MOTW--Member Of The Week Manoj_Tina Fan - Page 7

Originally posted by: nikki05

hey hey Shru,

first of all thanks a lotttttttt once again for ans all my questions so gracefully in the last two sets-Ur welcome

now its time for some cool questions dear 😉- AUR.....😡😭😆

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity-- If you're cremated, do you remain in ash form for the rest of eternity? Heaven is supposed to be a place of eternal happiness, and happiness is relative. So, if you like the outfit you were buried in (or if you like being ashes) then yes. Otherwise, no. One more unnecessary complication removed by atheism, though.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? --Because a circular box would be impractical. Do you think boxes arrive at the pizza places already folded up and ready to be used? Employees fold boxes in their spare time. You try folding a box with a circular edge. Then try doing 20 in less than 10 minutes.

What disease did cured ham actually have? -- Meats, ham included, were cured out of necessity when refridgeration was not an option. It prevents aging, rotting, and the reproduction of many harmful bacteria.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? --Newborns wake up every couple of hours but after a few months most babies sleep very soundly for most of the time. In addition, babies sleep for a total of 17-20 hours a day (basically any time they are not eating or crapping) so the saying implies that they slept without any worries for quite a long time. Maybe secretly they are saying they woke up every couple of hours and cried their eyes out for no reason. Maybe anyone who claims to have slept like a baby should be institutionalized.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? -- Yes. Signings are a different thing entirely and it would cause a lot of confusion. :P

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? -- A movie is a program that contains a story, actors, dialogue, music, etc... all sorts of things IN the movie. The television is an electronic device that projects images onto a screen. Therefore all the images you see while watching TV are ON the TV, or IN a TV show. They are IN the program, and the program is projected ONTO the screen of the TV. Not to mention, saying you saw things in the TV is a little weird.

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? "People" is a pretty general word. -- If you asked the question a litte more specifically, say, starting a little like... "Why do rich, bored people with nothing to do with their money but throw it away pay to go..." you will realize the answer to the question before you finish it.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? -- Because some people buy lots of bread at once and freeze it to preserve it. If you don't want to take the bread out and wait for it to thaw, you can stick it in on the highest setting, and the toaster will thaw the bread and then toast it.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? -- Babies, obviously.

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?-- Yes.

What if someone died in the living room-There will be various reasons behind the death it can be natural or not natural.

"I am a nobody; nobody is perfect"-does that make me perfect-I am a Nobody mean that the person has no identity the first part while in the 2^nd part it says that No1 in the world can be perfect which I agree to as every person has some bad qualities along with positive qualities.

If the World is round in shape , so why cant we slipped-Centre of Gravity is the reason

Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand-It counts secs , min hand counts min while hr hand hrs

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker-Because that man will break your money into porpotions and then invest in various companies, land, etc...

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls-Although the term rainfall is also used, rain drops is also used because it falls at a higher velocity. The word "drops" seems to be a more accurate way to describe what rain does. Snow falls at a slower velocity and it seems to be the best way to describe it's descent.

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips-Bcoz the colour sticks to our lips

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat-Food

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests-Q uizzes are precursors to tests. Tests are the end action to tabulate what you know

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks-I m still trying 2 understand this ?..... 🤣

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle-In the bottle, there's little air. What makes the glue move is the water in the glue. In the bottle, there's no air, so the water doesn't evaporate. When it leaves the bottle, or the bottle is left open, the water evaporates or dries and sticks things together. We say it dries because it loses the moisture by evaporation.

If all is not lost, where is it-Somewhere in the world

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting-We all do some act or other in our day to day life knowingly or unknowingly.In other wors 'Ye duniya ek rangmanch hai aur hum sab is rangmanch ki kathputhali

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime-Whatever wrong things you do that will come back to you as the world is round & what you give is what you get back

Which according to you, is a bigger offence- giving bribe to get a work done faster or taking bribe to speed up the work-Giving or taking both is wrong but in today's world Bribe has be4come very common.If a policeman catches you breaking traffic rules he asks for fine & you will beg him & surely bribe him as that's what egveryone has got used to.Giving bribe has become a habit in the same way taking bribe has become a habit for ppl who think its not wrong.

enjoy ans them sweety 😉-Finally over **PHEW**

will b waiting to read ur replies 😉-I hope u like my ans😳

thanks a lotttttttttttttttttt 😊-Ur welcome

love,

nikki 🤗