Hello kiddos...what a blahhhh episode...typical build-up to...you guessed it, NOTHING!!! 😕
1) MRS. SURI: I want to know two things. Number one, how many Mrs. Suris are there? There's Ila, of course. Then Rhea...in her old fantasies as Mrs. Rhea Suri. Then Jassi...as Jassi. Then Jassi...as Jessica. Then Jassi...as Neha. Then Mallika...as Mrs. Armaan Suri. Then Mallika...as Mrs. Mallika Armaan Suri. Then Mallika...as Mrs. Mallika Suri. Poor Armaan, no WONDER he's confused!!! If the women who love him have multiple identities, how the heck is HE supposed to know which one to pick!? As for Miss I-Have-No-Idea-What-Self-Respect-Is Mallika Seth, your initials can definitely remain M.A.S...Mindless A** Seth. 🤢
2) RHEA # 1: Okayyy, today, Rhea has completed her journey into becoming a character that I can tolerate. Congratulations to you, my dear. You are now one of the THREE 1/2 characters on JJKN that I like. 👏 Even your hair has given me a break & I haven't seen you wink in a long time. 👍🏼 I'll give you your trophy upon the completion of your task: A-J reunion. 😊
3) RAGHAV BECHARA: As per the preview, this poor guy is a goner. The wide smile & puppy dog eyes are an obvious clue to JassiCeha's next suitor. Haiiii, bechara Raghav. You would be better off with Rhea Madam. Both of your confused looks would merge together perfectly & create the most befuddled child in India. 😕 PLEASE Raghav..stick to teaching music..leave the drama to JassiCeha & don't invite it into your life..because with us I-F members, Rhea, and Armaan Suri, you're in for the battle of your life...& we're determined to win (well, us I-Fers & Rhea are, anyway!) 🤢
4) HOW HOW HOW the hell did retard Mallika know to come to the hospital in Nainital!? NO ONE knew about Armaan's injury apart from PERVERTlal (the cause), Rhea, & JassiCeha. OBVIOUSLY none of THEM were going to call her!!! Watch out Ajmeri Baba & Peer Sayed Sahib...you've got some ESP competition!!! And, even if she DID follow Armaan to Nainital, I'm sure it's not SOOO small that she would immediately find out where he is. PLEASE PEOPLE, stop insulting ours, & your characters', intelligence. 😡
5) Alright, I admit, I am still a Jassi fan, even after everything...for some reason, I can't help but be. BUT. COME ON. You promised your parents in that oh-so-annoying letter of yours that you would call them & inform them of your whereabouts once you were settled. Not only did you never THINK about them even once, the only time you DO is when it's YOUR burday??? There's a limit to even how much I can defend you, lady! 😡
6) Speaking of JassiCeha's burday...whose is it actually? Jassi's, Jessica's, or Neha's? Lucky girl...gets to celebrate thrice while the rest of us have to wait a whole 364 days until our next one comes around! Quite convenient to have triple identities...presents from Armaan as Jassi, presents from Purab as Jessica, & now presents from Raghav as Neha, perhaps? Maybe he'll give you a new outfit...I know I'D really appreciate it if he did that for you! 😆 But Armaan was SOOOO ultra-adorable when he remembered Jassi's burday when he gave her that stopped stopwatch. I hope Mallika finds that newspaper that he wrote on...UNDERSTAND WOMAN. NO MATTER HOW MANY MORNINGS YOU PUT ON YOUR SINDOOR AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU SIGN AS MALLIKA ARMAAN SURI, AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU DOUBLE CHECK TO SEE THAT YOUR MANGALSUTRA IS AROUND YOUR NECK, HE DOES NOT LOVE YOUUU!!! His heart, soul, & mind will ALWAYS belong to Jasmeet Walia, NOT Mallika Seth. The faster you understand this, the happier you will be in the future. Better you leave him before he divorces you...which, my dear, is an inevitability should Ghatiya Katyal and Turd & Doodie have any desire for their own survival. 😳
7) Romeo & Juliet...Mallika hugging Armaan...Armaan on the bridge & Jassi with the blue umbrella...Rhea making vows...WHICH PREVIEW TO TRUST??? Answer? YOU GUESSED IT! NONE! With the way things have been going, these idiots will combine all of them & have us more confused than ever. In the end, the story will be Mallika hugging Romeo, Armaan carrying a blue umbrella, & Jassi making vows to bring Rhea & Armaan together!!! 👎🏼
8) Khatra Khatri...how come she's still in the school & JO-ke is nowhere to be found? If they got rid of the daughter, couldn't they give us a 2-for-1 deal & erase KK as well? Her widening eyes as a suggestive gesture of villainy combined with PERVMAN's lispy "Unchee whatevers" make JJKN more of a comedy/tragedy than a drama. 🤢 And, hey, who else thinks that they make a cute pair? Her with her grainy, Anu Malik-with-permanent-vocal-cord-damage voice & Perv with his Lone Ranger moustache would really make a great couple...I TOLD YOU RAJESH, I WILL CAST YOU...JUST LEAVE MY SHOW & FILMFARE, HERE YOU COME! 😃
9) Speaking of PERVERTlal, how come he gets to come back to the school? Shouldn't Father Rods aka Squirrelhair have some ban against him or something? Although, I must say, IF IF IF IF IF Armaan & Jassi do meet tomorrow (which, of course, will not happen), then it will be thanks to PERVMAN inviting Dimples to the play. I mean, I really don't want to be in debt to Perv, but, if I must sacrifice something, I shall for the sake of Armaan & Jassi...although, please, they don't deserve it...they've already stolen my mental health! 😭
10) WHY did Mallika decide to stay where she isn't wanted? Ohhh yeahhh, that's what she ALWAYS does. I just hope that the Mallika hugging Armaan preview isn't something that happens post-Romeo-&-Juliet when JassiCeha peeps around the corners of the school's hallways or something! 😔 Granted, Jassi needs to know about the ill-fated wedding day, but I want it to happen with everyone looking @ one another in the face. This just gives JassiCeha another way out to run away from Armaan & let him be...(un)happy. 😭 😡
11) I did however, feel bad for Jassi when Piano Man took her hands & started rehearsing Romeo & Juliet with her. (Hmmm...acting out your fantasies, are we now Reggie Sir!? You should have seen her before her three million & one makeovers!😲 🤓 😆) She was so lost in Armaan Sir thought (Can we blame her???❤️) that she responded with what her own answer would have been had Piano Man been Dimples. I can understand what it feels like to be lost in thought that even reality seems blurred. ONE POINT for JassiCeha. (Don't get excited now homie...your ONE point is rivaled by Armaan's 8328781397198219821 POINTS. You still have a longgggg way to go so keep trying!) 😈
12) I saw Parmeet on "Just Pooja" today & I am taking this opportunity to say, "RAJ MALHOTRAAA, COME BACKKK!!!" While I'm @ it, "BILLOOOOOOO COME BACKKK!!! AMRITTT COME BACKKK!!! BEBE COME BACKKK!!! NANDU COME BACKKK!!! PARI COME BACKKK!!! MARIAAA COME BACKKK!!! BINDIYAAA COME BACKKK!!! MAITHLEEEE COME BACKKK!!! RUBY MOMMM COME BACKKK!!! NAZNEENNN COME BACKKK!!! TRISHLAAA COME BACKKK!!! VEERUUU COME BACKKK!!! PURU UNCLEEE COME BACKKK!!!" Oh, who am I kidding??? It would probably take less time for me to yell @ everyone who I want to go away. 😵
I'm not sure if my brain just hurts or if I've just lost all usage of its cells...<SIGH>💔 On that note, good night. (HOPING FOR A HAPPY ONE TOMORROW, RUMI!!!) 🤔
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