Originally posted by: asha rao
hello viewers I read two interesting exclusive interviews of vinit with HR and debo with ID. The show is over please allow these four to be with their family members as they require a change of atmosphere very badly ,after a hectic camp they had for eight months in bombay. those who r interested can have their debate directly with members of supporter of vinit with debo's supporter.. we public are ready to entertain you till the next saregamapa show starts. till then we can kill the time by reading the funny post of debo's supporter and vinit's supporter. thab thak un logon ko apne kaam mein lagne dho. what do u say.
Vineet Exit Interview WITH HR: by mona 59
HR: Vineet you promised you will do something for the Country.
Vineet: Sir I will start my service to country right away while goback to lucknow in Train, I will sing and entertain everyone in Railway platform,trains and Bus Stations and every possible public places.
HR: How is that going to help the Nation
Vinnet: Sir you gave me a name Topi wale Tendukar, I use that topi as Katora and collect money while singing.
HR: wah wah Brilliant jai mata dhi lets beg.
HR: Phir Maa ka Sapna.
Vineet: meri maa housewife hai aur unpadh bhi, ghar pe baitey baitey bohut sapney dekh thi hai, woh sub pura kana mera baap se nahe huwa, my tho ek kati patang hoo muj se kya hoga reshemiya.
HR: kya baath hai vineet naam se bula rahe ho muje.
Vineet: Moov se gaa na shoor karo, naak cutwaye meri.
HR: Phir tera pyaar ka kya hoga.
Vineet: Woh mera pyaar kub thi, aap ki issi bakwas ne donoko train singers bana diya.
HR:Sidhu ne tujey handpump kaha aur bohut kuch shayaree batayee, phir uska kya ho ga chotu.
Vineet: Sindhu, Gajji, Vineet hum sub me ek cheez common hai woh hai Singh, humere baatonme muth aneyka, aap naak se gaatey ho woh bhi katwa diya mai ney aaj.
HR:Kya bhai Hema,himani,nehra jaisey great singers ke paatha kaat dhi mai ne tere liya.
Vineet: chalo Himesh bohut hogaye mera shawl aap ke paas hai, yaadh hai na, woh bicha de na flatform pe mi gaatha hoon aur collection dekh na
this post is by vinit-rock [ID and debo]
jo gata hai har gaane ko besura
jo hai apne dil aur dimaag dono se bura
jiske gaane sunkar kaan ke parde phat jaaye
usiko assam ke log debo kehlaaye
shakal se hi lagta hai ek dum 3rd class chor
uska besura chillaana karta hai hume bore
lekin ID ka ganda nazar para uspar
aur banaa ID ka chummakumar/chummakumari uska chumma khakar
bandar se bhi battar dikhta hai
gadhe se bhi battar chillaata hai
maa duniya chodne ke baad aata hai unke sapno ka yaad
"maa ka sapna pura karna hai"-yehi baat daurata raha chaahe din ho ya raat
usse pehle kaha tha maa ke liye ye pyaar?
logo se vote paane ke liye karta raha ye natak baar baar
biwi bhi us shaitaan ki tarah hai crooked utna hi
junta ke samne crocodile tears bahaakar woh bhi hai bheekh maangti
gandagi aur shaitaani in teeno mein hai kut kut ke bhari
jeet gaye ye final kyunki mila biased votes saari
besharam buda leta hai bachcho se panga
iske paap nahi dhulega agar ye roz bhi jaaye Ganga
music industry mein kuch din baad uthega ek naara,
"debo ko hatao kyunki uske bhaukne se bahut aadmi gaye hai maara"
phir lautna padega use assam
lekin woha ke log bhi to hai insaan!
jute maarke nikalwayenge use assam se ye log
kahenge "tere bhaukne se hum heart patients ko lag gaya hai rog
jitaaya tujhe kyunki humaare state ka tu hai
iska matlab ye to nahi phata bans ko sunna hai?"
music industry mein ban gaye tab vinit,himani,hem,sharib aur nihira star
lekin debo ko mila joote ka haar aur chappal ka maar
ID ke paas gaya maangne kuch kaam
ID ne kaha "tere chilaane se lena parta hai mujhe har waqt jhandu baam
khud jitne ke liye maine tujhe support kiya
aur tune ye kaise soch liya ke maine tujhpar biswas kiya?
chal hat besura gadhe tere liye sangeet nahi hai banaa
kisi footpath mein jaakar bheek mang lekin khabardaar woha mat shuru kar dena apna ye chillana
jo log tujhe jitaaye wohi log tujhpe thukenge
'tujhe sirf nautanki aati hai,gaana nahi',yehi log tujhe kahenge"
debo-"par maine srgmp contest to jitliyaa"
ID-"assam ke logo ne tujhe jitaaya, isme tu kya kaam kiya?"
debo-"sir main aap se pyaar karta hu"
ID-"main tera ye nautanki bhi samajh gaya hu"
debo-"sir aapko saare chumma yaad hai na?"
ID-"are idiot woh tha sirf logo ko dikhaana"
debo-"sir iska matlab aap hypocrite hai?"
ID-"aur nahi to kya?kya tujhe pata nahi tu vinit ke joote ka dhool bhi nahi hai?
by hook or by crook-jitna hi mera lakshya tha
isliye tere jaisa kachra ko bhi kehna pada ' wah!wah! '
pehle se hi phata hua hai debo fans ka pinna
isliye woh samajhte hai debo ke chillaane ko gaana
apne aap ko samajhte hai ye hero
lekin shakal aur buddhi-dono se hi hai ye debo aur ID ki tarah zero
"hume sangeet ka sab hai pata", garv karte hai ye kehkar
isliye debo ka ghatiya voice bhi lagta hai inhe shakkar
inko thoda sa to dimaag dedo bhagwaan
nahi to ye log bane rahenge debo aur ID jaisa dhakkan
aata nahi inhe achche talent ko support karna
isse to achcha hai inko kuyen mein doob marna
sochte hai inke kehne se debo banega india ki voice
lekin debo bechaara banaa rahega sirf assam ki choice
assam ke log bhi use kuch din baad
marenge sirf joota aur laath