Good episode today. No one killed anyone. Two days in a row. Wow, miracles do happen. 😃
Boss-sa: 30 bodies with snapped necks, one who is impaled on a bayonet like kabab on a sheek, and one with a bullet to the head, care to explain what went wrong?
Rudra: Don't blame me. They insulted my country. You know how I get possessed by Rambo whenever that happens. Also, I forgot to take my morning dose of anti rage pills this morning.
Boss-sa: What do you want me to do Rudra? Force the Xanax down your throat? All this blood and gore is not only putting my ass on the burner, its also putting TRP aunties off our show!
Rudra: But I took my shirt off just after the killing rampage. I thought that would rectify everything! I thought TRP aunties loved me, and my abs!
Boss-sa: Shut up. Now go and get me a witness statement. As great as your abs are, that Thakur Tejawat is quite a hottie himself. I will need more than a story to arrest him if we don't want all of Birpur's women folk chasing us down with belans.
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Rudra: Where is that...Oh you are so pretty that you make me angry! You beautiful vixen. Open your delectable mouth and tell me everything you know.
Aman: Sir please be gentle with bhabi jee, she is in shock.
Rudra: Da fuq Aman? She ain't your bhabi jee!
Aman: But she is, you just don't it yet. I read the deepest darkest desire of your heart before you yourself realize they are there in the first place.
Rudra: That's creepy Aman.
Aman: I just love you. That's all. I will shut up now.
Paro: I don't want to look at you, you monster. You killed my husband. Also I tend to loose my senses whenever I look you in the eye.
Rudra: Look at me dammit. Do you think we could have a little eye sex session now? No? Alright then, lets get you back to Birpur. Unless you want to stay here. We could do so many fun things together. 😈
Paro: I am going, I am going. No need to terrorize me. Also could you stop touching me every chance you get? No need to grasp my hands, shoulders, wagera wagera to drive home the point.
Rudra: I can't help myself alright.
A short drive and some cryptic dialogues that are too deep for me to understand later, Phatphatiya-sa and Paro-sa reach Birpur. Poor Paro-sa is dropped like a hot potato. Probably because Thakur-sa promised to buy Mami-sa a magic bullet blender set if she refused to recognize Paro. She took the deal of course, it was much too tedious to cut vegetables in that sewing machine - veggie chopping hybrid.
As for Rudra, do your research dude. Either capture mutant butterfly Rukmini, or get Imli with Namak alag se, that's the only way you are getting a statement out of Paro baisa.
Jodha Akbar
