ones, Ofcourse!

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