"The eff! Is she attempting comedy again?!"
Well yes I am...by not so popular demand, a totally uncalled for sequel of my not so famous previous OS "What the hell happened?"...I bring you What The Hell Happened Part dusra aka 2 (I know I am very creative)... but wait there is a twist...read on and 5 minutes later regret reading this crap...enjoy!
"I can't believe I let bhabhi talk me into having a bachelorette party..."
Taani thought to herself as she pulled down her sparkly silver cocktail dress, trying to make her dress longer...just like her dream of meeting Ranbir Kapoor , it wasn't happening.
"How did I allow that anyway?"
She cocked her head because hey, if you don't do that how will you get into flashback mode?
~ FLASHBACK ~
"...And that's why I can't have a bachelorette party..."
She glanced at Sharon who nodded at her...but wait she had been nodding for the past 5.3 minutes too.
"Bhabhi ...are you listening..."
It was obvious she wasn't .
"BHABHI!'
Sharon took of the earphones which were plugged into her brains for the past 5.5 minutes.
"haan...yup ...so we can have bachelorette party right?"
Now the way Taani saw it she had two options...she could ruthlessly murder her with the vase which was standing right beside her or she could say yes... for her future children's sake she chose the latter.
~FLASHBACK ENDS~
"Right...oh bhai...why couldn't you have married Aashi instead?"
She said as she saw Aashi and Sharon hand in hand walking towards her.
"oh ya, because Sharon would have murdered her..."
"Did you say something Taani?"
"haan...nope...I said nothing whatsoever..."
"Whatever...someone's looking hot today na?"
"aww...bhabhi..."
"And you look nice too."
Well one couldn't blame her blame Sharon because even after giving birth last year she still looked great.
"So where's Rinni, Simmi and Neha?"
"Here am I Taani..."
"And Simmi and I are here too..."
With that everyone had assembled and was awaiting orders from Sharon...the only one who had even the slightest idea of what was going to go down.
"See this here girls...what do you see?"
Taani focussed on the uneven form of metal clanging in the distance.
"It is a key types right Sharon?"
Said Aashi, causing the rest of them to nod in agreement.
"No! Take one more guess girls."
She had said it rather loudly causing a young boy behind her to drop his ice cream cone and thus starting to wail.
"Umm... a key shaped key chain..."
Said Rinni as the rest of them face palmed.
"No girls...this is not just a key, it is the key, the key to our happiness..."
"You could have just said th..."
Taani started as Sharon cut her off...
"That's beside the point...the point is that we are going to have the best night of our lives and there is nothing anyone can do about it."
There was something about her demeanour that forced the rest of them to not question her...like messing with a food deprived tigress, you do not want to mess with a sleep deprived Sharon...again you couldn't blame her...she hadn't gone out at night since Rahul was born...she loved him though and Taani still couldn't believe that soon enough she would have that with Rey.
"So girls let's go! We are going to have a hell of a night."
And they were...just not in the way they had expected.
"Are you sure you don't want to check up on them?"
Rey rolled his eyes at his would be brother in law.
"yes saale saahab , I am sure..."
"Stop calling me that and Taani may be your fianc but she is still my little sister."
"I love Taani and I would rather chop off my arm than let anything happen to her."
Swayam smiled because even though he wasn't ecstatic about getting her getting married he was glad that she was getting married to Rey.
"Woah what the hell happened here?"
That was Taani's first reaction when she entered the room that was booked for her great time'. It looked like someone spray painted purple everywhere and the feathers, oh god, pink and purble feathers were strewn everywhere. The bed spread was a horrible leopard printed nightmare.it was as if they walked into a perverted uncle's dream...not a great look.
"I don't know...this does not look like its brochure..."
"That's it...I am out..."
"Wait...wait...Taani so what if the room isn't great? There is a disco ball and music and private entertainment and great food..."
"Really? All together?"
"Yup...it's called the bachelorette package."
Taani decided against leaving since Sharon put in so much effort and also she didn't have a ride home.
Soon music started playing in the room...
Bhula Dena Mujhe
Hai Alwida Tujhe
Tujhe Jeena Hai
Mere Bina
"That's a little inappropriate don't you think?"
The rest nodded as Rinni clicked next as the sweet melody tum hi ho flooded the room.
Just then the doorbell rang.
"That must be the entertainment..."
Taani went to the door to see a man in an extremely see-through, skin tight shirt with a chiselled face and a lot of muscles, in short he was hot.
"The bachelorette's party right? Can I come in?"
Taani gave way for him as the rest of the girls perked up.
"you're the entertainment?"
Taani asked sceptically as he nodded...
"So girls, who is ready to get entertained?"
The girls were confused as to whether to reply enthusiastically or call the cops for being a rapist.
Then the unthinkable started he started swaying his hips as he took off his shirt shocking everyone there.
"Oh god! Put your shirt back on or I will call the police..."
Taani swore she could hear collective sighs of disappointment from the girls.
"Whoa...you're the one who wanted entertainment with the package right?"
Suddenly everything fell into place.
"Are you a stripper?"
"I prefer the term artist..."
"Well your body is definitely a piece of art."
Said Simmi as all the girls slowly nodded in approval.
"Oh girls have some self respect...Sharon, explain please?"
"I didn't know anything about this guys, I swear...is that why it had that winky face next to the word entertainment in the brochure?"
Taani let out a sigh as she grabbed her phone.
Now Rey was trying his best to be as approving and supportive as possible but he just couldn't ...she could have been wearing a sign saying unhappily going to get married.
When the phone rang he snapped out of his thoughts of abandonment and indigestion from the pizza he and Swayam had split.
"Hello..."
"Rey, can you pick us up?"
Rey knew he shouldn't be feeling so happy but he did.
"Sure but is everyth..."
"Everything is fine Rey just come soon."
Before Rey was able to say bye she had hung up. Taani was obviously in a bad mood. He felt bad for taking happiness in her sadness.
"Dude...let's go..."
"I told you this was a bad idea...bla bla bla"
That was how Rey perceived the rest of the conversation which was by the way a long one.
Just as Taani hung up she heard a seal being killed but it wasn't a seal dying, it was just Sharon crying. Oh no.
"Bhabhi...what's wrong?"
"I single-handedly ruined the day which is supposed to be the best day of your life."
Chale Jaise Hawaayein, Sanan Sanan
Ude Jaise Parinde Gagan Gagan
Jaayein Titliyaan Jaise Chaman Chaman
Yunhi Ghoomoon Main Bhi Magan Magan
Taani signalled Rinni to cut the song vigorously as Sharon wailed even louder.
"No bhabhi my day is absolutely fine..."
"Shut up, I ruined it"
"Okay..."
"I just wanted to give you a great time but see...I can't do anything well, you now I haven't slept for like a week now..."
At this point Taani had no idea what to do...but then she weighed her options, she could either hear Sharon sob until Rey arrived or convince her that she was having a great time. Unfortunately she chose the former because it seemed pretty much impossible to have fun then.
Soon there was another seal dying, which meant someone else was crying Taani looked at all the girls who were drooling at the stripper, I mean artist and looked at the artist who was crying. Oh no.
"And now what's wrong with you?"
"I don't want to be a stripper anymore."
"You mean artist?"
"Are you stupid? Of course I mean stripper..."
"Of course..."
"It's not my fault I have a perfect body..."
"And no brains..."
Taani murmured.
"What?"
"Nothing..."
"It's just for once I want to be normal..."
All the girls let out sighs though she suspected that none of them were looking at his face...he was shirtless.
Now Taani was caught between comforting the stripper or her best friend so she did what she could. She prayed for Rey to come back soon when the doorbell rang.
"Thank god ghanti bhajh gayi"
She said as she ran to the door tripping over Rinni's foot and falling right into the stripper's arms and the door was opened revealing the scene to Rey and Swayam.
The good news it couldn't get worse. Of course it did thanks to Rinni and the music system which started belting out the sweet music of baahon ke darmiyaan.
Baahon Ke Darmiyaan Do Pyaar Mil Rahe Hain
Baahon Ke Darmiyaan Do Pyaar Mil Rahe Hain
Jaane Kya Bole Mann Dole Sunke Badan
Dhadkan Bani Zubaan
"What the hell happened here?"
Said Rey as Taani made a silent pact to murder Rinni.
"Rey it's not what it seems...put me down!"
She ordered as the stripper/artist put her down.
Rey just stood there emotionless as he scanned the surroundings with his mouth open while Swayam tried to hide his grin.
It couldn't get any worse right? Wrong...never fear when Rinni is here.
Chhoti chhoti baato'n se
Tune jo sataya mujhe
Ungli pe nachake tune
Chuna jo lagaya mujhe
Arey jaa jaa jaa
Go to hell...
Arey jaa ja ja
I want silence
Jaa chudail, Jaa chudail
Ya ya, Ja chudail
Everyone looked at Rinni in shock as Taanu cursed everything she could think of and thought of ways to dispose of body rinni's body as Rinni tried frantically to switch it off.
Palkon pe bithaya tujhe
Ruthi toh manaya tujhe
Pyaar mein toh khuda
Bhi banaya tujhe par (par)
Tujhko kadar nahi
Yeh le dekh thenga mera
Ha ha ha
Tail lene ja tu
Koi kya ukhad lega mera
Ae..
Abey ja ja ja
Go to hell...Ja ja ja
Once again
Jaa chudail, Ja chudail
Chudail...fida...
Taani contemplated whether to kill herself now or explain herself to Rey. She chose the latter.
"Rey I didn't...stripper I mean artist...I fell, his shirt was eaten by a cat...he caught me ...Rinni will die tomorrow...you get me..."
Rey shook a quick no before kissing Taani slowly which made the girls go aww' as Swayam go puke in the toilet.
"We are gonna be great together coz I love you."
"I love you too..."
"Good...now can you tell him to leave the room...not to be rude but he is killing the mood."
Taani giggled as the dude grabbed his shirt and ran away.
"Better?"
"Much..."
He said as he enclosed his lips in hers. Soon the sounds of Mitwa echoed across the tacky walls. What do you know? Rinni did something good.
Okays...I am donzies...hit like and comment and guys...our taarey is back so party time my peeps.
P.S I am not liable if laughter didn't occur at any point of time and also I am not to be blamed for any kind of time wastage...thank you.
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