Joke of the day

SPAGHETTI

For several years, a man was having an
affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in
him that she was pregnant...

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
marriage. He paid her a large sum of money if she would
go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in
Italy to raise the child, he would also provide
Child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know
when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail
him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the
back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came
home to his confused wife.

'Honey", she said, 'You received a very
strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain
it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as
her Husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two
without.

Send extra sauce.