ok guys update till now!! itll help ppl hu hvnt joined so far đ :
In one of the several roomsof a huge palatial house, a very disheveled lookin boy has just woken up after a hard nihgt of partying.
This being his intro...they first show his boots, then his pants, then all thise freaky necklaces around his neck, some weird facial piercings,and finally ....
the boys face!(3 times, in slow motion)
Its Sid...totally bored, sleepy, but cute!
dey were just showing all dese entries of d main charaters just den comea lady wid high heels wid a huge bindi all d focus on d 5 cm diametered bindi den comes d eys filled wid blue glitter deres evil in d eyes evilness of plannings
den comes d nose holding a big diamond den d lips wid green lip gloss den d ears holding big danglers
she looking like a witch shes shyla wid a horrid tune planying at d backround wooh shylaaahhhhh
she enters in maurya her entry was grand woh shyllaah was playing dere was silence wid a clyonic eruption
it felt as if some1 cud imagine macbeths entry scene den coems one more witch shes in d scimpiest shortest dresses of blood red clor she meets shyla we can only c her hair dat no so long not so sort
shya-hey partner
unown-hii shy upto ur wickedness
shy-ya parter lets palbn together
unown-ofcoruse we r parrtner in crime
den she truns shes lattie
wd backrond---latika is meeeeaaaaaannnn
phir shyla smiles to show off her diamond-jeweled teeth.........she flips open her latest model cellphone as it strts ringing shrilly....."stealthily" movin away to a corner of d room....she dusnt notice tht sum1 is "coincidentally" standin,apparently quite inconspicious, abt 3 mm behind her........the eavesdropper was shocked at wht she heard.......
the eavesdropper was wearing a red coloured t-shirt with bage capris...and 6 inches stilletoes...
first they showed her stilletoes then her capris and her shirt and then her hair her earings....part by part until they showed her face which was covered with red glitter (3 times in slow motion)
d eavesdropper then said....the eavesdropper then said...
Hey, Shyla!
It's our very own Ashi, who did not heard a word of what Shyla said, as she was listening to a CD on her DiskMan
Shyla: Oh, uh, Ashi, tum! Tum yahaan kya kar rahi ho? Maine tumhe dekha nahi.
Shyla is talking to Latty
Shyla: Mujhe ek idea aaya hai. Kyun na hum un dono (Ashi aur Tia) ka accident kara de.[This is Kekta's world, guys]
Latty: Haan, mujhe Uv chahiye aur tumhe Ranveer, to agar wo dono mar jayengi, to hamare liye raasta saaf hoga.
Shyla: Haan, hum unhe ye message denge ki Tia ke papa aur Ashi ki mama shaadi kar rahe, wo dono unhe rokne zaroor jayenge...
But what they do not know is that someone is standing behind them, listening to every word they r saying...
but it was tia who just heard tia ke pa ashi ki mamma shaadi kar rahein hai she jump out shyala wud u help me pap ke liye tuxedo khareed ne jaana hai tumharee choice bahut achi hai
shya--mein abh ayyi dear
den to lattie call ur man tell her to fix a bomb in d car n call ashi n tell her dat her moter called her to d mall where we were going i wud run out frm dere in tias car n tia wud have to come frm ashos car n den BAM
everthyting gone
lattie smiles wikedly
tum badli nahin ho
but for some reason it is not both but just tia who dies
ashi had stopped the car & gone out & tia had been inside, so she had died, & ashi had come to know the truth about shyla
ashi,when she saw all this & realized what shyla had done: to yeh sab shyla ka plan tha, shyla, main tumhe chodoongi nahi...
tia doesnt die she goes in coma ashi gets into exile wid her her face gtes burnt so she dose plasic surgery
meanwhile abck dere ranveer is at total looss he misses tia dearly n in drunken state he sees tia in shyla n marries her
meanwhile uv also is depressed so yashwant dev makes him marry lattie but den too uv or ranveer dun forget either ashi or tia
back in kerela where ashi went tia recovers frm coma tias face is alo changed tia doesnt recodnise ashi but ashi says tia mein tumharee bahan ashi hoon hume marwane ka plan shyla ka tha
den both sit togther to make a plan n return to MUMBAI
ashi n tia come to noe bout uvi n ranveer marrying dey dilike it n are completel agitetd until dey meet vrinda who doesnt recognise dem n ask bout uvi n ranveer vrind asays
bahut boora huaa donon ke ssaath both deir loved ones died n dey were frced to marry d cruel opnes
tia n ashi strt crying n tell vrinda hwo dey r n den plan to get rid of shyla n lattie
ashi then reaches maurya where everyone is wearing white clothes & uv & ranveer r crying hysterically
Ranveer: tia, aap hume yoon chhod ke nahi ja sakti
uv: wacko, main tumhaare saare wacked out comments bardaash kar loonga, but plz don't go
Just then......
Ashi: Hey, guys
& then everyone looks in her direction, as happens in kekta serialsno no nishi trust me we dun attend kketa capms dis is xpereicne
umm shriya dun mind but its 5 yrs since dey r marreid to shy n lattie n for dose yrs ashi n tia were in kerelaughh dis is confusiong i continue frm my post if u dun mind
dey conspire n wen dey reach dey r happy to c uv n ranveer having awesome business factory called tiashi textiles
tia n ashoi r happy seeing dere loved ones happy dey get jobs in deir office n slowly n gently strt getting near dem agn
it's ok shelly
One day, as Uv is getting into his car, he sees Ashi
Uv: Ashi, tum zinda ho!!!
Ashi sees him & runs away as she knows that he is married to Latty
yuvi runs behind aashi. yuvi screams aashi... aashi ruk jaoo aashi aashi..
aashi in front, yuvi behind her, on the busy roads of mumbai. lekin bad luck signal lag jaata hai aashi runs to the other side of the road but yuvi remains on this side. aashi ke aankhen bhare hua the. yuvi is completely shattered.
yuvi den gets out of the car n stands in d middle of the road(as if it is his road).meanwhile ashi is crying in her car.then she says-
a-how can i cry for that sycho......duh uh
n den that aalap comes frm behind.....the disgusting music frm kekta soaps"aaaaaaa-aaaaaaa-aaaah-aaaaaa-aaa"
ok thats enough my ears r paining.
meanwhile tia has bcome ranveers pa.while dictating a business letter to her ranveer happens to c the pen with which tia is writing the letter n the letter pad(wonder how she has all this even after 5 yrs-but dont think much afterall this is kekta stuff)
ranveer shouts "this is tia stationery....ya ya this is tia stationery"
on hearing dis tia starts crying.she is very happy to c that ranveer still remembers her stuff.
then that shit music starts playing in the backgrnd"aaaaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaah-aaaaaaaa"(oh god my ears)
n with that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the show ends n in the precap all they show is tia n ranveers face with that aaaaaaaaaaaaa still playing behind them.Ashi with tears in her eyes to herself: Yuvi...main tumhe abhi nahi mil sakti.....abhi mujhe mera adhura kaam poora karna hai......(saying this she wipes tears frm her face while a lady is shreaking in background....saying the sad version of luv station......)
Yuvi to himself: Ashi....tum aisa kyun kar rahi ho......and starts crying....again the lady in background......
Latty comes to Yuvi just then: Kya hua darling....tum ro kyun rahe ho.....
Yuvi: Vo...actually mujhe laga ki Ashi.....
Latty in her mind: Toh tum abhi bhi us ashi ko nahi bhule.....koi baat nahi.....mujhe iske baare main pata tha.....aur maine pehle se hi sab kuch soch rakha hai......and she acts as if she's fainting......
Yuvi: Latty...kya hua.....come on...doc ke paas chalte hai......
Latty: Nahi...main thik hoon......
Yuvi: Nahi chalo......and latty smiles wickedly......
In hospital doc says to Yuvi: Congratulations...aap papa bannewale hai!!!!
Yuvi thoroughly shocked: KYA??????
In the background some really weird latty music...n latty gives the doc a wicked smile...which he returns........
uv felt bad by this news and felt happy that his love aashi is back.so he dosent know wat to do .
till then .......ting tong
ohhh it is jumbo oh oh sorry jambwal babuji
jumbo: mubarak ho bete tumne mujhe dada bana dia .zindagi mein bas yahi icha thi .
uv:pranaam bapuji . aap ki tabiyat kaisi hai ?????
he thinks... kaash meri taraha nahi ho .
jumbo:ab tum mera nahi balki apni patni lathika ka khayaal rakho teek hai kya bete?
uv thinks.... oh aashi where are uuuu i need u
latty entres
latty:papaaaaa
meanwhile when uv tells ranveer that tia & ashi r alive, he is very happy & goes & tells this to shyla
shyla calls latty & says: dammit! tum to ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakti ho, tumhe ek kaam diya tha maine, ki wo dono mar jaaye, par tum, tum to kisi kaam ki naho ho. ab hume tumhaari galtiyon ko sudhaarna padega, uv aur ranveer ko un dono se nahi milne chahiye. get to work, now!
latty-jethani ji main aapki devrani hoon (i guess ranveer is elder to yuvi),naukrani nahin.
shyla-in her mind(pehle yeh musibat tal jaye ,phir ise dekh loongi)arre devrani main toh aise hi keh rahi thi,woh barson ki aadat jo hai,lagta hai hamein kisi ki madat leni hogi
latty- par kiski,......
shyla -chalo mere saath.
latty,shyla apni car mein (jo har serial mein ek hi hoti hai ) jaate hain ,ek anjaan si gali mein aur wahaan ek ghar ke paas jaakar darwaaza kholte hain.and darwaaza khulta hai( teen bar),latty is shocked.........and epi is finished.no precap here .guess who is there
darwaza khulta hia agn
aur andar hota hai don who killed tia n ashi earlier
shyla uuse phto delakr kehti hai ki in dono ko jaan se maarna hai par she dosnt kno wdat ashi n tia both have plastic surgied
uv recognised ashi due to her hey bhaggue which is only hers n hearts connect wid herts
meanwhile sumit n soniya get to noe dat deir daghters r alivejab darwaza khulta hai to ander.... none other than vrida(maateshwari) sorry make her to a partner in crime wht to do serial mein to woh bahut ache hai na isliye..
latty: vrinda tum yahaan
vrinda:(world's most gawdy saree mein) backround mein VVVVVVVVV.... haan mein
shyla: itna shoch mat hojaaye devrani ji, paanch saal se ye mere contact mein thi.
l: lekin yeh to aashi ki..
vrinda: mat lo us aurat(a very dum word but a gud line 4 ekta u c) ka naam... jo mere pate ki maut ki zimmedaar hai .
latty: pati?
vrinda: haan pati, mera pati varun, mera pyaara varun. kyun ashi, tune aisa kyun kiya, kyun? ab main tumhe nahi chodoongi. shyla, bataao, kya karna hai mujhe...vrinda-aman jab aman aur main jalandhar se aa rahe the toh raste mein ashi ne kaha ki chalo nainital chalte hain.
to humne delhi se nainital ki bus kar li. vahan raste mein hamari bus kharab ho gayi. hamari bus ek khayi ke paas kharab hui .vahan ashi ko khayi ki taraf ek lamba nariyal ka ped dikha.
latty and shyla-naroyal ka hillstation par.
vrinda-ab woh to ekta ki marzi hai .kahin bhi nariyal ka ped(tree) ho sakta hai.acchha to ashi ne kaha ki use nariyal khana hai.usne kaha duh uh aman itne lambe kyon hue ho,agar apni height ka fayeda nahin utha sakte.toh aman ped par chada aur aur............
vrinda:aur phir ek dhamaka! aarghhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
mera aman hameesha hameesha ke liya mujhse bhichad gayaaaaaaaa(rona dhona music) mujhe us ke body ko dehkne ko bhi naseeb nahin hua.
latty: lekin woh to tumhare saamne hi gira hoga na?
vrinda:nahin.. woh ped bahut bada tha isliye woh ped ke us paar gira aur phir hum wahan jaa nahin sake.. u know bus miss nahin kar sakte
shyla: ab band karo yeh rona-dhona, suno, tum raghu ko jaanti ho na, wo mujhe zyaada pasand nahi karta, par abhi wo humaare kaam zaroor ayega, wo tia se bahut pyaar karta hai
vrinda: aur tum ja ke baat karna kabir se, wo ashi ko fasa lega
shyla:aur phir, wo-oh!
latty-toh ab tum usse badla lena chahti ho.
vrinda-haan lekin yeh tumne(latty se)apni ankhon mein yeh tube light kyon lagai hai .
latty-arre yeh yeh toh mera eyeshadow hai .u know maine yeh "KEKTA AND KEKTA ALL SORTS OF VAMP MAKING KIT" ka kamaal hai.tohtum kya karogi.
shyla- arre devraani ji pehle ise hamare 100 kamron vale mansion mein to le chalen.phir chal kar batein karte hain
teeno mallikayein apne 100 kamron wale ki ghar par pahunchte hai. hello! lekin raaste mein koi unhe dekhleta hai. ( actually syla's sari gets stuck ,in the car door while getting into the car) to jab woh dekhta hai na to usse yaad aate hai ki maine is saadi ko kahin dekha hai! lekin kaha........
acha theek hai! to woh peecha karta hai karta hai...
lekin bechare ka gaadi beech raaste par ruk jaata hai. driver tumne gaadi kyon rok di?
driver: saab, aage raasta band hai, koi accident hua hai.
the person: oh shit! woh log chale gaye. lekin woh the kaun? lekin woh the kaun think sid think.... yaad aya woh syla thi, usne mere mummy ke teesri shaadi par vahi saadi pehena tha lekin uske saath kaun tha?
btw, its sid ppl! u imagine tht typical kekta entry ok!
they show his face 3 times dish dish dish
wow that's so cool o.k sonia this will be my last post for the night as i have to go now.
here it goes-
sidd- nakul (ko phone lagata hai)- arre nakul tujhe yaad aa raha kya meri mom ki teesri shadi mein shyla ne kaun si sadi pehni thi.
nakul- are mujhe kya malum,nakul kisi ladki ko nahin dekhta sab ladkiyan na /kool ko dekhti hain
sidd- o.k na/kool.
ab mujhe hi dekhna padega.to voh sochta hai ki kya karna hai.
vahan teenon apne mehel par pahunchti hain
they reach their mansion & shyla calls ramu kaka, who is the same in every serial
shyla: ramu kaka, hum sab ke liye coke laao, isse humaara dimaagh thanda rahega
vrinda then calls kabir from her fancy cell phone: hey, kabir, this is vrinda, haan wahi, wo main yeh soch rahi thi, mujhe tumhaari thodi help chahiye, actually ashi aaj kal bahut low feel kar rahi hai, kya tum usko thoda cheer up kar doge?
just then, a voice comes from behind them, saying: acha, to yeh sab ho raha hai yahaan
it is meher (the camera shows her 3 times)meher-accha toh yeh sab ho raha hai yahan, to yehi sanskar diye
the tumhe hum(tia's angels) ne.tumhe toh sharam aani chahiye yeh sab karte hue,school mein toh bahut sidhi saadi ban kar ghuuma karti thi,toh yehi nakaab pehen rakha tha tumne.
vrinda - tum jo soch rahi ho aisa nahin hai meher.
shyla and latty -haan meher
meher- starts sobbing,mujhe sab kuch pata chal gaya hai sidd ne mujhe phone kar ke sab kuch bata diya hai.haan sidd(exaggerated rona dhona),usne tumhe road pe jaate dekha aur tumhari baatein sun li.
vrinda- par hum to gaadi mein......
meher- toh ,kya hua (aur jyada rote hue)sidd ne college se nikalne ke baad lip reading ka course ki ya tha.
vrinda ,shla , latty shock ho jaate hain.
meanwhile ashi goes n meets tia.she tells her that shyla n latty r responsible 4 all this.they decide they have to take revenge.so they start thinking(n sum weird music plays in the backgrn).tia shouts "i got it,v wil take revenge frm both of them" ashi is very angry on hearing this"timbo,to hum yaahan aur kisliye hai,koi idea batao"then ashi shouts "got it,we wil go 4 a plastic surgery" tia says"again ,lekin humne abhi to plastic surgery karayi thi,tia ka face kharab ho jaayega agar wo ek aur baar yeh karayegi to" ashi"no yaar kuch nahi hota,baaki log to dus-dus baar karate hain humare show mein to sirf second time ho raha hai.think about the trp's also na!
tia"lekin hum is baar kya banenge-ek minute tia ko sochnedo ummmmmmmmmmmm....tia ko britney spears banna hai.
ashi"shutup timbo-tum main banungi aur main tum-matlab tum ashi aur main tia"
tia"kyaaaaaaaaaaa"
n with this the episode ends
fine this to do with latty's pregnancy. remember humara yuvi ab papa banne wale hai.
so yuvi is deep in thought as to how latty became pregnant when the two u know wht???????
latty enters: tum kya soch rahe ho?
yuvi:kuch nahin bas aise hi......
latty: main jaante hoon tum yaheen soch rahe ho ki mein maa kaise ban sakte hoon
yuvi:wow!tumhe kaise pata?
latty:woh mujhe pata hona hai, u know aisa hi hai ab poocho to sahi
yuvi asks her
latty:(ab the most creative part of our serial) ek raat tum nashe mein the yuvi aur tum jab ghar aaye tab tum gents room jaane ke badle(i mean yuvi's room)tum ladies room aa pahunche jahan par mein rote rote so rahe thi aur phir.....
yuvi:bas karo bas... mein aur nahin sun sakta(totally senti)maine tumhare saath... che che che
latty: ( doin tht stupid face an twisting her lips an wht not sooooooooooooooooo much)thinks ahhhh bechara yuvi oops merea pati kitna bhola hai!
yuvi:[shocked,focus on his face,3 times frm difrent angles]KYA? mein tumse kabhi bhi shaadi nahi karoonga!!
latty: karna padega warna mein aatma-hathya karloongi!!kya tum apne bachche ko accept karte ho,ya.....?
yuvi:[tears flowin down his face] mere parwarish aur sanskar mujhe force karte hai ki mein tumhari bachchi ko accept karlun........
latty gives a wicked smile........
now wat will uvi do hes in a kasmaakash on one side he loves uv n now dis he cant abort d child n neither can he divorce her now so he crumple sup d divorce paper he boht n slowy wept away sorry ashi
ashi tia plan
dey have diff faces so now dey wil get deir loved ones back b hook or by crrook so ashi n tia get it tiashi textiles as pa to ranveer n uvi
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