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tuna_star

@tuna_star

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Posted: 11 years ago

Read this Made by one of my freind ANU Thanks to her for the laugh:-

1. At a shop its written "Goods Once Sold will not be replaced." One customer came and asked Ap Qubool Hai Nahi Dekhte Ho. Use main to sirf replacement hi karte hain!

2. Qubool Hais New Tagline, Kya Apko Ek Sherni aur Ek chuha ki Prem Kahaani Qubool Hai?

3. In a jungle all animals were discussing about their name. Jungli Billi - Apko pata mera naam roshan hua hai Qubool Hai se.I m proud to be a Cat. Snake - Muje bhi ek cameo role mila tha. Mein bhi kush hoon. Murgi - Mein to halaal hogayi thi, par phir bhi special appearance tha Scorpion - Mera Naam hi kafi tha, mein screen mein aya hi nahi. Yeh sab sune ke baad Lion bola Mera Naam Mitti main mila diya saalo ne, ek chuha ko mera khal pehna diya yaar.

4. Two ladies were discussing about movies, One lady said yesterday I got reminded of a movie when I saw QH. The other lady asked which movie - Lady 1 answered DUPLICATE

5. Wife to Husband - Awe How I wish to have a robot which does all household chores like the one in the movie ROBOT. Husband said Qubool Hai has a ROBOTIC entry recently. Wife Damn your eyes Please dont insult Robots

6. Teacher: Ek tha Vasudev Srikrishna aur ek tha Vasudev Poundraka Student: Jaise apna Karan aur replacement in QH

7. A man was dying and everybody asked his last wish. He said Qubool Hai allah ko pyara hojaya Everybody asked why, he said uski wajah se tho meri ye halat hui hain.

8. Apne suna hoga Memne ke Khal mein bhediya, par ab kahavat badal gayi hain. Sher Khal mein chuha

9. Two men were buying CD of Windows at a mall. Man 1 buy latest version because it has has more features. Man 2 its not true in all cases. Do you watch QH Asad V1.0 was perfect.

10. One girl to another yesterday I saw a new horror serial. One dracula has come to suck blood of a girl The other girl its not a new serial. Its QH

(no bashing intended ,just for fun)😆

Crredit anuradha

Edited by tuna_star - 11 years ago