MEMBER OF THIS WEEK (MOTW-12) - Page 48

Originally posted by: clodpolish

Originally posted by: clodpolish

ok , one last set would be fine,
and anyways , even if i might not be in the mood, or i might not be here , do give them to me,
i'll make sure i 'll do them !

Originally posted by: clodpolish

Originally posted by: aizan

Ok as u say.but..i must admit ur brave n intelligent with best sense of humor... 👏
Q's time: all u have to do is answer tis q's (make it funnier) 😆

1. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo ? if so why ? if not why ?
Yes, don't we all wash our hands,which also don't have hair ?

2. Why do they keep comb in their pocket ?
.Because they keep mirror in another pocket

3. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald man ?
.Invisible

3. Can you cry in water ?
.Everytime you cry , its not necessary to show tears.

4. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin ?
.Because we don't want to see whats inside after 100 years.

5. If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan ?
.Ya, a No plan

6. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say ?
.Tease

7. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it ?
.By changing concrete to elastic by the time it falls.

8. If it took eight mean ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it ?
.Its already built

9. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and 3 oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?
.Big hands (Heard 2 of these before already)

10.How can u lift an elephant with one hand ?
.Its made of plastic.

11. How can a man go eight days without sleep ?
.There are nights when he can sleep.

12. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
.Dinner

13. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
.Salty

14. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries ?
.Towel(Heard this one too)

15. What can u catch but not throw ?
.Fish , don't know really !

16. what goes around the world but stays in a corner ?
.Stamp (heard this one)

17. Give me food, and i will live; give me water, and i'll die. what am i ?
.Patient starving but suffering from aquaphobia ??

18. I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more then a minute. what am i ? .A sharp pin heated upto 500degrees

19. Yes/No Bootpolish is not stupid .- No
20. Do fish ever get thirsty ?.-Yes , on thursday
21. What does OK actually mean ?.-I disagree but i quit
22. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep ?.-They are more intelligent than what you think
23. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to atleast 130 when u legally cant go that fast on any road ?.- Police wants to give them a fair chance of going to a high speed, otherwise how will they catch them.

24. Yes/No Bootpolish doesnt have sense. .-Yes
25. Yes/No Bootpolish doesnt have brain. .- Yes

Btw - the answers regarding Bootpolish were given thinking that boot polish is a non living substance

I hope u Enjoyed...!!! 🥳

Originally posted by: Gur.N.cool

Gursharan .- Studies only when in his bus
omg, I don't that all the time! I just utilize my time that way! The subway/bus ride is Hour and half!😡😆
but i do study at uni.

😆I couldn't find anything actually worth telling other than spamming which would have been an expected answer


8. Agar mai kahoon, mujhse tumse mohabbat hai, meri bas yahi chahat hai, tum kya kahoge? Before everyone gets excited, that's not me talking 😆, a girl comes and says that to you ... what will your response be?

.Huh ?
Why do you always respond with a huh, for these kind of questions?😆

😳😳😳


20. One member you wish to meet in real life, only one!

.OBJ
why? koi hisaab barabar karna hai?😆
No , because its most economical to meet him


33. Dostana seems to be in the air. Who are the AB and JA of the section?

.Me and Gur
oh god, i have no hand in this!
this is all a creation of you😆

Arey that was at least the most relevant 😆

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

3. One negative comment about ME. Something you feel I should work on, remember you're being straight-forward, and not being nice at all. 😆
.Don't ever talk about your work at home , etc while you are wasting time at IF
I'm sorry, I don't think I understood that ... don't talk about work/home on IF? Or don't talk about work while I'm on IF? Just a tad bit confused, I'd appreciate it if you could clarify. 😊

Just don't write stories about your work 😆

5. Do you believe in happily-ever-afters?
.No
Would you call yourself a realist?
I 'd say yes

Gauri_3.- Can get fed up sometimes too easily No comment. 😉
.Be a sport 😆

10. What is the hardest question you've gotten so far?

.Story ones
You're making them a lot harder than they are. Just use your imagination. 😃
.What do you think i do ?
Use my legs ?


12. Your Best Friend on the Forum:

.Hopefully koi banega
Ad chapwa do. 😆
😡😆😆

.Beauty kahan se beech mein aa rahi hai ,huh ?
Whoops, okay sorry. Which member personifies/posseses a strong attitude that you find pleasing?
.Gauri ji

20. One member you wish to meet in real life, only one!

.OBJ
Kyon? You want to smack him as much as I do? 😆
.Its economical


d) Why are you so stupid? .-Sometimes CG Aww, don't say that. She's not stupid. 😳
.Shut up now , i know that 😃
g) Why are you always flirting with [.WA]? Excuse me? Nobody flirts with me. Plus, I don't know who you're saying that to. 😛
.Captain Haddock


Fabulous job, AWK! You're an awesome sport. You did these super fast! 👍🏼👏

Originally posted by: clodpolish

Thanks !😊

Originally posted by: Summer3

Great Questions and replies.👏👏👏

except for item d.

kya summer ji,
i meant it in a sweet way 😃

Surprised Mr. Clod knew Haddock too.😆😆

Originally posted by: clodpolish

LOL i don't know him , but i do understand he is a controversial character 😆

Originally posted by: Summer3

Okay point taken. guess she knows u better.😆