Ashi lingo! - Page 2

😆 😆 😆 😆 too good niyu....the chavanprash one n the mirror one for timbo were awesome 😆 😆

hehe remember dis 1😆

aditya:i'm cool
ashi(really mad): NO UR A BLOODY FOOL😆😆😆

n nw dis one takes d cae...dis is my personal fav..i was laffng so hard during dis one😆
remember niyu,i told u 1ce abt dis one.
credit 4 dis goes 2 sayeri😉

BAND PERFORMANCE-NA JAANE KAISE

SITUATION: (BAND MEETING)

Ashi: People we are going to perform…
Aman: Ab kuch nahi ho sakta…Band is history…Contract says four people…and we are three…
Tia: Kyunki Yuvi nahi play karna chahta…
Ashi: Aman we owe it to the audience…
Tia (from behind): Tia can spell it for you if it is so difficult-F O U R –FOUR
Ashi: Contract is just a piece of paper and music our passion…and between a piece of paper and my passion I choose passion and am ready to fight for it!!!
Ashi: Hey bhaggu!! Sabke brains ko summer holidays ke liye bhejna important tha kya???

Aman: Maine usse samjhane ki bahut koshish kari…
Ranveer: Par vo hamari baat hi nahi sunna chahte…
Tia: Ditto…
Ashi: Well kiddos…as usual mujhe hi crisis solve karna padega…
Tia: Tum solve karogi??? Good…Bahut dino baad tumne ek funny joke crack kara hai…
Ashi: HOOPS!!! Don't laugh too much varna tumhara yeh 12 KG make-up hai
na…wrinkle to crinkle to p***le ho jayega…and I don't want to see you
without make-up…you see I am not fond of horror movies!!!

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LATER WHEN ASHI MEETS YUVI:

Ashi: Congratulations…You are one of the last persons I would like to talk to but the band needs you…
Yuvi: But I am not interested…
Ashi: Maybe you didn't get me…Main koi hobby classes ke forms distribute nahi kar rahi…
Ashi: Ok, lets make things simpler for you…Lets say it's your special way to thank me…
Yuvi: THANK YOU???
Ashi: Ya, For all that I have done for you…Mere paas ek poori encyclopedia hai of jo-jo maine tumhare liye kiya hai…
Yuvi: And what have you done for me???
Ashi: Tumhe Goa tak follow karna, tumhare dad se jhoot bolna, tumhari mom ke instructions par play-act karna…
Yuvi: You know what??? Add one more thing to your encyclopedia…
Ashi: And what's that???
Yuvi: The one about my stolen car…
Ashi: Tumhare paas car bhi hai???
Yuvi: Haan…
Ashi: But why a stolen car??? Ah!!! Now I get it…Tumhare politician dad ko bribe mein mili hogi…But usse stolen nahi kehte…and anyways what has it got to do with me???
Yuvi: Ashi, I promise you that I will not tell my dad about the car…varna he will call the gobs…THAT'S MY WAY OF THANKING YOU!!!
Ashi: You super-duper rich and spoilt brat!!!
Yuvi: Excuse me?
Ashi: Excuse me for talking to YOU.
Ashi (to Yuvi): You know what? Tum ek irritating and stubborn coconut ho…
Hey bhaggu!!! Is coconut ko rich zaroor banana because very soon isse excuse me bolne ke bhi paise dene honge varna no one will be interested in talking to him!!!
Bye you, dry, rotten, shallow, smelly, decayed coconut tree…

😆

ok guys these were some that I had posted earlier in a topic...the last one being my fav....it was chooooo chweeet 😳

A: ppl ppl pploids ab kisi bhi moment meri mom.com 😆 😆 yahaan pahuch jaayegi humein pick karne

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A : vrinda aur sonal maasi bhi hamare saath chal rahe hain.....and guess for what

S: what?

A: ek clue deti hoon....aapka PHD topic 😆

S: superstardom 😆

A: duh huh...beauty aur fashion bonanza holiday spend karne 😆 😆

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S: hi tia....main tumhare hi baare main pooch rahi thi

A: haan aur question tha....ki tia kya hai....koi alien...koi animal....tamatar 😆 😆....ya phir timbo the dumbo 😆 😆

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A: sorry mom par aapko tia jaisi pretty beti nahin mili......aapko mujh jaisi beti mili....jise kisi bhi khet main scarecrow ki naukri mil jaayegi 😆 😆....wo bhi bagaair salary ke 😆 😆 .....theek hai...I am sorry (awwwwwwww....my poor ashi )

S: tum hamesha hamesha se meri chart topper rahi ho.....aur main tumhare liye hamesha proud feel karti hoon.....aur hamesha karti rahoongi ( so sweet )😳

ashi's ode to her mumma

wrinkle p***le oh lil scar
how i wonder how old u are
just a pit below the eye coz plastic surgery never lies
😆

Originally posted by: anvesha rulz

ok guys these were some that I had posted earlier in a topic...the last one being my fav....it was chooooo chweeet 😳

A: ppl ppl pploids ab kisi bhi moment meri mom.com 😆 😆 yahaan pahuch jaayegi humein pick karne

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A : vrinda aur sonal maasi bhi hamare saath chal rahe hain.....and guess for what

S: what?

A: ek clue deti hoon....aapka PHD topic 😆

S: superstardom 😆

A: duh huh...beauty aur fashion bonanza holiday spend karne 😆 😆

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S: hi tia....main tumhare hi baare main pooch rahi thi

A: haan aur question tha....ki tia kya hai....koi alien...koi animal....tamatar 😆 😆....ya phir timbo the dumbo 😆 😆

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A: sorry mom par aapko tia jaisi pretty beti nahin mili......aapko mujh jaisi beti mili....jise kisi bhi khet main scarecrow ki naukri mil jaayegi 😆 😆....wo bhi bagaair salary ke 😆 😆 .....theek hai...I am sorry (awwwwwwww....my poor ashi )

S: tum hamesha hamesha se meri chart topper rahi ho.....aur main tumhare liye hamesha proud feel karti hoon.....aur hamesha karti rahoongi ( so sweet )😳

my..fav.estestest..scene😳😳😳

dis..1..was..d..best..it..was..sooooo..cute!!!

poor..ashi!!!😳

i..wish..some1..had..d..video!!

hehehe.....harshu poory encyclopedia hai re tu.......bt yaaaaa dat was funnyyy....hehehe.....kya dialoges the re......bhagguu...more more more.....ashi.com....more

ok my fav episode kii fav linog 😳 😆



Ashi: Jo hai-woh dik nahi raha hai! - ARE u MAD or wat??
Yuvi: Main mad? hum yahan akele-yahan raat ko! oi main mad!? ur mad!!!



Ashi: Yuvi You know tumhari problem kya hai?? tum ho! yehi problem hai..jahan bhi jate ho problem create karte ho..
Yuvi: you know tumhari problem kya hai ?? u are a certified WACKO! Thats wat u are!
Ashi: SIRrr! yeh date nahi hai.. romantic nahi hai.. To phir kya dharmic hai? Yuvi come on!!! ah soft toys petals candles .. yeh kiska idea hai??
Yuvi: hello mera idea to nahi hai..atleast theres no one else around here.. but i dont know ashi kya pata aaj kal tumhe romantic novels padna shuru kar diya-u never know!
Ashi: HEY BHAGU!!! mujhe yuvi to marne ke liye strength do!
Yuvi: Aur is kamre ko saaf karne ki bhi "romancing queen" .. NOW START!!!

Ashi: (blowing candles) Yuvi tum humesha galat time pe galat baat kyun kehte ho? kabhi kuch smart kyun nahi kehte? (blowing again) likee..ah sir yeh humare naye play ka set hai.. ya phir ah..its for YOUU!!! (blowing...)
Yuvi: Kya karu ashi..(being sarcastic while holding blown candles) tum itne smart aur itne intelligent baate karti ho na ( in a sweet soft tone) ..(and then yells) STUPID GIRL!



Ashi: (yells back) MAIN? Tum stupid times 100! yeh lo! (throws candles on him)
Yuvi: wooah! look wat uve done .. uve dropped all of them
Ashi: (in a baby voice) maine nahi tumne! (and she turns b4 goin) u knw!? kisne sahi kaha hai.. nach na jane dum hai tedi! PSYCHO!

k the credit for this goes to mani 😃

Ashi and M.P. are practicing rollerblading.

Ashi: M.P. Maine soch liya hai.Main ek autobiography likhungi titled " Ashi on Wheels". Aur vo autobiography main tumhein dedicate karungi.

M.P.: Ashi, tumhe nahi lagta ki "Ashi on Wheels" sounds more like a pizza delivery boy!!! 😆 😆

Ashi: Ya, right. Think long distance M.P., think long distance.

shy-how dare u..yuvi mer boyfrnd hai. apni detective baazi tum kahi aur practice karo. tumne yuvi ko mere khilaaf karne ki koshish kaise ki

tia says a bit dumbly:oh tia's god kya hua

ashi:hey bhaggu! tia's god ko thodi der busy rakhna😆
boyfrd nahi..ex-bf kaho,get it(some1's really possesive,aint she😉😳)

shy-ashi..watch..it

ashi:tum mujhe threaten karne ki koshish mat karo!😉aur waise tum humaari class mei kya kar rahi ho..tumhei..arts..ki..spelling bhi aati hai😆sociology toh dur ki baat hai😆😆tum apni science lab mei baithkar chuho aur ccockroaches ke saath khelo😆😆😆

shy-fry:pehle tum apni spellings seekh lo..STAY..AWAY..from..yuvi
&shy-fry clicks her fingers as tho she'z ll gr8

ashi..d gr8est catches her😉

ashi: tum brain surgeon ke pas jaana...😉brain-replacemt..ke..liye😉
no..replacemt.nahi..placemt..kyunki brain replacemt tab hoti hai agar brain hota hai toh😆

shy-shut..up..u..idiot(ab kuch aur nahi keh sakti toh khudka naam chilla rahi hai...shy AKA idiot😉)

ashi: SHUT-UP U ECCENTRIC XMAS-TREE😆&DONT FORGET D BRAINNNN...😆

glad i wrote updates 😆 😆 😉

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fight in wich ashi decides to leave band
yuvi-wacko tum kaunse planet se aayi hon

ashi-jis planet mein tum jaise physcos ko zoo mein band karke rakhte hain

yuvi-i have a plan u quit remix sabki problems solve ho jayegi

ashi-well thanks nd congrtas ki tumne apne non existant brain mein pehle hee ideas banake rakhe hain


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shi tells shy watch where ur goin

shy--i totally c wat ur doin wid my boyfrd
ashi calls shy a spy takes her paint brush n says wats up wid dis dandiya huh(i just cudnt hear after dis)nd she also makes shy smell her shoe n warns her dat baby u n i share room kahin raat mein sote sote suffocation nein mar naa jaoo nd she comments on like evrything nd shy just stands dere saying woh owh(kyaa karein ashi ke saamen sab apni vocab bhul jaate hai)yuvi comes dere nd takes shy away nd hsy puposely reminds him bout d nite date in frnt of ashi nd ashi acted so like shy nd said woh ow in her voice 😆
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ashi spots kevin wid shy
aww poor heman is wat she sed 😆 😳
yuvi dahling yuvi dahling come to momma 😆
agee ka i really dun rembr but ashi sed sumthing bout lovebirds nd den also taunt shy 😆