wait..let me stretch my arms and crack my knuckles. actually i have been inactive on the forum for quite a while.
so i am nidhi and the username that you see on your left is of my sister. i must warn you that i am completely insane.(.especially for parud)and thakursa 😆😆so read at you own risk😊😊
We have given so much importance to Parud that our poor tejawat feels betrayed. ...so presenting you the most KILLER love story (Pun intended) of all times!!!!
Presenting to you, The love story of our very own thakurain maasa and thakursa(coz I love the latter a lot🤣🤣) which begins from...thankfully different "FIRST NIGHT"
It was the grandest celebration in the history, its splendor unmatched by any weddings centuries ago...in fact also the ones which were yet to come!! After all it was the byaah' ceremony of param singh tejawat (tejju) and his sarhad paar ki bride , thakurain maasa( srry don't know her name)
Just to cover the splendid display of bride's CLOTHES' and belongings going on in the backside of the haveli, the pheras continued for a grand figure of 5 hours🤣 and ended with tejju himself shooting the pandit with a AK 47. (And because he had used a silencer, the gaonwalas thought that the god man was bowing down in front of the village's personal almighty😕😕 and obligingly, followed suit.😡😡😡)
And after that came the grand first night!!⭐️
Thakurain masa walked down the elaborately decorated corridor with a glass of desi rajasthani milk which had special strenghthening properties in it 😆. The small population of ladies in the house directed her to the' room. (The door creaked open to a timid tejju sprawled up eagle eyed on the bed)..just joking. Tejju was nervously resting in one corner of the bed flashing his extra cute dimples.
tejjucome here sit with me..tejju calls😳😳
Thakurain masa quietly goes near him and hands him the milk and sits down besides tejju.
TM: did a keep you waiting?😳
Tejju: doesn't matter..i don't have my pistol right now!!
Thakurain blank..😲
Tejju: so tell me more about yourself...do you like goliyaan??
TM (horrified): goliyaaa???😲😲
Tejjuu admonishes himself and quickly adds: goliyaan...chatpati...meethi meethi...our village is famous for that naa" (phew!!!)
TM : oh yes..i love them..(hesitently)you tell is there something I should know about you?
Tejju (thinking...I hate bsd, I do arms smuggling, and I love kesari secretly...oop): yes I see dead people.🤢
TM: WHAT??😲
Tejju(biting his tongue)...I mean I visit cemetery a lot ...funerals ka tym hai naa!!!😃😃
TM: aaapne kahan tak studies ki hai??
Tejju: Guns mein phd kiya hai and you?😆
TM: 1 year tak maun vrat(silence) ka course kiya tha. Have you ever seen shooting?
Tejju on high alert thinks she knows..: seen? Arre I toh shoot everyday..In fact there was a month during which I just shot without break or food
Thakurain masa on cloud nine👏👏.: aap hero hai?👏 Which films have you done?
Tejju: films...oh realization realization😡 "once I got the offer for top gun but I refused"
Tm: why??😲
Tejju: I got to know that it wasn't about guns!!. Then I have played an important role in shootout at lokhandwala ...I supplied the guns.😆😆
Suddenly Tejju gets up excitedly and asks "can we dance"
Tm: but aren't we supposed to do the other type of dance??
Tejju: no... dance means dance...ok?
He lifts thakurain masa in arms and takes her to a secluded room decorated with scented candles and brutally crushed rose petals. The fairy lights hung across the walls gave a rosy hue to the room adding on to the extremely romantic atmosphere .he gently puts her down. With one hand on her waist and the other holding her outstretched hand, tejju calls out...MUSIC..⭐️⭐️❤️
"Goli mare bheje mein..tada tada tada bheja shor karta hai..."🤣🤣
"Enough" Tejju shouts "leave the dance ...lets start the main thing".😛😛
Tejju slowly peels out his kurta revealing an ultra glam body marred with messages left right and centre , ghajini style😆😆😉
"BSD aag hai aag"..TM reads out, "I hate BSD" "BSD mein koi handsome male nahi.." "bsd- jaani dushman"
Tejju(after seeing thakurain's keen interest" :theres one at that' place too...wanna see it??😳😳
Suddenly a servant enters and whispers something in tejju's ears.
TM: what?
Tejju : somebody is watching us
TM (skeptically) :but who would be interested?
Tejju: I know ...NIDHIII.😡
Me :bhaagggooo😉
so you must be ready with your jootas and chappals...oh i see tomatoes too😛. before that just one message to all...sorry guys but...the wont reach me...heheheh😆
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