Sooo I'm a junior in High school and it hasn't been long since school started, but the story I'm about to tell is recent.This happened a couple weeks back, early September.
I feel like I need to describe everything for anyone to actually understand. Lol. I have this one class room in school that is designed like the lecture hall in a college. That was my English class room. I have a friend named Ryan, who is very athletic, very jumpy and muscular, he thinks he can do anything because of those characteristics, so one day he comes to me and say
"Hey Farhana, can I pick you up"
I stood there confused, thinking W*F. He was like "C'mon it'll be fun and approaches to pick me up"
I was just like
"Nooo buddy"
And i was like inching away from him, He takes my books and bag and puts it down and literally is about to pick me up. I was still holding a couple of papers in my hand, which I was trying to use as a shield. Lol, I'm the stupid. He puts his hands around me and I hold onto the bleacher so he can't pick me up, just then my other friend James, comes and stops at the door. He stares at us like he walked into something at the wrong time. I know what exactly he was thinking and I start shaking my head.
He walks in and stands infront of us. Ryan starts laughing and We stare at him, confused. James lets out a sigh
"Why are you going around picking everyone up?"
he asks. I was actually relieved that James knew what was going on
Ryan puts me down, Thank god and starts stepping closed to James.
"What are you doing?"
He said as he was kind of moving away.
"I'm gonna see if I can lift you."
Ryan said, to which James called him gay.
So Ryan ends up picking James up, but James wasn't as light as he looked(he is the quarterback of the football team) Ryan is standing there wobbling with a frightened James in his arms and I'm just staring at the two confused an in a matter of second they both topple onto me and we go almost rolling down to the whole ramp thingy. So we three are on the ground, I'm almost dead and My English teacher decides to show up, with one of my close friends. By then I was just face palming myself. They just stare down at us, and my English teacher lets out a sigh and walks back out. My friend, Sandra looks back at us and starts laughing. James sits up and stares at me and Ryan.
"This is why you don't go picking people up!"
He said rubbing his arm, which apparently he said was crushed cause I fell on it. Pshht what about my whole body that you landed on?
He gets up and picks Ryan up and then goes to pick me up and trips on one of the papers I was holding earlier. Are you effing kidding me? was what I thought He lands right on me, I thought I broke all my ribs. Ryan and Sandra starts laughing, and me being me, I start crying and all three of them start showing so much concern. It was kind of embarrassing because it actually didn't hurt as much as I showed it be. The whole day James starts apologizing to me and eveytime someone asked why he was apologizing he said
"Cause I tripped on her"
Phew there's my story, I know it's not as funny as i think it to be, but I hope it was actually enjoyable to read. And made sense. LOL