EVERYONE has misunderstood Rudra

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Rudra Banna sexy hai, Baisa. Jai Mata Trishula, I have eyes. But everyone seems to have lost their bhejas focusing on how many buttons that green dupatta that he was wearing had. (Rudra's answer--Buttons? whats a button?)

Forum-wasis! You are all living breathing women, yes? Some of you have even married yourselves a Typical Indian Male? Is everyone other than me stuck in a hate marriage starring themselves, ASR and a goat?.

Refresh kar du, what your nanis taught you as they oiled your hair?
First rule of marriage:

GIVE YOUR MARD a cup of tea! Their Blood is basically 27% Mother's Milk, 22% Calvin Klein Obsession Cologne--and the rest is Lipton Taaza.

So stop misunderwearing Rudra. Rudra Banna sa hasn't had a proper cuppa in 45 days. Every time a cup gets remotely close to him, it breaks, OR becomes a leading cause of Diabetes among Rajasthani Men for 2014.

He may have crooned PARO in such a manner that several of you instantly had babies.

But he also said CHHHAAAII, ladies, with more passion than I've heard from Mr. Monster in a month. Someone give him some!!! I know where that finger went the second Paro left...The one with the precious droplet from her cheek...into his warm, moist mouth, to be sucked leisurely, those lips pouting around one long, golden finger, a silken tongue wrapping gently around...

Dammit..

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rashika thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Yes someone please give him some tea but the way he said CHHAIII Aayee hayee!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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It was never about paro! It was always about the chaai
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Jaz1990

It was never about paro! It was always about the chaai

yo MU cleared 😃
thanks to napstermonster
Edited by tttttt1 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I wish they showed that,him licking his finger but that would have been too blatant.maybe it could be something he does unknowingly and then stop the moment (like coming to his senses) his finger is in the mouth.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: napstermonster

Is everyone other than me stuck in a hate marriage starring themselves, ASR and a goat?.


ROFLOL🤣🤣 ASR and a goat🤣🤣 Thanks for the comic reliefšŸ˜†
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I call for debate on the Calvin Klien obsession point. I think Gucci Guilty and Mont Blanc Starwalker are worthy competitors where men are concerned.

Baaki ka, whatever happened to good old black coffee?
Or did Rudra not pick that habit up from his mentor, Oceanji?
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Semanti

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I call for debate on the Calvin Klien obsession point. I think Gucci Guilty and Mont Blanc Starwalker are worthy competitors where men are concerned.

Baaki ka, whatever happened to good old black coffee?
Or did Rudra not pick that habit up from his mentor, Oceanji?


I will defend this point to the death. EVERY Indian boy I ever dated (and I finally married me a Bengali one--who used to use this as well) used Calvin Klein Obsession. And Napstermonster was naughty when it came to the NRI Boys on campus, let me tell you! I could give you Hugo Boss (Boss Black) as a starting concession.Maybe you just have/had access to classier boys?
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: napstermonster


I will defend this point to the death. EVERY Indian boy I ever dated (and I finally married me a Bengali one--who used to use this as well) used Calvin Klein Obsession. And Napstermonster was naughty when it came to the NRI Boys on campus, let me tell you! I could give you Hugo Boss (Boss Black) as a starting concession.Maybe you just have/had access to classier boys?


Okay. This is awkward. The ONLY person I know (and I know a lot of Bengali people as well) who uses CK Obsession is yours truly.
I don't know about access to classier boys, but I have an awfully sensitive nose and only hang out with ones that smell good. True story. And I ask/can tell what they're wearing. Which brings me to Starwalker and Guilty. Boss Black-- yes. My best friend swears by Azzaro though.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Chai is a euphemism for you know what
don't know?

Bhajan

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