krishna ki Binglish class...jokes

😛Krishna ki Binglish class...Jokes..😛

Hi Friends, Raj here..back again with new jokes of Singh family...esp Krishna-Pratigya, Shakti n SS...Hope you will enjoy reading..

Pratigya teaching english to Krishna..after some days she says that I will ask you some questions and you translate in hindi..Krishna agrees..and here is their conversations with excellent replies:-

1...Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo!

2..What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai? 11..Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----- * Hey Sundari; kyaa pak raha hai?

15..General Body Meeting.... ----- *Saamanya Shaaririk Milan'

2...Krishna after coming back from a three hour long class says:

Saala poora body headache maar raha hai ...😛😆

3...Guru Maa got some magial power..and she was fulfilling the wishes of her chelas.

One day Shakti ask: Guru Maa, Meri shadi Katrina se kara do.

Guru Maa : Uski ek dress 1 lakh rupaye ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

Shakti : Koi upaay Guru Maa..?

Guru Maa : Mallika Sherawat....

(sahi kaha Guru maa..Shakti ke kapde nikalwa degi..)😆😆

4...Pratigya to Krishna:- Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

Krishna to Pratigya :- ekdam simplewa hai Partigya jee..😆...

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi zukaam...

2. kaho naa bukhar hai..😛.

3. TB no 1 ...😆.

4. Kal patient ho na ho..😆.

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam...😉

6. Main Hajmola ki deewani hoon..

7. Dengue wale machhar le jaayenge..😆

8. Kaho na constipation hai...😆😆( Suna Professor Jharokelal jee..)😆

9. Terramycin ki kasam..😉

10. Hamara capsule aapke pass hai...

5...Sajan Singh:- beta shaadi ke din sasural wale
ghadi (watch) dein toh tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein toh tu car mang lena,
dukaan dein toh tu ghar maang lena..

Krishna: babu jee, ladki dein toh uski maa mang loon? ..😆😉

Keep Smilingwa..😃

God Bless You All..😊

Set_raj..😊

Originally posted by: Aabrayy

hilarious post dear

Thanks a lot Aabrayy...😊

omg u made me mad yaar🤣 wow i just can't stop myself for laughing😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 bhai aise behuda aur mast idea kahann se aate hain tumhre bheje main😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 kahin tum s.s. aur krishna ka coaching center to join nahii kiye ho😃😃😃😃😃 😉😉😉😉😆😆😆😆😆😆⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️👏👏👏👏👏👏

🤣great jokes !!!!!!! can't stop my laugh!!!🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant work once again Raj 👏

🤣
they all were gud..but the one that made me crack up a lot was
Don't mess with me, dude.----- * Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee.
🤣..gud jokes😆

Originally posted by: set_raj

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<div align="center"><font color="#990099" size="4" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">😛Krishna ki english class...Jokes..😛</font></div>

<font color="#000099">Hi Friends, Raj here..back again with new jokes of Singh family...esp Krishna-Pratigya, Shakti n SS...Hope you will enjoy reading..</font>

Pratigya teaching english to Krishna..after some days she says that I will ask you some questions and you translate in hindi..Krishna agrees..and here is their conversations:-

1...Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo!

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<font color="#990000" size="2">What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai?

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Good job raj..loved the doctorwa movie names

<font color="#990000" size="2">You're kidding! ----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho! </font>

<font color="#990000" size="2">Don't kid me! ----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao! </font>

<font color="#990000" size="2">Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? </font>

<font color="#990000" size="2">Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi! </font>

<font color="#990000" size="2">Don't mess with me, dude.----- * Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee.</font>

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<font color="#990000" size="2">Check this out, man! ----- * Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi! </font>

<font size="2"><font color="#990000">She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai! </font>

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<font color="#990000" size="2">Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?----- * Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek? </font>

<font color="#990000" size="2">Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----- * Hey Sundari; kyaa pak raha hai?

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<font color="#990000" size="2">Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain? </font>

<font color="#990000" size="2">Son of a gun.----- * Bachcha bandook ka. </font>

<font color="#990000" size="2">And the best one is..... </font><font color="#990000" size="2">How do you do? ----- * Kaise karte ho? </font>

<font size="2"><font color="#990000">General Body Meeting.... ----- *Saamanya Shaaririk Milan'</font></font>

<font color="#990000" size="2">Hit the brother in law.........Maro saale ko...😆...</font>

<font color="#990000" size="2">Ki bolbo?..theek bolba na partigya jee?..chalbo kaa nahi..?😆</font>

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2...Krishna after coming back from a three hour long class says:

Saala poora body headache maar raha hai ...😛😆

<font color="#0000cc">3...Guru Maa got some magial power..and she was fulfilling the wishes of her chelas. </font>

<font color="#0000cc">One day Shakti ask: Guru Maa, Meri shadi Katrina se kara do.

Guru Maa: Uski ekdress 1 lakh rupayeki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

Shakti : Koi upaayGuru Maa..?

Guru Maa: Mallika Sherawat....</font>

<font color="#0000cc">(sahi kaha Guru maa..Shakti ke kapde nikalwa degi..)😆😆</font>

4...Pratigya to Krishna:- Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

Krishna to Pratigya :- ekdam simplewa hai Partigya jee..😆...

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi zukaam...

2. kaho naa bukhar hai..😛.

3. TB no 1 ...😆.

4. Kal patient ho na ho..😆.

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam...😉

6. Main Hajmola ki deewani hoon..

7. Dengue wale machhar le jaayenge..😆

8. Kaho na constipation hai...😆😆( Suna Professor Jharokelal jee..)😆

9. Terramycin ki kasam..😉

10. Hamara capsule aapke pass hai...😛

<font color="#990000">5...Sajan Singh:- beta shaadi ke din sasural wale
ghadi (watch) dein toh tusuit mang lena.
Scooter dein toh tu car mang lena,
dukaan dein tohtu ghar maang lena..

Krishna:babu jee,ladki dein toh uski maa mang loon? ..😆😉</font>

<font color="#000099" size="4" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">Keep Smilingwa..😃</font>

<font color="#000099" size="4" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">God Bless You All..😊</font>

<font color="#cc0000" size="4" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">Set_raj..😊</font>

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😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by: an_jaani

thanks......hilarious as usual....thanks again

You are most welcome an_jaani....😃

Originally posted by: snehaarhaan

🤣great jokes !!!!!!! can't stop my laugh!!!🤣🤣🤣

😊Thank you Sneha....