friends don't you think that Kabir was very right when he was shouting "JO KARNA HAI MERE SATH KARO" and its very logical...sach me bande ko jeene ka koi adhikar nahi... wo jo soch raha hoga, I have tried to pen down his thoughts
1. Pehli bar jis ladki se shadi ki usne to lomdi ko bhi maat kar diya, kitni cunning hai (GHAAGH NO.1) itne saal baad bhi mera peecha nahi chhod rahi.
2. Khud ko hi self invite kar rahi hai... besharam bhi bahut hai..and bantti hai India ki top 10 CEOs me se ek... agar is tarah ke aur CEO ho jayein to desh to gaya matti me, terrorists ki zarurat hi kya hai... Waise hi desh ka bantadhar ho jayega
3. Meri 50 saal ki ya use zyada sasu ma bhi kam bevkoof nahi... Ab bhi Shreya ko beti bol rahi hai aur uski baato me aa rahi hai..
4. Saala, mera 16 saal ka saala ke paas hi dimaag hai, usi ne Shreya ko pehchana... jo meri dear Sasu ma and super dear gf Ananya nahi kar paye.
5. Aur abhi to had hi ho gayi... apni EIC herogiri dikhane ke chakkar me maine na sirf badi bevkoofi dikhate hue, us Bunny ka peecha kiya balki us se bhi bevkoofi se khidki par Khada raha... terrorists ke liye gana gate hue... "Meri saamne wali khidki me koi chand ka tukda rehta hai"
6. Aur baaki bachi kasar Ananya, meri only love, ne poori kar di, bechari smart phone to rakhti hai lekin phone ko switch off ya even silent kaise karte hai, use nahi maaloom... Pata nahi kya dushmani hai uski mujhse pehle Baaghi ko ladkarti rahi, badi mushkil se bhaage to gir ke pair ko chot lagayi aur phir meri taakat ka exam li... He Bhagwan... Koi mujhe is Shani se bachao... Anyways yaha to humne Terrorists ko bade pyar se daawat de di... "Aa jao yaaro mil baith ke aish karenge"
7. Arre... Nahin main apne bevkoof No.1 apne inspector friend ko to bhul hi gaya.. gadha khud hi mujhe information deta hai ki bomb blast ka plan ho raha hai uske bavjood...usko batane ke baad bhi aaram se chane khata police station par baitha raha... (Maine galat hi Maanav ke liye chane bechne ka profession suggest kiya, Khurana ke liye to ye profession bilkul hi sahi hai) aakhir me jab majboor kiya to badi mushkil se utha, time laga kar pehle topi jamayee, fir hospital jaakar stretcher laaya, aakhir use is baat bar poora yakeen jo tha ki itni der se aane ke baad wo hum logo ki dead body hi le jayega... isiliye to bomb squad ko bhi nahi saath laaya...ATS aur NSG ka to zikar hi kya?
8. Badi mushkil se kisi filmi hero ki tarah ... Khurana andar aaya... Lekin ye terrorists bhi bade funny nikle, sabne bilkul one by one, chronological order me cyanide khaya aur Khurana ko dekho kitna pyaar se unhe nihaarta raha "To mere bachche chocolates kha rahe hain, khao khao... Lekin ek ek kar ke khana aur jhagda nahi karna ok?"
9. Fir bade pyar se terrorists ki dead bodies ko uthane me Khurana bhul hi gaya abhi hum zinda hain aur meri super stupid GF Bomb Jacket pehni hui hai... Aakhir me jab maine yaad dilaya to pyare Khurana ne kisi tarah Bomb Squad ko phone kiya aur wo log to Khurana se bhi great nikle... Party mana rahe the so bol diya, jab tak waiter khana nahi layega aur hum apne pet ki aag nahi shaant karenge hum nahi aane wale
to... ab option bacha hi kya... chalo thik hai mar hi jaata hu...Kam se kam itne bevkoof logo se jaan to chhootegi lekin please Bhagwan bhale hi mujhe narak me dalna lekin Great Ananya aur Shreya ke saath mat rakhna... mar kar bhi chain nahi paaunga...
So friends tomorrow if Kabir tries to diffuse the bomb, don't feel surprised... and scared... after all now we know, he has nothing to lose!!!
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