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Gungun

@shank201

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#11

ok one more from my side

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chad jau to eng college ki ladkiya dikh jayengi?????
Banta: han han kyo nhi and hath chod dena to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi!!!!!
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@One-Of-A-Kind

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: shank201
ok one more from my side

<font size="3"><font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chad jau to eng college ki ladkiya dikh jayengi?????
Banta: han han kyo nhi and hath chod dena to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi!!!!!
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Pizzaologist

@Pizzaologist

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#13

I just copied this from a website i personally laughed when reading the list & if anyone finds it offensive i'm sorry and this is not written by me so just chill 😊 If the Titanic was made in India:

10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.

9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.

8) By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.

7) It's seven and half-hours long.

6) The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".

5) Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan.

4) The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.

3) None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.

2) They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.

1) Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think abou it.

AND

Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaooo"!!!

PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water

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@One-Of-A-Kind

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

#14

one more...

BOY TO FATHER: BABA BAJI APNI SHADI K DIN KYUN RO RAHI HEN..?? 😭

FATHER: BETA ABHE BAJI RO RAHE HAIN, BAAD MEN JIJA ROYENGE.. 😆 😆

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Gungun

@shank201

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#15

@lovesick🤣 🤣 🤣 i m proud to be an indian🤣
@kabhifan🤣 🤣 lifetime achievement hai jiju k liye🤣

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@One-Of-A-Kind

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

#16

Originally posted by: shank201
@lovesick🤣 🤣 🤣 i m proud to be an indian🤣
@kabhifan🤣 🤣 lifetime achievement hai jiju k liye🤣

yeah very true 🤣

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Monica

@mochhug

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

#17

🤣 That was too good!

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Pizzaologist

@Pizzaologist

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#18

One of my colleague once told me a story.. It was about a boyfriend who worked in a cosmetic shop and didnt tell his girlfriend he worked there and one day the girlfriend found a lipstick in his pocket and asked him why he had it and he replied he was cheating on her because he couldn't tell her the real reason otherwise she would be in his shop 24/7 🤣

Edited by lovesick - 12 years ago