hello everyone.. i m prish..

RK : abhay raichand… great tum yanha ho…. (RK knws abhay… n also that he is a vampire.. they are frnds now)

Abhay : tum yanha kya kar rahe ho…

RK : for ur kind info… this is my farmhouse… leave it… whrs my shampain bottle… oh here it is… tum piyoge…

Abhay : main sirf janwar ka khoon pita hoon…. Waise tum bhi janwar hi ho as per ur BV… to main tumhara khoon pi sakta hoon…

RK : oh hold on hold on… tumhe nai pata…. Meri BV ko mujhme ab RAB dikha gaya hai… m nt janwar anymore…. U knw m TAAZA TAAZA RAB…

Abhay : achha… to aaj yanha kya kar raha hai…. teri BV ne KC rakha hoga na apne RAB ke liye…

RK : yaad mat dila… waise tujhe mera khoon chahiye tha na.. .ek kaam kar… mere liye KC rakh tu… then 364 din tu mera khoon pi sakta hia…

Abhay : yaad mat dila… KC… pata nai kis kambakht ne mere liye KC rakha tha mere lambi umr ke liye… aaj tak zinda hoon…

RK : 🤣 🤣 🤣

Abhay : achha… yanha bahot hasi aa rahi hai… tere ghar pe tere khud ke room me… teri BV se bachne ke liye couch pe sota hai… dar gaya kya apni BV se… 😲😆

RK : tumhe kaise pata… kanhi tum raat ko mere badroom me... 😲

Abhay : tumhe pata hai… kitni bhi unchi teri building ho.. main kanhi bhi ja sakta hoon…😉

RK : means tum raat ko mere badroom me aate ho… kya hai ye…. Don't u knw… nw m married man.. 😡

Abhay : o really.. is liye bich me itne takiye rakh ke sote ho…

RK : abhay…. Kanhi to mujhe akela chhod diya kar… waise aake karta kya hai tu…😳😕

Abhay : woh tum dono ke biche me jo takiye pade hote hai.. uspe main sota hoon…..

RK : tu meri n meri BV ke bich me sota hai… 😲

Abhay : nai… takiye sote hai… main takiye pe aankhe khol ke sota hoon… waise prob kya hai tujhe… waise bhi tera room dharamshala hai.. koi bhi kabhi bhi aata hai… to main kyun nai…

RK : bt… amm… still……… ok forget it... 😡

RK : maine abhi new movie sign ki hai… in that m gonna play vampire… chal koi tips de…

Abhay : start how vampires behave… n showing RK how to bite on neck… 😆

*itne me BV aa panhochati hai … madhu ko lagta hai… abhay is smkind of bhoot…* 😆😆

She started… RK dur raho use... ye kaun hai.. ok dnt worry...main hoon…

N start… "ganpati bapa moria… ganpati bapa moria…"

Abhay : Dur raho mujhse… aag hoon.. jal jaogi…

BV : hoslo se veer hoon… dushmano ki peer hoonnn... sankato me dheer hoon... apni maa ke sahare yunhi balbeer hoon... 😆

Abhay : Dur raho mujhse… aag hoon.. jal jaogi…

BV : hoslo se veer hoon… dushmano ki peer hoonnn... sankato me dheer hoon... apni maa ke sahare yunhi balbeer hoon... 😆

RK : stop it both of u…. n BV… ye dheer veer balveer kaun hai…. 😡😆

Originally posted by: bookworm-ALS--

LOL only die-hard AbhIya fans are left in the forum like me :P
Nice post btw. Where's Piya? :P

Abhay : Dur raho mujhse… aag hoon.. jal jaogi…😆

BV : hoslo se veer hoon… dushmano ki peer hoonnn... sankato me dheer hoon... apni maa ke sahare yunhi balbeer hoon... 😆😆

RK : stop it both of u…. n BV… ye dheer veer balveer kaun hai…

BV : wht?

RK : BV mazak tha ye… n dipz ke sath raheke tumhara sense of humor ko kya ho gaya hai?

BV: ye kaun hai…. n kya kar raha tha ye?

RK : mera frnd Abhay hai… hum rehearsal kar rahe the… for my next movie… do u have any prob?... n tum yanha kya kar rahi ho?

BV : what?... main itne dur se aayi hoon… mrng se bhukhi pyaasi hoon…. Chakkar aa rahe hai mujhe… fir bhi main yanha aai… ek to woh tumhara bittu… mrng se pani ka glass leke pichhe gum raha hai… samja dena use… n tumhari woh chudail bhabhi…. Sare experiments mere pe hi kare ja rahi hai…. dimag kharab karke rakha hai sabne subah se… (*aise bolte bolte.. chad jati hai RK pe*) 😆

RK : kya maine bola tha KC rakhane ke liye … ab bhugto…😛

BV : kaise pati ho tum…. Maine tumhare liye KC rakha… aur tum…. Sach kahete the sab log tum to insaan kahelane ke laayak hi nai… 😡

Abhay (dhire se): RK… chalo tumhara demotion ho gaya… ab tum RAB nai rahe… ab teri BV vrat khole ki nai khole… main mera vrat khol sakta hoon… 🤣

RK (dhire se): shut up abhay…. 😡

BV : ek to pata nai.. ye kambakhat chand kyun nai nikala abhi tak…

Abhay (dhire se): ye mere baap ko kyun dhundh rahi hai… 🤣

RK (dhire se): abhay… u knw.. it was really pathetic joke… 😡🤢

BV : yanha main bhukh ke mare marr rahi hoon…. Aur tum dono khade khade baatein kar rahe ho…

Abhay : KC aapne rakha hai…. to hum kya kare ab…

BV : entertain karo mujhe… mera mind divert karo…. 😡

Abhay & RK : wht?

BV : jaldi…. Koi song gao… koi acting karo…. Kuchha bhi… bas mera mind abhi divert karo… else tum dono ko main aaj chhodungi nai… 😡

RK : ok ok…. Abhay ek song gaega…. Chalo abhay…. Meri BV ke liye koi achha sa song gao… 😛

Abhay : are.. mujhe kanha fasa raha hai… mujhe kanha song aata hai… mere zamane ke song use pata bhi nai hoga….😡

RK : mujhe pata hai… teri raasleela with piya…. Uske sath to bahot songs gaye hai… koi ek gaa le…😛😉

BV : tum dono kuchha kar rahe ho ki nai…😡

Abhay : ok ok.. main gata hoon… 😕

Dil Ibaadat Kar Raha Hai, Dhadakane Meri Sun, Tujhako Main Kar Loon Haasil Lagi Hai Yahin Dhun

Jindagi Ki Shaak Se Loon Kuchh Haseen Pal Main Chun, Tujhako Main Kar Loon Haasil Lagi Hai Yahin Dhun 😳

Between this song… he went into the song so deeply that… he starts imagine RK as Piya… n dance with her/him (😕😆)… (its some salsa dance)

Jo Bhi Jitane Pal Jiu, Unhe Tere Sang Jiu, Jo Bhi Kal Ho Abb Mera Use Tere Sang Jiu

Jo Bhi Saansein Main Bharu Unhe Tere Sang Bharu, Chaahe Jo Ho Raasta Use Tere Sang Chalu

BV ki aankhein fat jati hai ye dekh ke… bt still abhay dance with RK… n RK also dance with him… don't know why... 😉🤣🤣

mujhako De Tu Mit Jaane Abb Khud Se Dil Mil Jaane, Kyun Hai Itana Faasala

Lamahe Yeh Phir Na Aane Inako Tu Na De Jaane, Tu Mujhape Khud Ko De Luta

Tujhe Tujhase Tod Loon Kahin Khud Se Jod Loon, Meri Jismo Jaan Pe Aa Teri Khushbu Odh Loon

Jo Bhi Saansein Main Bharu Unhe Tere Sang Bharu, Chaahe Jo Ho Raasta Use Tere Sang Chalu

RK : hm… ab pata chala… tere piya ke sath ka romance…. Sala tu to mera bhi baap nikala… bt don't worry… ab mera romance puri duniya dekhegi…😛😆

Abhay : shut up RK…😡

Abhay : ok maine song ga liye Madhu… ab jiske liye tumne vrat rakha hai… usko bolo kuchha karne ke liye…😛

BV : who is still in counfusion 😕… ask RK to do smthing to entertain her… say some dialogues…

RK : parde pe bhi main.. parde ke bahar bhi main…. Deewana kar dene ki bhi hadd honi chahiye… hai na BV…😎

BV : to kisi aur actor ke dialogues bol do…😡

RK : rk kabhi kisi aur ke dialogues nai bolta…. 😎

Abhay : chal ab zyada bhav mat kha…. Teri DHARAMPATNI… ne apne PATI PARMESHWAR ke liye vrat rakha hai.. aur tum ek dialogue bhi nai bol sakta…😛😆

RK : thik hai… chalo main abhay ka hi ek dialogue bol deta hoon… 😛

RK : (with feeling… abhay ke samne dekh ke ye dialogue bolta hai)

Din hafte saal badte jayenge , tum aage badd jaoge ,

par main aur meri yeh kahaani yanhi rahe jayegi ,

na kabhi kisi ne kahi na kabhi kisi ne suni

Pyaar Ki Yeh Ek Kahaani

BV : (ab uska doubt aur strong ho jata hai)… n achanak se boli…

BV : dur raho tum dono…. Aag hoon main… jala doongi…😡

Abhay & RK : what? 😲

BV: (she was so embarrassed… n starts…) woh tum dono itna ache se entertain kar rahe ho ki main bhi khud ko rok na paai…. Ye abhay ka dialogue hai na… mujhe laga… main bhi kuchha karu… to bol diya…

BV : (mann hi mann Abhay ko galiya dene lagti hai 😆 )

RK : achha BV… tumhara bhi mann ho raha hai… kuchha karne ka… chalo achhi baat hia… tum bhi kuchha karo…

BV : are who to main aise hi bol rahi thi…

Abhay & RK : nai karna hoga ab to…

BV : thik hia… main woh kareena ne JWM me dialogue bola tha.. woh bolti hoon… its my fav… (m using this again 😛😆)

BV: abhay…

vo main khe rhi thi... .Kamine...

Abhay : wht? Main?😕

RK: socho mat... bolo... aur bolo... (like shahid's style)

Bhutani ke… saale sandh…

RK: good... aur bolo...

tune kya socha tha..tum kuchha bhi karoge aur main kuchha nai bolungi…

tharky hoga tu kamine...

keede padenge tujhe..

kutte ki maut marega tu..

aur marne k baad bhi hamesha hamesha ke liye nark ki aag me jalega..

teri maa ki.. 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬

Originally posted by: prishiya

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yes i knw.. only die hard fans are remain here.. bt me 2 one of u... 😊...

thank u dear... 😳😆... ow piya... i didnt include her in this post... ok in my 2nd part i added "dil ibadat song".. let me copy that also here.. may u feel that piya also is here... 😳😆

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Originally posted by: bookworm-ALS--

LOL i dont mind Prish :P
Its just I thought Pia would be here to torture BV :P
i'm Shreya. Nice to meet you!

Originally posted by: abhiya4evr

i m diehard abhiya thays y i m still here 😆 ... nice post 😳 n welcome to our forum 🤗

Originally posted by: bookworm-ALS--

Part 2 was hilarious. OMG Abhay and RK :o Iss pyaar ko kya naam dun? Rofl