Antakshari FUN POST

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Hally

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Posted: 12 years ago

OK this is the best I can update as my laptop is absolutely annoying me and I have done my best at a funpost LOL

Ayaan and family are sitting one side and asad and family are sitting the other
Zoya: chalo lets play antakshari .. Hey we can do Asad family VS Ayaan family na?
Asad: Miss Farooqui what kind of nonsense?
Ayaan: haan we should chalo who will start first?
Zoya: We will cos I chose the game chalo

Zoya gets up first and looks at Asad: Samjhe khud ko fit to the max

I think u are jahanpanah sixpacks
Main na ek confused larki
Main na bhi hoon ek pagli

Ayaan gets up and pulls Asad up with him:Mera Bhai, complicated man Hai
Ye Ladki confused ladki Hai

Agar woh dono saath mein jaaye

toh dono acha match hai

Zoya was annoyed about the song Ayaan chose while Asad was laughing and was about to get up again when Tanvir did: my name is Tanvir

Tanvir aur Billo Rani

I fancy Asad

but he is part of Asya Kahaannii

no no no no no no ...

Razia gets up and comes in Tanvir's face: Arey jaa jaa jaa
Go to hell
Arey jaa ja ja
I want silence
Jaa chudail, Jaa chudail
Ya ya, Ja chudail
Tanvir(to Razia):Ek main hoon aur ekk tu
In hell I am with you
Tere peeche peeche main
Mere aage aage tu..

Rashid(about Shireen and Dilshad): ik taraf hai gharwali , ik taraf baharwali
ye bole kala jadoo , wo bole Raasshhiid

Dilshad(to Rashid): Jhoothi Jhoothi Batiyon Waale
Bholi Soorat, Dil Ke Hai Kaale
Yeh Aashiq Lut Jaane Hain,
Dil Sab De Tut Jaane Hain

Shireen (crying over the black magic): humpe yeh kisne kaala jadoo daala khushi ne hamari humein maar daala hooo maar daala maar daala hoo maar dala

Dilshad: Allah bachaye uskijaan ke Shireen Kaala Jaado mein phas gaye ( Asad joins in) oh ho bachaye uski jaan ke shireen kaala jadoo mein phas gaye.

Humeira(to Ayaan): mere dil mein aaj kya hai tu kahe to mein batado

apne baal kato plzji

shower to karlo plz ji

kyon ki mere paas scissors hai

yeh main use karoongi

if u dont use them

Najma: (looking at Zoya) banja tu banja mere brother ki dulhan

Imran: gore rang pe na itna gumaan kar gore rang do din mein dhal chayega
Nikhat: main shama tu hai parwana, mujhse pehle tu dhal jayega

Tanvir: dilbar dilbar dilbar haan dilbar dilbar
Hosh na khabar hai yeh kaisa asar hai tumse milne ke baad dilbar haan

Imran moves from Tanvir: Ja re Ja ja re ja ja re ja ja re ja mujhe tumse pyaar nahi hai ja re ja ja re ja

Zoya sees Asad's six packs through his see through shirt: mujhe toh teri sixpacks ke lat lag gaye

Zamana kahe sixpack ye bahot HOT lagte

Mujhe toh teri ...

Tanvir getting jealous of Zoya looking at Asad: Mahi mahi mahi mainu challa pawan de
Kheech meri photo te batwe jala de

Asad(looking at Tanvir): Haaye I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do

Nuzzhat: hush hush hush badi bi is coming

Badi Bi comes and all are shocked:Honthon pe aisi RAAZ razia chupake chali aayi

Gaffur (Mamujaan) looking at Razia and Badi bee: kuch to hua hai kuch to hua kuch to hua hai kuch to hua hai

Plz no chappals or tamatars.. Hope u liked it :)

Edited by HallyH - 12 years ago