Forum-wasis! You are all living breathing women, yes? Some of you have even married yourselves a Typical Indian Male? Is everyone other than me stuck in a hate marriage starring themselves, ASR and a goat?.
Refresh kar du, what your nanis taught you as they oiled your hair?
First rule of marriage:
GIVE YOUR MARD a cup of tea! Their Blood is basically 27% Mother's Milk, 22% Calvin Klein Obsession Cologne--and the rest is Lipton Taaza.
So stop misunderwearing Rudra. Rudra Banna sa hasn't had a proper cuppa in 45 days. Every time a cup gets remotely close to him, it breaks, OR becomes a leading cause of Diabetes among Rajasthani Men for 2014.
He may have crooned PARO in such a manner that several of you instantly had babies.
But he also said CHHHAAAII, ladies, with more passion than I've heard from Mr. Monster in a month. Someone give him some!!! I know where that finger went the second Paro left...The one with the precious droplet from her cheek...into his warm, moist mouth, to be sucked leisurely, those lips pouting around one long, golden finger, a silken tongue wrapping gently around...
Dammit..