The Bollywood GOVERNMENT: If ACTORS ran India

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The Bollywood Government: If actors ran India

IBNLive.com
Jan 10, 2014 at 07:57pm IST
#politics #bollywood#amitabh bachchan#aamir khan #shah rukh khan
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It's election season. Politics, or Aam Admi Party to be specific, is all that people can talk about these days.

Who's going to be our next Prime Minister? Well, only time will tell. Till then, we decided to have a little fun of our own. What if Bollywood formed the government and ran the country for five years, we wonder.

From Amitabh Bachchan swearing in as Prime Minister of India to Sunny Deol promising us border safety as Minister of Defence, here's who would do what if Bollywood were to run the country.


Because he personifies the top spot.


Who better than Sunny Deol can protect us from our hostile neighbours. Please watch 'Gadar' for reference.


Shah Rukh Khan knows how to keep the money flowing in.


How will the country flourish without his 'sanskars' and 'aashirwad'?


Because only he can ensure absolute security for the country.


He's flown across the globe...thrice. Pretty promising, isn't it?


You want employment? Go to RGV, he will definitely give you a job. If he can hire Nisha Kothari, why not us?


His royal blood might ensure tasteful development of urban India.


You know why...


Representing India on a global platform is something this actress has been doing anyway. She has the practice.


Nobody is as obsessed with trains as she is.


She's the PM's choice! No comments.

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Well, he knows the legal system inside out. Infinite court hearings generally do that to you.


Because he doesn't let go of any opportunity to help those in need.


Obviously.


True to her craft, only Madhuri Dixit can wear Indian culture on her sleeve.


Being the owner of a million sarees, won't she know everything there is to know about the textile industry.


He's been talking so far, let's give him the opportunity to bring in the change in terms of women and child development.


Haven't you watched 'Bhaag Milkha Bhaag'?


Good suggestions are always welcomed, and she has many.


You need to spread word about something? PC is your best bet.









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i was about to say SRK as ministry of finance😛
don't know about the rest, but SRK can do it!!


Ministry of Youth Affairs ranbir
President Amir
vice president Vidya
Ministry of Food Processing Industries sonakshi
Ministry of Drinking Water and Sanitation hema malini
Ministry of Social Justice & Empowerment kiran bedi

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Originally posted by: LadyDabangg

i was about to say SRK as ministry of finance😛

don't know about the rest, but SRK can do it!!


Ministry of Youth Affairs ranbir
President Amir
vice president Vidya
Ministry of Food Processing Industries sonakshi
Ministry of Drinking Water and Sanitation hema malini
Ministry of Social Justice & Empowerment kiran bedi

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Originally posted by: KARAN888


Amitabh Bachchan swearing in as Prime Minister of India

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🤣🤣🤣
bollywood beach party

BBP

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Why is DPad the ministry of civil aviation? I don't get it. If Alok Nath becomes the head of any party, it would be BAAP- Babuji Aam Aadmi Party 🤣
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Heheh amazing choices SRK can make a great finance minister and Madz Minister of culture an amazing choice as well.
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sanskaari babuji alok nath will guide them with medicines of sanskaar attack😆
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Originally posted by: MR.KooL

sanskaari babuji alok nath will guide them with medicines of sanskaar attack😆


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