Alright guys harshu n me were having a totally wacked chat a while back...and we felt it was too good not to be shared with u all ๐....we thot rf could use a few laughs....
CAUTION: read with a totally open mind....this chat is in the fashion of a kekta story...and its pretty long..but hopefully u wont regret it...read on and enjoy...๐
harshada: ...well den...u gotta think up a good idea 4 a fanfic 4 me
harshada: i wana write on AY
niyu: hmmm
niyu: rite one whr ashi dates ranny and tia date yuvi
niyu:
harshada: noooo.....plzzz....
niyu:
harshada: not tht ghisa pita fanfic
niyu: how abt kabhi alvida na kehna? " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/15.gif" align=textTop sm="15">
harshada: i just need a solid script..(like so many actors say)
niyu: yuvi marries tia, ranny marries ashi and yuvi ashi do extra marital affair' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
niyu:
niyu: thr "solid script" mil gaya
niyu: ok...ashi marries aditya yuvi marries yamini
harshada:
harshada: didnt they say n der chat tht if adi yamini came bck they wd make dem fall inluv
harshada: " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/15.gif" align=textTop sm="15">
niyu: yah ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
harshada:
niyu: rite a fic on tht
harshada: u want me 2 land up in hospital??
niyu: wat abt a murder mystery :)" src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/19.gif" align=textTop sm="19">
niyu: ashi is murdered and her bhoot cums bk to haunt yuvi till he solves her murder ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
niyu:
niyu: i kno
niyu: romeo juliet " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/105.gif" align=textTop sm="105">
niyu: both will suicide togethr ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
harshada: wat abt having...yashy mad after tia????
niyu: yay
niyu: then tia will becum yuvis mom
harshada:
niyu: and since tia is ashis sis.....
niyu: thtll make ashi yuvis aunt?
niyu:
harshada:
niyu: waty abt dil se " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/15.gif" align=textTop sm="15">
niyu: ashi is a terrorsit bomber ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
niyu: suicide bomber i mean
niyu: and yuvi finds out and both of them suicide ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
niyu: ok wat abt tia as a terrorsist bomber? " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/15.gif" align=textTop sm="15">
harshada:
niyu: she wud b careful to color coordinate her outfit...after she has to look good wen she dies na " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/15.gif" align=textTop sm="15">
harshada: but dear...tia ko toh...apni khudki bag uthaane ko nahin aata
harshada: gun kaise...?
harshada: oh tia's god!
niyu:
harshada: i knoe...whts his name..tia's care take
harshada: haan
harshada: tht kailash kaka
niyu: ooooo kailash kaka
niyu: wat abt if................sumeet fals for ashi
niyu: and sonia gets j ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
harshada:
harshada: again incest
niyu: then itll be mumma mamum mahayudh " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/105.gif" align=textTop sm="105">
niyu: haan
harshada: but den...wht'll yuvi dahling do?
harshada: fight wit "tia's papa"?
niyu:
niyu: wat if yashy sonia fall for each othr
niyu: yuvi ashi bro sissss
harshada:
niyu: and evn mrs sisodia and sumeet
niyu: match made in heaven " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/105.gif" align=textTop sm="105">
harshada: ahan
harshada: tht wd be so cool
niyu:
harshada: sumeet falling for a vidhwa..perfect kekta material
harshada:
niyu: totally niyu: wats abt meera dev fallin for sumeet " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/105.gif" align=textTop sm="105">harshada: nahi....meera can have jumbo
niyu:
harshada: n admrie his half bald head
niyu: no id rather think yashy can hv jumbo
harshada: well....yashy...he will hv a flind wit jumbo
niyu:
harshada: coz his real love is vrinda
niyu: and then yashy n meera will fight for jumbos pyaar
niyu: omg leave poor vrinda outta this
harshada: nahin yaar....bechaari...every1's having fun except her
niyu: haan
harshada: every1 shows her always studying
niyu: of crse
niyu: i mean she cntr b permanently in lub with aman
niyu: so shell fall for yashy
niyu: so ashis step mother in law will b her best frnd
harshada: well....she'll fall 4 bally uncle...since she adores sardarjis
niyu: ahan
niyu: ohk lets make a family tree and try to get evry1 rel8ed " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/105.gif" align=textTop sm="105">
harshada: ooooohhhh....n hv every1 hv multiple flings n marriages
niyu: yesh
niyu: we can mail it to kekta..well make millions
harshada: yay
harshada: wht will we ame it as
niyu: so lets get planning :)" src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/19.gif" align=textTop sm="19">
niyu: kronicles of maurya!!
harshada: :)" src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/19.gif" align=textTop sm="19">
harshada:
niyu: alrite first ay and tr get married ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
harshada: ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
niyu: then vrinda gets married to yashy
harshada:
niyu: so ashis best frnd is her mom in law
harshada:
niyu: tias dad can marry meera
harshada: but den yuvi gets mad...tht his mom's place is taken by some1 else
niyu: yesh
harshada: but ashi supports vrinda
niyu: of crse " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/105.gif" align=textTop sm="105">
harshada: n den we hv d perrrrfect...kekta style drama
harshada: " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/105.gif" align=textTop sm="105">
niyu: yay
niyu: ashi yuvi will divorce and ashi can marry sumeet and yuvi will marry mrs sisodia
harshada:
niyu: then rannys dad will b yv\uvi
harshada: but den...ashi gets gets sick of mr.cement
harshada:
niyu: yesh so she hand over yashy back to sonia
harshada: n yuvi gets sick of loooking aftr vasudha
niyu: ahan
niyu: and it gets better when vasudha marries sid " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/15.gif" align=textTop sm="15">
harshada: so den...suddenly....tia ranny hv a huge fight
niyu: so now yuvis best frnd is his son in law " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/41.gif" align=textTop sm="41">
harshada: n den..ranny slaps tia
niyu: awwwwwwwwwwww
niyu: so tia ranny divorce
harshada: n tia goes off crying...........
niyu: and then tia marries varun
harshada: straight in2 d wrinkled hands of kailash kaka
niyu: ohk kailash kaka
harshada:
harshada: varun will hv a thing for vrinda...i hv always liked tht pair
harshada: ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
niyu: ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9"> yesh me too
niyu: so tia marries kailash kaka
niyu: and ranny~~?
niyu: shyla
harshada: ranny can marry..sonal masi
niyu: oh ok sonal masi
harshada:
niyu: nono ranny can marry gloria
niyu:
harshada:
niyu: now wat abt sonia
harshada: dis is gettin betta n betta
niyu: sonia hasnt had a fling so far
niyu: oh totally :)" src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/19.gif" align=textTop sm="19">
niyu: sonia can fling with........nakool!
harshada: ahan
harshada:
niyu: hmmm then she gets bored n goes bk to sums ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
harshada: ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9"> niyu: but oh no!! sums has gotten heartbroken and gone on to shylaharshada:
harshada: totally
harshada: sumeet-shy marry' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
niyu: yay ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
harshada: n den v can bring back arjun n mp n aman
niyu: so sonia is heartbroken now ...she goes onto raghu!!
niyu: and then sonia sums realise ki they still lub each othr " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/105.gif" align=textTop sm="105">
niyu: so they do raghu shyla milaap operation :)" src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/19.gif" align=textTop sm="19">
harshada: aman.....ek seedha sadha sardar......
niyu:
harshada: Mrs.Jambhwal....ek sandwiched patni of jumbo
niyu: ahan
niyu: aman and mrs jumbo
harshada: aur dono ittefaq se mile
harshada: ek din......
niyu: " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/105.gif" align=textTop sm="105">
harshada: ya phir keh sakte hain....ek raat
niyu: :)" src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/19.gif" align=textTop sm="19"> ahan
niyu: and then mrs jumbo gets preg
niyu: vrinda finds out
harshada:
niyu: so vrinda heartbrken goes crying to yashy
harshada:
harshada: but yashy ditches her too
harshada: so she goes afer arjun
niyu: and yashy uses his power to make sure tht amans dhaba gets convertred to a tea shop :)" src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/19.gif" align=textTop sm="19">
harshada: not bad
niyu: yaaaaaaaaaaaay vrinda goes crying to arjun ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
harshada: arjun welcomes her with open arms
niyu: arjun says his true love is mp so virnda goes to aman
harshada: ooooohhh
niyu: and they both run their tea shop happily ever after " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/105.gif" align=textTop sm="105">
harshada:
niyu: waise lets make vrinda also preg with yashys kid
niyu: so now jumbos wif is preg and vrinda is preg
harshada: aur phir..kekta enters in2 der tea shop
niyu: lets make tia and ashi also preg with kailash and sumeets kids
niyu: now we hv four kids
niyu: enough to move 20 yrs into future
harshada: but hey.....AY should get back 2getha...aftr all...kekta always does dis
niyu: ohhh yes this is how they move to the future
niyu: kekta goes to tht tea shop lyk u sed
harshada: in not in dis generations...atleast sometime in d next 100000000 years
niyu: and declares tht the tea is so good tht she gets in d modd for a generation leap
harshada:
niyu: so w8
niyu: neitehr ay nor tr are bk together yet
niyu: the kids should grow up and find out the shocking truth of their respective parents past " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/105.gif" align=textTop sm="105">
harshada: totally
niyu: bt not befor fallin in lub with each other of crse
harshada:
niyu: vrindas kid is a guy jumbos is girl....ashis guy tias girl...
harshada: well....darnnn...we completely forgot abt adi yamini
niyu: oh no how could we do this
harshada: they will come back aftr 20 r leap
niyu: nono lets get them over with...we hab enaf charecters alredi
niyu: so wat happens is
niyu: the 2 go to the tea shop
niyu: and vrinda aman hate them
niyu: so they gib them poisoned tea ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
harshada: ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
harshada: but v need some villains naa
niyu: oooooh yesh
niyu: shy n raghu r still thr na
harshada: how can v succesfuly run a show without villains' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
niyu: ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9"> tht too kektas show
harshada: yup' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
harshada: but den...shy falls sick
harshada: n like u said....raghu falls 4 her
niyu:
harshada: but shy h8es him
niyu:
harshada: n den
harshada: every1 comes together....
harshada: 4 shy-raghu milap operation like u said
harshada: one grand party..........
harshada: for raghu to confess his eternal...undying lovee for shy d fry
niyu: how romantic
harshada: aur party ke beech mein.....ek kaatil:)" src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/19.gif" align=textTop sm="19">
niyu: :)" src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/19.gif" align=textTop sm="19"> kaun
niyu: poison tea?
harshada: after all....how can d show be so famous without a mystery???
niyu:of crse trps jo badhana hai ;
niyu:
harshada: yuppp
niyu: achcha kiska kaatil
harshada: hmmmmmmmmm.............
harshada: ashi kaa
harshada: arrey new
niyu: " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/15.gif" align=textTop sm="15">
harshada: we completely forgot...
niyu: ?????
harshada: how could v
niyu: oh no who
harshada: we didnt have a grand puja in our show even once
niyu: : noooooooooooooooooo :((
niyu: achcha so lets hav raghu propse i na grand pooja
niyu: and waha par kaatil
niyu: and evry1 is shocked
niyu: bhagwan ke ghar mein kaatil
harshada: ahan....howwww romantic" src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/15.gif" align=textTop sm="15">
harshada: ' src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/9.gif" align=textTop sm="9">
niyu: let the temple be on a mountain
niyu: so sum1 will push ashi off the mountain " src="file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/media/smile ys/105.gif" align=textTop sm="105">
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ok guysโฆ..till here you either hated it or loved itโฆi swear if u take any offense then u dont have a good sense of humour ๐...unfortunately harshu got dc at this pointโฆbut I still wanted to post this ๐โฆill just rite a bit more and then ill *consult* with harshu abt what happens next ๐
alright ashi is pushed off the cliff by shylaโฆbut of course ashi cant die..shes the main charecter man...so wat happens is tht while falling ashi will get caught by the wind and she will land with minor damages to her face...so she gets plastic surgery and attends her own funeral...only yuvi darlin knows the truth abt her...
so these are the pairs so far:
[Ashi with plastic surgery]
Ashi-Yuvi ๐ณ๐ณ
Tia-Ranvir ๐ณ๐ณ
Sonia-Sumeet ๐ณ
Raghu-Shyla ๐
Aman-Vrinda ๐ณ
Vasudha-Sid ๐๐
Arjun-MP ๐
Yashwant-alone ๐
Meera-alone ๐
Mrs.Sisodia-alone ๐
Vrinda-Yashwant Son~Ram
Ashi-Sumeet Son~Shyam
Aman-Seema Daughter~Sita
Tia-Kailash Daughter~Gita
OK,so,until the next time the great duo of harshu and new get together,ull all have to sit in shuddering suspense of the oncoming trials and tribulations that the mauryan gang undergo after the 20 yr leap ๐ณ
That is,if u want us to continue ๐