Lungi Sambhalke Asad Miyan Part 3 *GUTTER OS* - Page 4

Zulfon ka rang hai ghatiya

Yeh chand se bhi safed aankhein,

Hai raaz hai inme gehra

Insult karu kya uski,

Jisne tujhe yeh role diya

2.Humaira - safed dupatta udd gaya re mera hawa ke jhoke se

ayaan ka sar maine phod diya haaye re guldaste se

Zoya - Allah Miyan meri behen serial killer nikli?

3. Ayaan- Ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga

jaise bike ka silencer

jaise shayar ka nightmare

jaise bhootni jaisa makeup

jaise 90s ki jeans

jaise shireen ki dumbness ko de compleeex ooo

ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga

4. Imran-Najma - tumhare is mote se pet ke motapa ka raaz nahi bataunga main jab tak hai jaan jab tak hai jaan jab tak hai jaan

This isn't a song remix but I was ROFLing like anything!

Asad - zoya tum mujhe baar baar hug kyun karti ho? its difficult to control my hormones

Zoya - Allah miyan aapke paas testosterone hai? mujhe laga aap hormonal dysfuction ke shikari hain

Asad- haan zoe hain..warna tannu kisse attract hoti hain bolo

Zoya " use toh aadat hai humbistar ki! bhuk..jism ki bhuk..issmein aapka kya credit hain??

Asad - jabhi bhi aap mujhe hug karti hai mujhe mandir ki ghanti sunai deti hai *tan tan tan*

Then again:

Tanveer - kaan main bajta jaaye, mandir ka ghanta tan tan sa oh hoo

and then:

Humaira - mere baap pe mat jaa bewde..apni maa ko dekh..uske baal mein toh chidiya bhi ghosla banake kho jayegi!

GaZia!!!

Razia to gafur - Masala factory main mujhko chod ke na jaa mujhko chod ke na jaa tujhko meri haan meri jawani ki kasam

Gaffur - janam dekhlo mit gayi duriyaan main yahan hun yahan hun yahan hun yahan

And Finally:

Asad - Lungi ko apni kamar pe bandhke

Zoya ko ayaan se 10km dur karke

Sridevi ke poster cupboard main laga ke

aa jao sare mood banake

LUNGI DANCE LUNGI DANCE LUNGI DANCE LUNGI DANCE

Wahahahahahaha!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

This CANNOT be called crap!!! This is (G)utter Genius!!! You and Sohu di... I BOW DOWN to you both!!!

Ny night couldn't have been better!!!