ASYA SS: Just in time! Link to thread 2! - Page 62

They had reached Indore and had settled in for lunch as all introductions were made formally.

Razia's relatives were extremely loud and managed to create a ruckus after each and every topic. They believed talking loudly is good for heart. But poor Asad had to be dragged into all this.

"Arey beta! Zara idhar toh aao! Kitna sona(handsome) munda hai! Aur uske gaal toh dekho! Bilkul ras gule ki tarah! Mann karta hai ki yoon kheenchke usey khaa loon" one of the fat khala said as she craftfully demonstrated the piteous sight of Asad's cheek.

"Aur yeh koun hai uske saath?" one khala asked.

"Maine kisi bhi mard ko nahi dekha hai aaj tak jiske itne lambe baal ho! Kaun ho tum?" another one questioned.

"Ji main Zoya, uski bachpan ki dost!" she replied timidly too embarrased to be called a man.

"Ya allah! Tum ladki ho? Jooth na boliyo...!" one of the squinted eyes lady said.

"Ji main.. Voh..." Zoya stammered as Asad looked on gleefuly with a smirk. When his cheeks were mecilessly being passed around she hadn't bothered so why should he?

"Accha ab hum kuch der ke liye so jate hain aur phir nikalte hain... Hum bohot thak gaye hai aap dono ke liye khana banake!" another fatso khala told.

What the? Did they drive all the way here that they are tired? They definitely need to get rid of those fats and tyres from their bodies!

And don't they cook everyday this much? Just one day they need to prepare a little extra food and they taunt us. Lazy bums!

All of them seemed miser like Razia khala but she was a much better and modified version!

Everyone retired to their respective rooms without bothering to see to it that their guests were well settled in.

What type of hosts were they? Yuck!

"Mard?" asad asked teasingly referring to the earlier conversation.

"Shut up ras gula! I'm surprised you are still in one piece! I wonder what she would do on seeing your 6-packs!" she replied smirking.

"I can't even bear to imagine!" he said as he shuddered.

"So what are we to do? Sit here and wait for them?" she asked irritated.

"Either we can go in some room and sleep or whatever you say.." he replied.

"And when they see us sleeping together freak out thinking what type of a guy is their Humeira getting married to and consider me the "mard" characterless..? No thank you! I had rather give up my sleep than to have them question me anything!" she huffed.

"We could do some sight-seeing around.. Like go in the city... See stuff... and all..." he suggested.

"No ways! You have already drove for so long and we still have to drive back today itself." She rejected.

Soon everyone was ready to leave after their tea-time and everyone somehow had managed to fit into the car. One of khala's extremely touchy daughter Shafaq had also joined in and seemed to have no control over her hands touching Asad.

Asad had a really depressed look on his face seeing the way his darling(car) was being handled and how much weight it had to bear.

"Relax and just drive, baby!" Zoya whisphered in a low voice enjoying his facial expressions but he just glared back in return.

Soon they were out of the city premises and were on the highway when it started raining heavily.

"Haye allah! Itni baarish ho rahi hai...! Ammi kitna accha hota ki agar hum thodi der rok lete aur garam pakode khaaye!" Shafaq exclaimed dreamily.

"Bilkul sahi kaha beta! Asad tum jald se meri pyaari gulaabo ke liye pakode lao!" she ordered him shamelessly.

"Par khala hume der hogi pohochne main agar hum food court pe rokenge toh.. Aur bearish bhi kaafi tez hai.. Main ghar jaane ke baad Razia Khala se keh dunga ki voh aapke liye banake de..." Asad explained.

"Bilkul nahi! Kuch nahi hoga agar paanch minute ke liye tum gaadi rok doge toh! Gaadi roko!" she ordered angrily.

"Ji khala" he replied having no option.

"Thank you Asad!" Shafaq purred. How cheap! It seemed as if she was seducing him with her words and what's worse her ammi had to praise her.

"Kitni suhweet(sweet) hai meri beti! Tameez aur tehzeeb toh hai ! Aaj kal ke ladkiyon main toh bilkul tameez aur tehzeeb naam ki cheez hi nahi hoti!" she exclaimed indirectly hinting at Zoya.

Shafaq who seems to be jealous of zoya agreed, "Ammi aap fikar na kare! Hum bina matlab pe aise bekaar logo pe apna kimti samay bitate hai!"

At the food court Shafaq offered to accompany Asad but Zoya being the fierce lioness quickly jumped into action and went with Asad leaving behind a fuming Shafaq.

"Khabardar tum uss chudail ke 10km nazdeek dikhe bhi toh! Khud ke haath pet oh bilkul control nahi hai aur nahi apni gandi zubaan pe! Pata nahi Humeira aise logon ko kaise manage karti hai!" she spat angrily.

"Darling relax na! Have you seen me reciprocating to her cheap actions? Just ignore na! Nahi toh i will kiss you right now only!" he said shamlessly.

"Shut up!" she said blushingly

"What?" he asked cutely

Soon after their "pakode seession" (session) they were back on the highway on their way back to Bhopal.

As they were about to turn left to enter Bhopal a car jammed into their car thus damaging the frontal part.

Asad's rage knew no bounds on seeing his baby hurt.

Luckily Zoya intervened before things got ugly and they continued with their journey somehow after the guy paid some money and told he would transfer the remaining amount soon.

However Allah miya had decided not to let them travel in that already damaged car so the car broke down!

Ab kya? Romance..? But how? With all the Khalas and the Chipkali (Lizard) Shafaq? And also it seemed to be raining quite heavily.

And they were passing the forest area before actually entering the city. However they still had network in their phones so after informing their family they were waiting for help.

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