You are so boring that its not even funny anymore that you reached so far! You are like the furniture in the House, only difference is that this furniture says "khaon khaon" if any kind of load is put on it.
*khaon* Tanisha ji, aapne weight lose kiya hai.
*khaon* Abey Ajaz, kam chane khaya kar!
*khaon* Ooohhh, Andyyy, don't be naughty.
*khaon* Armaan ji, aap iss ghar mein sabse shantipriye aadmi ho.
*khaon* Main sabse.. *khaon* .. accha furniture hoon iss ghar mein.
He doesn't even enjoy in parties or smile properly unless cornered. Kyunnn.. torture kare Sangram..Kyun? Aisa hai kyunnn? Kaise bataun?