regarding my topic, i saw 2day's epi. CR was askin her equally mean n witchy "pyaari bahu" to cook 4 the whole family. what a joke
bhanumati suggested rani's name as bhoomi's helper but here is wat i think shud've been even more umm....hilarious? freaky?( i don't have the rite words, do help me out)
the ideal episode wud be.....let ur imagination run wild.
The kitchen => the magical palace ka always clean n no cooking area ( i havent seen any1 cook there, nor have i seen the royal family eating, the raja does need 2 lose a few pounds tho esp from his ears, gigantic ears hai na?)
The Chef => Bhoomi
The helpers => kali, champa n chameli
The menu => main course( with kali,champa n chameli's help she'll come up with a recipe which includes lots of cakey n whorish makeup, lotsa khayaali pulao as all 3 helpers have their heads way up their a$$es AND various ways of torturing rani)
side dish( cigarettes, booze n dope mixed with plans of gettin outta the palace n boogeying all nite long AND pissing off her hubby)
dessert( thats something that all these girls want n cant have.....YUDI)
this is the kinda menu these girls will come up with if working 2gether but as i mentioned earlier ppl in this palace dont need food, all they need is evil plans, evil plans n more evil plans 2 keep their stomachs full n keep em busy so they dont think about food. the naukars r always scheming so they dont have time 2 COOK n the royals r always scheming so they dont have time 2 EAT.
the only few ppl that DO need food r yudi, rani, munna, sakhs n his dad n nikki who shudnt eat coz she is a widow( tradition according 2 the raja n CR)
yudi's mom needs makeup n jewellery more than oxygen n medicines so i wont mention her.
now that leaves us with the ppl who need food.what shud they do?
rani wont get any food coz she is the punching bag, who will let her eat? munna wont get food coz he is rani's bro.
yudi has no appetite coz he is in love, y waste time eating when he can spend his time daydreaming about rani
that leaves us with sakhs n his dad....i'm sure they can order something (mcdonald's? kfc? pizza hut?.....?)
in the end there is no need 2 cook as no1s eating n even if bhoomi cooks v know the kinda food that will b on the table so 4get the cooking episode creatives n change it 2 bhoomi scheming n plotting just like her saas ASAP