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Ek fandom ki zindagi ka sahara hota hai...ek chota spoiler
Ek forum ke popularity ka raaz hota hai...ek chota spoiler
With that unnecesarily dramatic intro, here I am with the third post in the Ek Saal Baad Series by the Chikni Chamelis.
We're here to reminisce, recall and randomly post random stuff about the show that was, the characters that brought us together...and the forum that kept us there.
But this post isn't really about any of that, as you might notice from the changed font color.
This post is about that small, tiny, minuscule, yet crucial little post that always popped up at the most important junctures.
It gave us all acidity, dhak-dhaks, and made us open our mouths in a perfect 'O', like Khushiji.
And no, I'm not talking about Arnavji here.
I'm talking about what happened when we saw this title on IF:
And so begins a story as old as time itself...
Once upon a time, in a forum far , far away, there lived three fairy Godmothers. Their names were Khushboo-Ki-Raat, Mishti-Doi, and Pee_News, respectively.
They ruled over the forum with an iron hand, and every word that fell from their lips was treated with a reverence that would put all the Devi Maiyya devotees to shame.
Every forum member waited for their posts with bated breath, and would fall at their feet (virtually) whenever they said something of import.
But sometimes, these Godmothers would get angry because someone did not believe them, and threaten to leave this Forum. This usually happened when someone's besahara uncle or cousin's mother's dog's friend's owner gave the forum a conflicting spoilerz.
At that moment, widespread panic would attack IF, and everyone would beg and plead and cajole and cry until the three deigned to return to the forum which made them what they were in the first place.
They would give us spoilers, and we would lap it all up.
And so everyone lived happily ever after.
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But WAIT!!
Picture abhi baaki hain mere dost!
No one really lived happily, or ever after.
Because for one, the show ended abruptly, you know.
And also because the teen deviyan were almost NEVER in agreement about anything.
You want proof?
Well, here it is!
Exhibit #1:
When something like this ^^^ was leaked, you and I would probably think that Khushi was drinking water, in her weird, Sanka Devi way.
But the Godmothers had different opinions, of course.
Khushboo-Ki-Raat:
Sheesha ho ya dil ho, aakhir
Tut jaata hai...
But whose dil will break?
Or does this song mean that the Sheesha of Arnavji's windshield will break when Khushi throws this bottle on it?
Jaanne ke liye , follow me on Twitter @SmellNeverLies
Waise maine yeh sab kaha hai, iska yeh matlab nahi ki Gauti Bhaiyya ne bhi yehi likha hai.
It's awl haf hiddenz meaningz.👏
Mishti-Doi:
Hi frnz!
Hwz U awl?
M back with another important spoiler about dat bottle photo.
The shooting was completed yesterday, and after dat Arnow said dat Uff, I need thanda thanda pani.
Nd DAN Koosie poured da whole bottle on his head.
Dats awl for today.
If I see 6969 likes on my FB page, I'll cum bak with another geela spoilers.
Until DAN
Njoy and TC
Pee_News:
My source is a direct one. I heard this from the make-up man's aunt's dhobiwaala's son's boyfriend himself.
The bottle signifies that Arnav has dumped Khushi, and now she has turned to the bottle for solace.
This is the zabardast twist that you all have been waiting for.
For more, please come home and like my mailbox.
Exhibit #2:
Khushboo-ki-Raat:
Machli jal ki rani hai...
Bas itne paise mein itna hich milega.
It's awl haf hiddenz meaningz anyway.
Mishti-Doi:
Hi frnz!
Hwz U awl?
M bak wit a croocial spoilerz dis tym.
U must be all thinking that dis is consummashun, no?
But nahin, aisa kuch nahi hoga.
The thing is dat wen Arnav unties the Dori from her fair-and-lovely back, one of the fish in the fishbowl will jump out and die.
Khushi will run der and start crying, and DAN nothing Dun.👏
Now U understand why there's Fishbowl in BG?
Gauti Bhaiyya neva writes anythin witout a reason ya.
Agar fish ko nahi maarte, then solar system projector ko giraate nd DAN also nothing Dun 👏
Keep watching nd TC
Pee_News:
This time my source is more direct DAN anything else.
I borrowed the script from the Fisherman...oops, I mean GH himself.
So after Arnav unties the Dori, there will be a knock on the door and Di will enter with a Pooja ki Thaal because it is the Fish ka Happy Birthday.
See, GH never writes anything without a purpose.
Please follow him on Twitter @HormonalKostinsForeva
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And so you see, things were not happy at all.
Everything was confused and murky, much like the water in that fish tank.
So now I ask you all, please do share your own spoiler memories with or without picture exhibits like these.
After all, what better way to celebrate the one year anniversary than getting confused and bewildered all over again?
BUT WAIT!!!
You need to follow these rules before posting on this thread.
1. No reference to any other shows/movies/actors/animals/birds/dinosaurs/sports etc.
2. No talking about body parts, including Chotey.
3. No mention of Sex, Gutter, or Mature content.
Please be as immature as you want, that is freely permitted.
4. No mention of other IF members/Mods/Coolbies/Viewbies/Frisbees etc.
So what are we left with?
Put on your thinking hats, and tell me!
Disclaimer: This post is meant to be a fun post, and should be taken as such. Reporting this thread is against the principles of fun, so kindly refrain.
Thanks.😊
Jhanak
Udne Ki Aasha
