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Hello all! I'm sure none of you missed me. I mean waise bhi I have irritated you all so much by spamming your dibbas...😆 Lekin maa(haseena) ki haath ka private message dabba hi sabse pyaar hota hai...🤣 I'm singing that song now...'Dher saare pyaar se bhara...dabba!' 🤣
Anyway enough of my weird ramblings and onto the top ten. 😎
No 5: Fashionistas Ki Yeh Ek Kahaani?
I understand..the 'fashion show' episode must have truly been a big 'jalwa'...but really now, must five-ten minutes of each episode be devoted to T and her fashion tips, and her fights with TrAngad? 😲 I think it's time ki DV's realised that T is not the vamp anymore...Metz has arrived to give her some tagda competition. Right now, they should be showing Sid-T scenes..after all T is going to become another 'munchie' after a few episodes. 😆
No 4: Trust insaan par karte hain..jaanwar par nahi...
But Piya darling, Sid is neither human nor animal..he is a vampire..lekin if you still want to trust him, no problem. it's just that your jasoosi is limited to Sid and LOOgle search results...😆 I think it's Abhay's fault..he was not only kanjoos enough to let you watch CID reruns instead of a proper date movie...but also kanjoos enough not to let you watch enough episodes to learn all the tricks so that his electricity bill is reduced...🤣
No 3: Metz Ka Role-Reversal
Metz had clearly told Piya ki ab abhay uska hai...ab kya hua? I think as long as she was trapped in coffin, Metz wanted to be a selfless naari ala Mother-oops Maithili India and sacrifice her darling Abhay to jasoos Piya..but now Metz wants to be smart biatch and steal away Abhay considering she's alive. The question is, is Abhay some kind of T-shirt or something? That you give it to your friend one day and the next day say 'Boo-hoo I want it back'. 🤣 Or maybe Metz is just being concerned ex-girlfriend and wants Abhay to stay away from Pia's CID-giri. 🤣
No 2: Jhooth Bole..Vampires Kaante
Thanks to Abhay being such a manguram...Piya is now going to bitten..AND trapped in a coffin! After Koi Mil Gaya and Krrish..the Mummy?? Oh no, I am Haseena Mummy 😎 So it should be 'The Bahu' 😆 If only Abhay had told her the truth earlier..but no, he wants to wait till two days after purnima ki raat...abhay...does it take you THAT much time to open your mouth? 😲 🤣
And finally...
NUMERO UNO
Goes to Siddharth Raichand oops, Mehra, for proving that he is undoubtedly the male version of Komolika, Ekta's greatest female vamp. 🤣
Firstly, he puts on the 'abandoned son' act and screams at me. Secondly, he tells lies to Piya about our family. Thirdly, he's gonna bite her. And Fourthly he's gonna release 18th Century Komolika from her grave. 🤣
So Congrats Siddarth! Abhiya and others, try harder next time! 😉
Love, and no offense to anyone,
Haseena, oops Megha. 😛 😆
