tumhaare paas kya hai? Fun post - Page 6

Originally posted by: Autumn_Rose

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Bhairamal: Mere paas statue jaise bete hain 😆

Salima: Mere paas khan sahaib ki likhi shayari hai

Maan singh: Mere paas bin dialoge expressions hain

Bhagwan das: ^^ mere paas wo bhi nai 😭

Atga: Mere paas massalat ke liye kuch batien hain 😆

Moti: Mere paas yellow kapde hain..

Rahim: mere paas sabko apne peeche bhagane ki kabiliyat hai 😛

Originally posted by: pallavi003

benazir- mere pass parda hai parda..parda hai parda.. agra ki sare parde meri hai...usse pne kapde banaungi main...

Originally posted by: disha15

Disclaimer : Sole purpose of post is for everyone to have fun. Please take it light-heartedly. Hope u'll like it.

Im sure everyone knows this famous dialogue from the film Deewaar "mere paas maa hai"

So,here is my take on the same.

Imagine,someone says this to the characters of JA "mere paas paisa hai,bangla hai gaadi hai,tumhaare paas kya hai?"

This is how these people reply

Adham : mere paas bandhiyan hain 😕

Maham : Mere paas 10000 tonne kaajal hai 🤣

Resham : Mere paas 360 degree rotate karnewaali mundi(head) hai 😃

Ruqaiya : Mere paas hukkah hai 😎 ( I love you though Ruq ❤️)

Hamida : Mere paas colgate hai 😃

Javeeda : Mere paas pink colour ka suit hai 🤡

Menavati : Mere paas aansu(tears) hain

Jodha: Mere paas shahenshah hain 😳 🤗

Jalal is caught off-guard,he embraces her and then says...

Jalal : "Mere paas Jodha Begum hain ☺️"

and then he looks at Benazir and asks her "Tumhaare paas kya hai Benazir?"

Benazir : Mere paas green vomit hai 🤢

Jalal orders her sarr ka kalam since the vomit was contagious and was spreading deadly diseases 🤔

Originally posted by: Sandhya.A

Disha,

ROFL ...ROFL. Thanks for the thread.

Maharana Pratap: Mere paas duniya ki sabse expressionless chehra hai

Suryabhaan: Sigh...mere paas mera sar bhi nahin hai😭

Raja Bharmal: Mere paas mere har problem suljhaane ke liye mere dear Javaisaa hain😃

BD: Mere paas height badaane ke liye complan hai 😆

Rat King: Mere paas (Bahu rani ki) Ratanpur Qila hai

Mere paas sapno mein bhi daranewaali shahenshah ki gusse ki yaad hai.

Abdul:First find out - main kahaan hoon. Then I'll tell you mere paas kya hai

MA: Mere paas sabse cheap dimaag hai.

Jodha and Jalal: Hum dono ke paas sun-like ego hai (so big & bright)

Jodha : Mere paas hindi bhaasha ke sabse katin shabd hain😲

Mere paas har kism ka lep hai

Mere paas bapusa, maasa, daadisa, bhaisa, bhabhisa, mere priya parrot-sa,

agra mein saasumasa, all types of sa hain sivay pati sa ke kyunki maine hi unhe

dhakka maar diya

Jalal: Mere paas poore saltanat ka pyaar hai : aaj hi nahin 500 saal ke

baad bhi meri awaam (esp the girls led by Tripti) mujpe fida hai😳

Mere paas sabse shaatir dimaag...tha, pata nahin ab kahan hai😲

Benazir : Mere paas poore Hindustan ki nafrat hai

Menawati : Mere paas most active lachrymal glands hain

Kanhaa: Mere paas earplugs hain😉

Tel operator at Z:mere paas kaan dard hai