Taan-Maan !! -- This will gonna happen soon,...
The inside living Tanisha still does not know, who real Armaan kohli is,...
But, when she will come out, Tanuja devi will attend a close conference meeting in the presence of Ajay Devgun and Kaol,.. .. ( with a flashing red bulb, outside the conference room - like in Shammi Kapoor's movie Junglee ) will take her aside in a single lonely room and will take her class,... and first of all, will give her two tight-ones ( below the "kaan-patti" ), and while holding her "kaan-patti" and will say,...
Kal-muyi, Shanichar,... Fati-char,... chinaar,... Karwaa liya naa, apna aur hamaaraa bhi munh Kaalaa? Mil gaya naa sukun tuje, aab? Ho gayi naa Dil ko Tashalee?? Jalati chita shaant ho gayi naa,... Apni maa ke khilaaf, aab ? Kameenee, Shanichar, sach bolu tau,... Tu meri aulaad ho hi nahin sakti,... Yeh mera khoon kabhi nahin ho sakta !!... Yeh tau bata,..Kahaan apne gotra ka munh kaalaa karwaane ne, gayi thii...? Muje logon ki kya-kya naa sunani padi ! Kal-muyiii,... Saari khan-daan ki kari-karaayi huyi iijut-soharat pe paani firo diya,... Mitti mein mila diya, Naam hamaare Khaan-Daan ka,...Tuje BB mein jaane ko, pahele se hi naa bola thaa,... Maine, aur Jiju ne,... Bola thaa, ne?... Par tune hamaari ek naa suni,...!! aur woh bhi paanch hazaar rupeeye jaisi phooti kaudi ki ki aukhaat mein, munh kalaa karwaaya ! Bada khazaana loot ne gayi thii,.. wahaan,... ? 5k mein, kaam karne ki zaroorat hi kya thii ???? Shaadi waqt ke mutabeer naa huyi tau,... tau iis mein hamaara kya koosoor ? Ek Raandwaa hi mila, Tuje?? Look,...Tera Jiju makes one crore a day ! We are not gonna die hungry, if you did not make that Rs. 5 hazaar, a 100 days of salary !
Raat ke andhere mein wahaan Kohla ke saath kya Kolsa gees rahi thii ??,... Bed ke neeche, rajaayi tale kya rang-reliyaan khel rahi thii ?? Jo TV pe saare desh ne dekha,... !! Iis se acha hota ki, tu humen maar hi daalti,.. Zinda dafanaa deti,...bahetar hota,... ! Hum toh aaj jeete-jee mar gaye ! Saari iijjut pani mein bhigo gayi !
Tuje maloom hai,... Baahar kya huaa,... main tuje milne kyun nahin aayi,...?? main beemaar thii,.. kitne din hospital mein rahi,... Log bolte the, ki Muje cancer hai,... main boli ki,... aab , bhala muje aur kaun sa Rog hone ko baaki hai !! Mera sab se bada cancer toh meri Tanisha hai,... Jo iis kookh ne use janam diyaa,...
Kal-muyi... Ciggareete smoking room mein, camera naa hone par, wahaan kya kar rahi thii,...? Lapakna -chipkana,.. din-raat zaroori thaa, kya?? Shaadi naa huyi tau,... Wide-chest ki hi bas ek bhookh rah gayi thii, Tuje baaki ??
Masturbation ki gandi gaaliyaan kis se sun rahi thii,...? Hamaare khaan-daan mein, auratein aisi baatein karte hai ? Naa jaane kya-kya sunaa raha thaa,... woh Naa-pak tuje ?? Aaakhir tu kyun uus ki galiyaan sun kar, apmaan sahan kar rahi thi,...? Woh tera kaun hai, afterall ???
Muje tau khinnn aa rahi hai,...apne-aap par aaj,... teri harkatein dekh kar,... gilaa aa rahi hai,... jee karta hai main khud apna hi gala ghont daalu !! Uus se, din-raat tu lapak-chipak rahi thii,... teri jaisi naa-paak aulaad ko paa kar,...aaj hum kisi function mein jaane ke bhi kaabeel nahin rahe,...kisi ko baahar munh dikhaane ke bhi kabeel nahin rahe,...!!
aur sharm-lajja ke mare, humen nicha dekhna par raha hai,... Kahiinn bhi tau munh uthaane ki kaabeliyut nahin rahi, aab hamaari,... !! Tanishaa, aaj tune sach mein, humen jeete-ji maar hi daala !
Kaala karwaa diya munh,.. season saath mein,..tere saath-saath hamaaraa bhi !
Woh tera Pati-Parmeshwar thaa,(?)... Tune kab Fere liye the, uus ke saath ??
yaa tu Been fere hum tere waali,... sada-suhaagan, sah-dharma-chaarini, ardhangini,... dharm-patni, such-dukh ki Sam-Bhagini,... aadrash Pati-Vrata naar kab se ban gayiii?? kab se ban gayi,... Tu uss ki, Sada-Suhaagan ??.. Yeh sab kab huaa, aakhir(?)... jara hum bhi toh sune,... jo tu, ek Budhaape ke aare pahuncha huaa, mid-aged married couple jaisa, behave kar jo rai thi???
...aisa vartaav jo kar rahi thii,... ek ardhaangini aur naagini jaisaa??
Who aakhir tera kaun thaa? Aur,.. yeh sab kaise, aur kab huaa?? Tu pahele bhi use mili thii, baahar ?? Woh devil, tera Devta kab se Ho gaya, yeh tau bataa,...????
Dhani-bhaayada (?),... ya Main teri Meera,...Tuje maan liya Mohan ? Tu samazti kya hai apne-aap ko ?? uus ki ... Rakhaat ? Ya,.. woh tera bha**a !!
Choodel,.. tune humen kahin ka naa chhoda,... Yeh le chaaku, bas humen maar hi daal aab tau,... yeh ek hi rah gaya hai, baaki !!
And,...Baad mein, Tanuja devi will give her, two other tight-ones on her next cheek,... and will show her that,... Watch,.. this is Real Armana Kohli,...
Watch ,.. this is Armaan kohli,... who got drunk that many times and had so and so many, past GFs and how how he hit them after being drunk,...look at his records,...
Watch,.. this is Armaan kohli,... who even hit that very high-head last BB season waali, super-vamp Dolly-Bindra ko bhi,... !
Watch,... this is Armana Kohli,... Who did a blood-sheds in Mauritius , hit her GF in Mauritius shedding blood on the road,... look at thgis pics and spot of blood on teh road,...and even Mauritius Police had arrested him and kept under ban, and behind the bars,...
This is this drunkard who has a series of hit and drunk cases to all of his many many Gfs,...
And later our dear Tanisha will hug Mumma and will cry whole-heartedly
will cry over and over with runny nose,... berry sized tear-ful eyes,...and will promise her,... Mom,.. Ok mamma,... Bhul ho gayi,... Galati ho gayi,... Maafi chahti hun,...Main yeh sab nahin jaanti thii, tab,...from Now on, I never know him and will forget him,..forever,... Jo kuch huaa, use bhool jaaoo,...it was a just a show's temporary friendship,.. and part of the game,...and that's all. Mamma I am really so sorry,... Di Kaju, tell Maama,... please,... Jiju,... truly I never knew all these at that time, in such details,... Please...!! Kaju Di,... pl. tell Mamma, I am so sorry ! Pleaseee !
Pl. Give it a rest, Mamma. I am very very sorry Mamma,... and our Dear Tanisha will again become ladlaa of her's Mom, again n' forever,...
I mean, Happy Ending.
Anupamaa
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