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Mariya Khan

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Posted: 11 years ago

#31

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and
talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll
be disconnected!

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Mariya Khan

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Posted: 11 years ago

#32

It's better to shut up and give the impression
that you're stupid than to say something and
erase all doubt.

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Mariya Khan

@ShaitaanKiKhala

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Posted: 11 years ago

#33

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was
caught watching TV, the other playing hockey,
and the third one was caught reading this quote!

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Mariya Khan

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Posted: 11 years ago

#34

It's not important to win, it's important to make
the other guy lose.

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Mariya Khan

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Posted: 11 years ago

#35

One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a
relief it was to find that the thief spends less than
my wife!

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Mariya Khan

@ShaitaanKiKhala

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Posted: 11 years ago

#36

What I do when I see someone pretty is I stare I
smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.

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Mariya Khan

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Posted: 11 years ago

#37

The best part of going to work is coming back
home at the end of the day.

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Mariya Khan

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Posted: 11 years ago

#38

In grammar class the teacher asks her student
'When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say
when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up
you're a terrible singer'.

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Mariya Khan

@ShaitaanKiKhala

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Posted: 11 years ago

#39

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flyign xyz
airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much
as we enjoyed taking your money. Please
remember to take all your belongings. Anything
left behind will be distributed evenly among crew
members.