WeBeCaMeMaD new FF new parts in page 5 - Page 4

Originally posted by: rumela711926fan

hey i am Disha😉

disha nyc name....am shona....anyways hav u read the ff of rumi...so funny....and well written...wat say???

Originally posted by: letsrockshona

disha nyc name....am shona....anyways hav u read the ff of rumi...so funny....and well written...wat say???

yes she is great i love her her greatest fan she rocks yar😉

muaah rumi..

ok there is a new charecter in this ff...............

Mrs Dishom😆/: she is tha head teacher of the college very flirty...wants to look young..... always is doing her make up and stuff in her room......tries to speak english and has a soft corner for Irfan ...while all the other boys run away when eva they see her.....

Rupali:(still under the table ) hey bhagwan app ko ishe abhi bhejna tha kya?...abb mujhe ishe jehlna padega..uff

Rupali is signalling ouma to make somthing up so she can get away from him...but....

Puja: hi jiju app ki dharam patni table ke niche hai...arre ritu... TUM WAHA KYA KAR RAHI HO?

Rupali: (coming out) ...arre kuch nahi woh hmmm ...hmm... arre haan app ne kaha tha na ki app ka ek safed(white) bal app ne nikal diya tha parso ...to mian ushi ko dekhna chati thi ki kaisa hai..(thinking:god ritu u couldnt think of anything else)

dharam paji: arre Rupali darling.... ek safed bal ko dekhne ke liye tumhe floor par dekne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai ...waise hi mere sir(head) par bahut sare white bal hai ...dekho

Rupali: in a low voice : kya dekhoo khaakh...buddhe kahi ke ...(now so that he can hear her) nahi nahi abhi nahi hum ghar jaakar dekenge...hum hai na ....…" BAL -BAL KHELENGE".. Ok

ok so their conversation goes on where ouma is enjoying the situation totally.....when we see kaj coming in the canteen with a teacher who is non other then nikki madam

nikki madam/ N: Kaj…mere sapno ka teacher kab aayega…

N: jiske haath main safed book ho…jo har roz mera kapde doye…jo safed kapdo main aaye aur mujh se pooche.. "NIKKI darling kya tum mere 30 bacho ki maa banogi"? aur mujhe ek SAFEDrickshaw main aakar le gaye…woh meri zindagi main kab enrty marne wala hai?

kaj moving her head round & round in circles like a "MATA" with a red tika on her head

Kaj:beta app ka woh teacher kabhi nahi aayega….aur app yeh teacher ki naukri 2-3 months main chood doogi

N: chup ho jawo kaj..kya main tumhe"top marks" yeh sunne ke liye deti hoon?…...abb tumne ek baar bhi esha kaha to main tumhe exam main fail kar doongi samji…

kaj: (out of her "MATA" image) haan haan… plz mam mujhe exam main fail hi kardo......mujhe ek bahut badi jotisi(future telling) company se offer aaya hai....I want to join that....I want to be a future teller...

kaj is all excited and accidently touches nikki madams hand

kaj: thinking: kaj mata ajj to teri kher nahi, jab yeh(nikki mam)upar (heaven or hell)jayegi na to yah apni stick apne pass hi le jayegi ....bichare bhagwan ji ki mujhe badi chinta ho rahi hai...

nikki madam is just about to pick up her stick when we see Shanrab enter who is actually a PROFESSER but he dresses as cute college going boy U WILL KNOW Y SOON...and speaks with a bit of south indian touch...

shanrab/S:(he is fida over nikki madam) haye haye nikki medem (with passion in his voice) aupp kobhi to hom par bhi apni stick use kijiye na ....hom kuj bhi nohi kohenge...homahre moh se "HOYE" tok nahi nikolega....(just realised what he was saying and was just about to blow off his disguise)

N: kya kaha tumne? uff chodo...abb yeh kaj ke gurms mitane ke liye mujhe Ganga snaan (bath) karna padega...... fhilal to main detol se apne haath dho ke aati hoon...

abb aage

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Now in the canteen we see Irfan feeling very uncomfortable and wants to say somthing to qazi'.

Irfan: ummm.Qazi DAR.. (was gona say darling but stopped half way)'.I mean qazi daaro(scared) maat main hoon na '.

Qazi: mian kisi se darta nahi re'.ajj se main to mere paas har waqt glass rakhoon ga'

Qazi: taki agar koi mujh par attack kare to main who glass nikaloonga aur gaaunga(sing) and then the glass will break on their head likeBATATA WADA and I will run away from there'so kaisa laga mera "Self Protection Plan"?

Irafn: haye first class ke agge agar koi class hai to main who kehta'(in dream land with qazi singing and dancing )

Kaj: abbe oye tu kya future main glass ki factory kholne wala hai ki tum sara waqt apne saath glass lekar gumega?

Kaj: arre tum kaha ja rahe ho qazi

Qazi: glass ki factory kholne ke liye''.

but Kaj now knew y he ran away'.

Just then we see the Head Mistress of the collage enter'..MRS DISHOM'. All the boys run away from there'.only Irfan is left cause he is still in his dream land with'.

MRS DISHOM goes up to Irfan 'takes his arm in hers and'.

Mrs dishom/ MD to Irfan: haaini twade Muskuls(muscles) to kinne changee ni'.haye feel kar ke to mere kalege wich thand pe gayi si'.. Kyu kabhi kabhi come my office no'me hamesha baiting (waiting) and baitng fhoor(for) u 'u no come ..tell y y ?

Irfan: oh madam app'hmmm woh 'woh..

MD: what who who '.. Me will give u top marks if u come '' me not become head mistress just like that no'very papad belling karna pada'' anyway u meet me in office and I will '..(pauses for a while to find the right word but finally gives up) sikha dungi tumhe'..

Irfan: par kya mam? App kya sikhaye gi?

Now qazi comes back: abbe samja karna tumhe ladkiyo se baat kaise karna hai who sikha degi'.right mam?😆

MD: right qazi'.(now serious) umm my meaning is that me teach u all "A.. to.. Z" allap '. Naughty boy '.esha waisa no thinking ok'.

she pats Irfan on the cheek and goes😳

Qazi : bhai wah kaash humhe bhi koi eshe hi pyar karta'..to hum poora din "yaow yaow" to kya "bhaw bhaw" karne ke liye bhi taiyaar hai''.😳

I: to karo na''umm I mean KKAZI RO(cry) na tu''🤢

QAZI: WHAT???????😕

OK THE DAY ENDS AND everyone is going home ''in one car??????

Okay so Anas decides to drop Sheetal off in his Maharani, but not only Sheetal...Puja, , Rupali, Qazi and Batata Vada decieded to be "kabab ke beech ki hadee" and ruin Anas vision of his and Sheetal romantic home drive, how they all fit in the car..God knows..........There going alone everythingss fine when the car starts to slow down and gets a bit wobbly...

Sheetal:Arre teri jaisa teri car bhi dokka deti hai...

Batata Vada laughs and Anas gets annoyed....and defences his car

Anas:Nahi..Nahi..yea meri Maharani ki fault nahi hai..ajj bahat weight hai na gadi main..motte log baite hai issl liye

The car get worse and starts making even more worse noises...

Sheetal:Darling tum mujhe motti keh rahe ho..?

Angad:arre Mangu maine tumme kaha moti kaha main to..

before Anas can continue Rupali does...

Rupali:Arre Sheetal....andhi(blind) ho kya..tumne notice nahi kiya yaha par do motte log baite hai ek Batata Vada aur ek meri stupid se, pagal se behna...

Puja gets annnoyed and sits up...

Puja:Arre dehko naa Anas Rupali mujhe motti kehri hai..main moti hoon kya..bolo...

Qazi:Arre nahii Puja darling tum toh ek dum slim ho pencil ki tarah..apun kehra hai naa...

Puja blushes..Anas notices...

Puja:Awwww Qazi darling(trust me u don't know how famous this line has become)

Qazi:Awwwwwww Puja.....

Anas:Arre abb tu apna Awww suru maat karo aur gaane par concentrate kar...teri aawaz itni besuri hia ki main kya batawo tumhe

Puja:Kya Anas kabhi kuch acha nahi bol sakte Qazi darling ki bare main (as a joke)...

Rupali:Kya acha bolenge....tumhi hoon sirf iss duniya main joh kuch acha keh sakti hoon apnhe Qazi darling ke bare main(sarcastic)

Puja:Watevrrr sis...

Ritu:Awww My pyaare jiju..kitne ache hai aap..iss Stupid ki..I mean Puja ki itna khayal hai appko..kaash app mere "woh" hote kaash...

Puja:Haan Rupali kaash...reality main ajja..teri liya Dharam Paji I means to say Jiju wait kar rahe hai.." BAL -BAL" khel neke liye

Rupali:Shut-up..

Qazi:Awwwwwwwwww Puja darling...

Anas:tumhe agar kuch karna hai to gaana ga yeh tera Awww maat suru karna fir se

Qazi turns around...

Qazi:Teek hai acha agar Anu ji itne request kar raha hai..toh main spare kar sakta hoon apna galla...

Anas:Ek mintue ek mintue mujhe apne ear phone pehne doh....

He starts singing..

Qazi:Lalalalalalalalla...Loolllololololoolol....
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Everyone ducks and covers there ears, Every inch of glass cracked in the car..the windscreen,,the car windows..backscreen..even the reverse mirror....

Now what happens.....?

wow

(MRS DISHOM goes up to Irfan 'takes his arm in hers and'.

Mrs dishom/ MD to Irfan: haaini twade Muskuls(muscles) to kinne changee ni'.haye feel kar ke to mere kalege wich thand pe gayi si'.. Kyu kabhi kabhi come my office no'me hamesha baiting (waiting) and baitng fhoor(for) u 'u no come ..tell y y ?)

kaya updates hain rumi dear.It's wonderful updates.Really, u have great talent in writing.Keep it up dear.

Originally posted by: pRaTiBhA.1990

wow

muahh rumi

long ud..gud gud

mrs dhishum..wow..wat a funny character...heeeeeee

(MRS DISHOM goes up to Irfan 'takes his arm in hers and'.

Mrs dishom/ MD to Irfan: haaini twade Muskuls(muscles) to kinne changee ni'.haye feel kar ke to mere kalege wich thand pe gayi si'.. Kyu kabhi kabhi come my office no'me hamesha baiting (waiting) and baitng fhoor(for) u 'u no come ..tell y y ?)

its d best part...hehhe..haii..kalege wich thandak pai gye..heheeeeeeee2 gud yaar

arrrrey..ye last me kya ho gya...accident??

thanku sooooooooooooo much yaar... i am shocked😲 u liked it still thanks i just tried😳
well accident hmmm woh toh waqt hi batayega kyu😉