Remix Kekta style - Page 2

but it was tia who just heard tia ke pa ashi ki mamma shaadi kar rahein hai
she jump out shyala wud u help me pap ke liye tuxedo khareed ne jaana hai tumharee choice bahut achi hai
shya--mein abh ayyi dear
den to lattie call ur man tell her to fix a bomb in d car n call ashi n tell her dat her moter called her to d mall where we were going i wud run out frm dere in tias car n tia wud have to come frm ashos car n den BAM
everthyting gone
lattie smiles wikedly
tum badli nahin ho

but for some reason it is not both but just tia who dies
ashi had stopped the car & gone out & tia had been inside, so she had died, & ashi had come to know the truth about shyla
ashi,when she saw all this & realized what shyla had done: to yeh sab shyla ka plan tha, shyla, main tumhe chodoongi nahi...

tia doesnt die she goes in coma ashi gets into exile wid her her face gtes burnt so she dose plasic surgery
meanwhile abck dere ranveer is at total looss he misses tia dearly n in drunken state he sees tia in shyla n marries her

ps-- dun kill me tr fans plzzzzzz


meanwhile uv also is depressed so yashwant dev makes him marry lattie but den too uv or ranveer dun forget either ashi or tia

back in kerela where ashi went tia recovers frm coma tias face is alo changed tia doesnt recodnise ashi but ashi says tia mein tumharee bahan ashi hoon hume marwane ka plan shyla ka tha

den both sit togther to make a plan n return to MUMBAI

ashi n tia come to noe bout uvi n ranveer marrying dey dilike it n are completel agitetd until dey meet vrinda who doesnt recognise dem n ask bout uvi n ranveer vrind asays
bahut boora huaa donon ke ssaath both deir loved ones died n dey were frced to marry d cruel opnes
tia n ashi strt crying n tell vrinda hwo dey r n den plan to get rid of shyla n lattie

😆
just hope that ekta doesnt see these !!!!!
these are really new ideas !!!!!!...............yaa phir ...........do u guys go to kekta kraining kamp ???
😕

ashi then reaches maurya where everyone is wearing white clothes & uv & ranveer r crying hysterically
Ranveer: tia, aap hume yoon chhod ke nahi ja sakti 😭 😭
uv: wacko, main tumhaare saare wacked out comments bardaash kar loonga, but plz don't go
Just then......
Ashi: Hey, guys
& then everyone looks in her direction, as happens in kekta serials

no no nishi trust me we dun attend kketa capms dis is xpereicne😆
umm shriya dun mind but its 5 yrs since dey r marreid to shy n lattie n for dose yrs ashi n tia were in kerela😕ughh dis is confusiong i continue frm my post if u dun mind

dey conspire n wen dey reach dey r happy to c uv n ranveer having awesome business factory called tiashi textiles😆😆
tia n ashoi r happy seeing dere loved ones happy dey get jobs in deir office n slowly n gently strt getting near dem agn

it's ok shelly
One day, as Uv is getting into his car, he sees Ashi
Uv: Ashi, tum zinda ho!!!
Ashi sees him & runs away as she knows that he is married to Latty

ha ha ha.... amazing. truly kekta aur uske serials ko tumse acha koi nahin jaan sakta.

yuvi runs behind aashi. yuvi screams aashi... aashi ruk jaoo aashi aashi..
aashi in front, yuvi behind her, on the busy roads of mumbai. lekin bad luck signal lag jaata hai aashi runs to the other side of the road but yuvi remains on this side. aashi ke aankhen bhare hua the. yuvi is completely shattered.

yuvi den gets out of the car n stands in d middle of the road(as if it is his road).meanwhile ashi is crying in her car.then she says-
a-how can i cry for that sycho......duh uh
n den that aalap comes frm behind.....the disgusting music frm kekta soaps"aaaaaaa-aaaaaaa-aaaah-aaaaaa-aaa"
ok thats enough my ears r paining.
meanwhile tia has bcome ranveers pa.while dictating a business letter to her ranveer happens to c the pen with which tia is writing the letter n the letter pad(wonder how she has all this even after 5 yrs-but dont think much afterall this is kekta stuff)
ranveer shouts "this is tia stationery....ya ya this is tia stationery"
on hearing dis tia starts crying.she is very happy to c that ranveer still remembers her stuff.
then that shit music starts playing in the backgrnd"aaaaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaah-aaaaaaaa"(oh god my ears)
n with that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the show ends n in the precap all they show is tia n ranveers face with that aaaaaaaaaaaaa still playing behind them.

ok u guys continue frm here