remix in bollywood ishtyle!!!

well i was very bored and suddenly this weird idea stuck me!!

hope you all like it.......

basically i was bored of the bakra topic..methinks we should leave it for some time and then start it with a new bang.....well that is my opinion....

well let's do something different now.......lets try instrumenting our remix characters with bollywood personalities..it can be nething......linking them to real life couples...or including u know some new dialogues in their style ..etc......

pls participate at mass and we can have fun like our bakra topic.....

so be ready to put on ur thinking caps once more cos we all r too good at it!!!😛

ok so here is one:
ranveer is fighting with arjun....arjun hits him...hits him again and again..........
kicks him.........hits him with a cricket bat too.........but ranveer does not budge!!!

then arjun looks stunned!!surprised"sisodia he says!!"

ranveer answers"JO MARD HAIN USE DARD NAHIN HOTA!!" 😉 😆

hope u guys like ythis idea! 😛

Originally posted by: rikzik

ok so here is one:
ranveer is fighting with arjun....arjun hits him...hits him again and again..........
kicks him.........hits him with a cricket bat too.........but ranveer does not budge!!!

then arjun looks stunned!!surprised"sisodia he says!!"

ranveer answers"JO MARD HAIN USE DARD NAHIN HOTA!!" 😉 😆

😆 😆 😆

grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat goin,rikzik! 😛


________________________________________________________ashi yuvirok

Ashi is climbing a wall to escape from some guys that she had belted in the pub.
she is running and running...through dark alleys filled with strange people.
The goons are fast catching up and at the same time Ashi is running out of breath!

She keeps looking back in fright, to see how close the goons are!

Bang!!!

Without looking....she has bumped into someone!!!
See looks up at his face......and its Ranveer! 😃

He had popped out of nowhere suddenly from a corner.
He sheilds a tired Ashi behind him and facing the cheapo guys with an "angry young man" face, he says...

"Sewer ki baccho..... ladki pe haath uthate ho!
Agar tum logon ne maa ki dood se pale ho...toh ek mard se ladne ki himmat rakho!"

Originally posted by: rikzik

😆 good one aapy

yup gud 1😆 😆 😆

😆Too Good....u guys rock!!!

Well....I'm not dat good at writing comedy....but will giv a try....

Ok....I'll start up from where apple14 left....

R(eyeing angrily...)Kyun.....Ab kahaan gaya aapka dum...ladki pe haath uthate hue sharm nahi aati???😆Hume maarke dekhiye....phir dekhenlege aapka dum....humse darte hai kya?

One of the man:Tumse??tumse kaun darne wala hai....bacche...tum hamara kya bighadoge.....tum isse door raho......waise bhi yeh ladki tumhari kaun lagti hai....biwi?😆

R:Haan....biwi lagti hai hamari.....(Ranveer angrily)....aapko kuch problem hai???😆

And they start fighting.....after a long fight....which ends in Ranveer's favour.....

R:Ashi...aap thik hai na?

A:Haan Thakur....par tumhe yeh sab karne ki kya jaroorat thi?

R:Kyun....aap hamari behen ki tarah ho....kya ek bhai apni behen ke liye itna nahi kar sakta?

A:Oh Thakur!!(emotionally)😆

They get all emotional😆 and hug each other....

Yuvi n Tia searching for their respective partners come there and witness the scene....

Some1 plz continue....

😆 good try yaar mads.see this is wt i want every one to do...participate...and pls give it a try.
there is no need to continue the story.......
if u want to u can ......but ya you can give small small scenes too.........pls participate try......u never know when you give a very good one........

ok here is one more that was cooking up my brains:

sid:gaav waalon!!ye joh budhiya hain na...woh meri aur vrindasanthi ki shaadhi karne se inkaar kar rahi hain[pointing at sonal masi!].vrindasanthi no.......me suicide!!!!!suicide!!!!police coming and masi chakki peesing and peesing and peesing...... 😆