MEMBER OF THIS WEEK (MOTW-11) - Page 12

Originally posted by: ashoka_was_king

OMG !
So the people have caught me while i was trying to escape from my girlfriend's house .
That is invasion of privacy,
i'll make it a point to file a case in the court
, if only guru ji gives me some money😛

Originally posted by: gursharan

Kya koi asisey apni GF key ghar jata hai!! Kuy unky ghar koi maa, behen nahi, or is halat mei jao gey to mardon ko bhi khalaas kardo gey tum!

Main jaa nahin , aa raha hoon ,
wo bhi bachke ,
usko kaafi bhoot bhai hain

I will file a case on you first!😆 Apearing in Public like this, is a big NO, NO!!!
Aur uske bahad GF bhi jaye gi, aur jo kucch body ka bacha hai, woh bhi jail me sar/rot ho jaye ga!!🤣

Originally posted by: gursharan

I love watching the news on Aaj Tak, and those Bollywood gossip shows😆

Originally posted by: nausrat_fatali

****rule - only mod name allowed...!!! 😛



The first one is Raj, he always protects us whenever there is an attack by the dangerous members of IF! Look how happily he's ready to take shots at him, even if they are from his dad😉😆

The one with red hair is Antar, he doesn't seem too happy with the things going on in this section. Looks like the members here have not only blackmailed him emotionally but also sent some goons to Bangladesh!

The third one is, me!! After I posted Warnings, members blinded me with their love and attacked me!! Aur dekho attack bhi kiya to kahan kiya, dhooni mei, jaisey mai Raavan hoon!😆




This is Raj, keeping a strict vigil on the section! Raj ki aankhe kabhi bhi soti nahin! Because his big mustaches keep tickling him in his nose, so he never get's to sleep😆


OMG NF !! Marwana hai mujhe!!😕😆


This is me, after I do something wrong I always say sorry😳. After those warnings, I make sure that that the member doesn't get too mad, I don't want my dad to come here and post about me😉😆





This is raj, finally he got some time to mesage his GF!!😆 Otherwise he's always busy here on IF, sending warnings!!😆 But one thing is common between his message to his GF and his warnings, he has to aplly maska in both of message. No matter how uggly his GF's dress is he has to say it's beautiful dear. And no matter how much trouble the members here give him, he has to say "oh i know you really didn't mean that, tum to yahaan ke bohat hee respected member ho"!😆


This is Antar, cooking food for us and all the members of IF. After all it's becuase of his MOTW and LOIF threads that we get to our kaali daals and briyani every week!!😆



This is me, providing everyone with laugh riots. Agar yahan kai members ko kaabu mei rakhna hai to unke saath mujhe bhi joker banna pade ga an!! Now all these IF jokers meri moothi mei hai! 😈😆
😆

Originally posted by: ashoka_was_king

Kyon meri life barbad karna chahte ho guru ji ?
Main aur ye - > bahut khush hain

Originally posted by: gursharan

yeah, yeh baat to mai bhool hi geya! ab BF skeleton hoga to girl ka kya haal hoga! Par accha hai, yeh kucch kapre to pehan ti hai na!! Lagta hai recession didn't hit her that bad.

You don't know ,
all those kapre she has,
is because of me.
My shirts, pants , etc , all had to be redesigned,
so that she could wear them ,
and i could ghoom nanga,
meri waise hi koi ijjat nahin hai 😆

aww you stay happy with your GF, AWK. I will withdray my case. 😆
Par aap dono life mei khoob masti ki jiye, aur woh bhi free, kyunki aap dono se khaya to kucch naji jayega! Bas sara din skeleton dance karte rehna!

Originally posted by: ashoka_was_king

I hope you can see india tv shows

Originally posted by: gursharan

no, that channel doesn't come here. From news only Aaj Tak, Headlines Today, and Samay.
But i love those bolly shows, they really have some funny ways to desribe those actors and actresses!😆

For Billu Barber they described Prikanka, Kareena and Deepika as SRK'S biliyan!!😆 And said that Kareena is a junglee billi since she will eat her husband! Becuase Marjaanki, khasman nu kha jaani in punjabi means a lady who will eat her her own husband!
And then they put cat faces on all the actresses!😆 Their stoirs are always funny.

And on Headlines Today there is this girl who acts very wierdly! She has very long and curly hair. Lol she is sooo funny. she acts as if she's a paagal!!😆 and then there is guy called Denzel, he's funny as well!